Chapter 2: First Day at Work

Inside the dressing room, I took out my dress to find Mukuro standing there too.

"What are you doing here!?"

"Well, I am a lady so I need to change in the womens room."

"No, no, no! Get out of here!" I shouted at the top of my lungs.

"Aw you're no fun Tsunayoshi. Ciao."

As soon as Mukuro got out, I began changing into the uniform. I met up with everyone else in the kitchen. Gokudera and Ryohei were wearing their uniforms, a white shirt with a bowtie and black pants. Except Ryohei's had a bunch of bandages on them. Yamamoto wore a chef uniform and Mukuro had on the dress. Disgusting. Hibari-san had on the manager uniform, but held onto that red strap on his Namimori uniform.

"You look good in that boss!"

"Yeah, it suits you well Tsuna." Yamamoto said.

"Oh, you look marvelous~!" Mukuro shouted happily.

"TO THE EXTREME!"

"What does that have to do with anything!?" I shouted.

"Stop messing around and get to work." Hibari-san threatened.

We each returned to our positions. Yamamoto was preparing food. Gokudera was smoking!? How in the world's tarnation!? They allowed people to do that!? What!? It's just as bad as seeing boys with their shirts off! Well, no time to think about that, Ryohei's about to punch a wall. Someone please stop them! We might never make any profit!

Two hours passed and no one came in. Is it because of our sign? It must be. I told them not to name the restaurant after our mafia. People are going to think this is a restaurant for masochists.

"Tsunayoshi, I came up with a great idea!" Mukuro exclaimed.

"What is it?" I asked.

"Well, us girls should show a little fan service so customers will come in!"

"No, I refuse." I immediately shot him down. After all, he's a boy. A BOY.

"Oh boss, I have an idea! Why don't you go show your cute self outside!? People will surely come!" Gokudera suggested.

"I should show off my wonderful body too!" Mukuro said.

"No one cares, pineapple head." Gokudera retorted rather quickly.

I didn't want to but if it's for the money, we have no choice. Hibari-san would bite us all to death if we didn't manage to make money. We'd be dead for real. Wait a minute. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. Lambo's our mascot. Where is he!? I look around the restaurant and I see Lambo pigging out on the desert that were set on the counter. Oh great. THE WORLD IS ENDING! I wish I told him what I felt for him. He's a pig. Nothing but a troublesome pig.

Suddenly, the door opened.

"NO." Yamamoto said.

"FREAKIN." Mukuro continued.

"WAY." Gokudera ended, or not.

"TO THE EXTREME." Ryohei ended.

"Guys, hurry up and get to work or we'll die to the hands of Hibari-san." I scolded, rushing to the formerly open door.

"Hello, how may we help you? Eh, where is the person?"

"Look down here." Another familiar voice said. Seriously, what's with all the familiar voices?

It was none other than Reborn.

"Ciao! I came here to have an espresso. Show me to a seat Tsuna." Reborn said happily.

"Fine. Right this way." I retorted unhappily. It's Reborn, who would be happy about that?

"Tsundere. We've got ourselves some tsundere service." Mukuro discussed with the others in the background.

"I can hear you, you know! Shut up and do your work!" I shouted back to them.

"Who said that you can go around and give orders?" Hibari-san said coldly. I'M DOOMED!

"How dare you talk to the boss like that!? She's the boss so she should be giving the orders!" Gokudera shouted back.

Gokudera, you are currently #1 on my Best Friend List, that is if I ever create one.

Hibari-san scoffed and smirked at us and returned to his room. How nice it must be for him. He doesn't have to do anything but manage the money. We do the work. Not that I'm complaining!

"Tsuna, here's the espresso." Yamamoto said with another one of his wide grins.

I gave it to Reborn and returned to the back of the room to find Mukuro painting his nails purple. THE HORROR OF IT.

The door opened again and I prepared to cover my workers mouths before they did those lines again. Inside walked Kyoko and Haru. Kyoko was the boy of my dreams. He was so cute, unlike the other boys I've ever met. Haru is a boy who was attracted to me, but he wasn't necessarily bad.

"Haru, is this the restaurant that recently opened up?" Kyoko asked.

"Well, yeah, my friends told me it was run by the mafia so I wanted to see what it was like."

"Geez Haru, you need to change your interests. The mafia is not something to get involved with." Kyoko laughed.

There's a saint in this room.

"Ah, I'll show them the way." Gokudera said, getting up from his position.

"Gokudera-kun..." I said, amazed at how he could walk like that. He was going super slow and what's with the sudden gust of wind? We're inside, not outside!

"It's my time to shine boss." Gokudera said with a glint in his eyes.

"Ah, Gokudera, you work here!? I thought this was a mafia restaurant." Kyoko said, confused.

"No, it's a sumo wrestling restaurant." Ryohei said from behind the kitchen.

"Oh I see." Kyoko replied back as Gokudera led them to a seat.

"What do you want to eat?"

"I'll take the parfait!" Haru said.

"You call yourself a man!?" Ryohei shouted from behind the counter and I instantly ran to cover his mouth.

"What was that...?" Haru asked.

"Who knows, sometimes that happens? I guess." Gokudera said quickly.

"I'll take the coffee cake." Kyoko said.

"Coming right up. Yamamoto, coffee cake and a parfait! Make it quick!"

"Got it!" Yamamoto said, while lifting his kendo sword.

WHAT. HOW. WHAT. How is he going to make a parfait and cake with a sword?

"Geez, when are some real manly boys going to come in?" Mukuro complained.

You're starting to creep me out Mukuro.