Part Emmett

'I am going to kill Bella' I thought as I had to leave with "the pack". I hated doing this dare but I was not going to be known as a chicken. I was going to complete this dare, and hope the week went by quick.

I walked out of the house following behind everyone.

"Paul, Jacob, your running patrol tomorrow, get some sleep." Sam told Jacob and me as we ran back to La-Push.

"I can't sleep though." I objected.

"Of course you can Paul. What do you think you are a vampire?" He asked as everyone laughed at the question.

"Umm, no," I replied. I was wrong, and I knew it right then and there; this was going to be a long week, the longest in my existence.

"Good." Sam smirked.

"One question though, where do I live?" I asked Sam when the other's where farther up ahead.

"Emmett, I know this is going to be a long week, for the both of us, but right now you are living in a tent outside of mine and Emily's place. We don't want you to go to Paul's house and his mom call the cops."

"Okay. You know I have no clue on being a wolf?"

"I thought that was your last question before? But yes, I know, I tell you later."

We ran in complete silence to his house. When I got there I found a tent pitched outside and instantly went to it.

"Night Sam," I told him as I pretended to yawn.

"Night Paul," And with that said, he went into his house where Emily was probably waiting for him. I walked into the tent to find an air mattress on the floor, and a duffle bag with a note on top. It read:

Paul, I packed your clothes into a bag for you, see you in a week, Alice.

Hey, at least I had my own clothes to wear. I opened the bag to get clothes, but all that was there was my portable D.V.D. player, my IPod, a bunch of movies, and there sitting underneath it all, was my Portable game System.

Thank you Alice! I grabbed it out of the bag and started playing my favorite game, Super Mario Brothers. The one with Yoshi and Bowser! I played pretty much all night until it started getting light outside. I started heating voices inside the house so I quickly shut off Mario and hid under my blanket's pretending to sleep.

"Wake up Paul," Sam said hitting the side of the tent, "you have to get ready for school."

"Okay, one minute," I replied sleepily. I'm getting really good at this acting stuff.

I got on some of Paul's clothes that where in the corner and came out of the tent.

"Breakfast will be ready in about five minutes," Emily hollered from in the house.

"Okay, what is there?" I asked

"Bacon and eggs, I made more than enough knowing how much you guys eat." She replied as I walked into her house.

I sat down at the table when Sam joined us after. Emily put the bacon and eggs on the table then gave me a plate.

"Eat up, I don't want leftovers." Emily told Sam and I as he started putting stuff on his plate. I grabbed a couple pieces of bacon and some eggs and put them on my plate. This was going to taste horrible but I was going to survive. I picked up the bacon and tried to eat it without making faces. I managed to eat a bunch of eggs and bacon before I ran upstairs and puke it out in the toilet.

I grabbed Paul's backpack and was off to school. It was a boring day, and I got glares and stares from random people. I did a math test, a geography test, and have an English paper that's due tomorrow that I'm already finished. I probably got Paul's grades up for him.

I got back to my tent and started playing Mario again waiting until I had to patrol tonight with Jacob.

I got out of my tent at dinner, ate, then barfed it up and went back to playing. It was about 8:30 when I had to leave with Jacob for patrol.

"Remember to howl once if a vampire is coming, two times if its more than one," Jacob explain to me, "Were going to run the border, understand?"

"Yes," I replied as we started to run the border.

We were running for a while when I finally caught the sent of Paul. I howled once and Jacob was instantly by my side at the treaty line.

"Hi Emmett," I smirked at him.

"Hi Paul, how was your math and geography tests?"

"Great, I already knew everything, how's your day gone leach?" I laughed. I've always wanted to say that.

"Fine dog thank you very much," He joined in laughing. I guess he wanted to say that too.

"Well have a good day," I told him as he left. He just waved.

Jacob left to start running again as I ran the opposite way.

For the next week it was repetitive; me playing videogames, eating, puking, going to school, eating more, puking more, and every once in a while patrol.

The week only had 4 minutes and 23 seconds left, as Paul and I waited on the treaty line eyeing our watches.

The week was unforgettable. Probably one of the most amusing, and I made a couple friends.

The time was up and we quickly crossed the line back into our home territories. We waved to each other and ran home.

When I got home I got greeted from Rosalie with a hug but she quickly backed away.

"Emmett, you smell horrible," She told me plugging her nose.

"Wow it's nice to hear my name; I've been going by Paul so now my name seems strange."

"Well I don't care about that, go jump into the lake and get clean," she argued.

"Fine in a minute, I have to ask Esme something," I walked into the living room where everyone was sitting.

"Emmett, why are you thinking about bacon?" Edward asked me.

"Umm, I have a confession, I love bacon!" I squealed, "Do we have any?"

"Emmett, how do you like human food?" Bella asked me.

"Not a clue, but I'll need to call my friends to ask for some," I replied as I grabbed my cell out of my pocket and started dialing.

"What friends?" Jasper asked

"Hello Sam, It's Emmett, can I speak to Emily?" I spoke into the phone hopefully answering his question.

"Yes one minute,"

"Hello, Emmett?" Emily said into the phone.

"Hello Emily, I was wondering if I could have some more bacon. It was so good and no one here has any, so can I?"

"Emmett, you can come to breakfast tomorrow, bye," She hung up.

"I'm getting Bacon tomorrow," I exclaimed jumping up and down.

I. Love. Bacon.