Back by popular demand...(drumroll) This fic!! -.- Okay, that was lame. I blame the humor in this story on the author Aphy, who 'as rubbed off on me...for that I say...THANKS!! .

(Elizabeth runs on deck)

Jack: (looks up) Elizabeth? What's wrong?

Elizabeth: (breathing hard) I...I...I'm in love!!!!!!

Jack: Why Elizabeth, I didn't know you cared!

Elizabeth: -.- (tries to slap Jack)

Jack: AHHH!!! (ducks)

(music starts)

Jack: (looks up) Where's the music coming from? Is that a plane? The music's coming from the plane, isn't it? (A/N Sorry, had to add that .)

Elizabeth: (smug grin)

Elizabeth: If there's a prize for rotten judgment

I guess I've already won that

No man is worth the aggravation

That ancient history,

Been there done that

Jack, Gibbs and Cotton: Who'd'ya think you're kiddin'

He's the Earth and heaven to you

Try to keep it hidden

Honey, we can see right through you

Girl, ya can't conceal it

We know how ya feel and

Who you're thinking of

Elizabeth: No chance, no way

I won't say it, no, no

Jack, Gibbs and Cotton: You swoon, you sigh

Why deny it, uh-oh

Elizabeth: It's too cliché

I won't say I'm in love

I thought my heart had learned its lesson

It feels so good when you start out

My head is screaming get a grip, girl

Unless you're dying to cry your heart out

Oh

Jack, Gibbs and Cotton: You keep on denying

Who you are and how you're feeling

Baby, we're not buying

Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling

Face it like a grown-up

When ya gonna own up

That ya got, got, got it bad

Elizabeth: No chance, no way

I won't say it, no, no

Jack and Gibbs: Give up, but give in

Cotton: Check the grin you're in love

Jack, Gibbs, and Elizabeth: O.o Cotton?!?!?! You can talk!!...You can sing!!

Cotton: (grin)

Elizabeth: (cough) Ahem...

Jack, Gibbs, and Cotton: (run back to their places)

Elizabeth: Much better. (starts singing again)

Elizabeth: This scene won't play,

I won't say I'm in love

Jack, Gibbs and Cotton: You're doin flips read our lips

You're in love

(they do a little dance)

Jack: Shoo doo, shoo doo

Elizabeth: You're way off base

I won't say it

Gibbs: She won't say it

Elizabeth: Get off my case

Cotton: Shut up, shut up

Elizabeth: I won't say it

Will: (creeps on deck) O.o What the...? Since when can Cotton talk, let alone sing?!?!

Jack, Gibbs and Cotton: Girl, don't be proud

Its okay you're in love

Elizabeth: Oh

At least out loud,

I won't say I'm in love

Will: (backs away slowly) I'm just gonna pretend I didn't see that...

Well, there you have it. It didn't even take me that long to write either...damn you Aphy!! Please R&R. Thanks!

Oh yeah, one more thing. I need your help thinking up songs for the next chapters, so any help is much appreciated.

Sorry about the weirdness. I tried uploading the chapter, and the little asterisk thingys (I think that's what they're called) wouldn't work. -.-

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