Back by popular demand...(drumroll) This fic!! -.- Okay, that was lame. I blame the humor in this story on the author Aphy, who 'as rubbed off on me...for that I say...THANKS!! .
(Elizabeth runs on deck)
Jack: (looks up) Elizabeth? What's wrong?
Elizabeth: (breathing hard) I...I...I'm in love!!!!!!
Jack: Why Elizabeth, I didn't know you cared!
Elizabeth: -.- (tries to slap Jack)
Jack: AHHH!!! (ducks)
(music starts)
Jack: (looks up) Where's the music coming from? Is that a plane? The music's coming from the plane, isn't it? (A/N Sorry, had to add that .)
Elizabeth: (smug grin)
Elizabeth: If there's a prize for rotten judgment
I guess I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That ancient history,
Been there done that
Jack, Gibbs and Cotton: Who'd'ya think you're kiddin'
He's the Earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
Girl, ya can't conceal it
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of
Elizabeth: No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
Jack, Gibbs and Cotton: You swoon, you sigh
Why deny it, uh-oh
Elizabeth: It's too cliché
I won't say I'm in love
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming get a grip, girl
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out
Oh
Jack, Gibbs and Cotton: You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feeling
Baby, we're not buying
Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up
When ya gonna own up
That ya got, got, got it bad
Elizabeth: No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
Jack and Gibbs: Give up, but give in
Cotton: Check the grin you're in love
Jack, Gibbs, and Elizabeth: O.o Cotton?!?!?! You can talk!!...You can sing!!
Cotton: (grin)
Elizabeth: (cough) Ahem...
Jack, Gibbs, and Cotton: (run back to their places)
Elizabeth: Much better. (starts singing again)
Elizabeth: This scene won't play,
I won't say I'm in love
Jack, Gibbs and Cotton: You're doin flips read our lips
You're in love
(they do a little dance)
Jack: Shoo doo, shoo doo
Elizabeth: You're way off base
I won't say it
Gibbs: She won't say it
Elizabeth: Get off my case
Cotton: Shut up, shut up
Elizabeth: I won't say it
Will: (creeps on deck) O.o What the...? Since when can Cotton talk, let alone sing?!?!
Jack, Gibbs and Cotton: Girl, don't be proud
Its okay you're in love
Elizabeth: Oh
At least out loud,
I won't say I'm in love
Will: (backs away slowly) I'm just gonna pretend I didn't see that...
Well, there you have it. It didn't even take me that long to write either...damn you Aphy!! Please R&R. Thanks!
Oh yeah, one more thing. I need your help thinking up songs for the next chapters, so any help is much appreciated.
Sorry about the weirdness. I tried uploading the chapter, and the little asterisk thingys (I think that's what they're called) wouldn't work. -.-
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