Authors Note: Anyways! Time for Chapter 2! You know that part with Bowser and Peach getting married right? Well, its time for it to get alot wierder!


Count Bleck: Bleh heh heh... Oh your awake Princess!

Peach: Huh?

Peach woke up to be found in a wedding dress, Bowser in a tuxedo, Bowser's minions being the crowd, and Count Bleck hovering over top of them with some kind of blue lady in office clothes. She was surprized to see BOWSER as her groom.

Crowd: BOWSER! (Random people): Hi Peach! You look sexy in that wedding dress! HAIL BLECK! YOU STILL SUCK BOWSER!

Peach: Wh-what's going on here!

Then the assitant came back to be all beat up. But she was...ok. And she was annoyed.

Nastasia: Count! I made the first wedding a sucess K? Now the preporations are complete K?

Count Bleck: Mmm... Then it shall be begun! ...by Count Bleck!

Nastasia just nodded and just watch it go all down. Then, the Count said those words to Bowser:

Count Bleck: Bowser...evil king of koopas...do you take Peach to be your wife til' your games be over?

Bowser: ARE YOU KIDDING ME! The answer is yesssssssssssssss!

Count Bleck: Peach...noble princess...pure of heart... Do you take Bowser to be your husband til' your games be over?

Peach: NOW JUST WAIT A SECOND! You explain to me what's going on! Right NOW!

Count Bleck: Bleh heh heh heh heh heh... Isn't it obivous? This is your wedding, Princess!

Peach: But why in the WORLD am I marrying BOWSER!

Bowser: Bwa ha ha! Hey no gripes on THIS side of the altar Bleck ol' boy! I dont get the details but the count has gone through alot planning this!

Count Bleck: Its true! I had 4 hours trying to find a baker for the cake, some people to watch, even for Mimi to get ready!

Bowser: Whos she?

Count Bleck: Just another of my main minions... Anyways:

Bowser: Just relax! We'll get married!, We'll have kids, We'll go on our honeymoon to the Bahamas!, IT'LL BE AWESOME!

Peach: NO! I hate the Bahamas also, Who picked out this dress! ITS AWFUL!

?: I DID! Now listen up, Princess!

Then Mimi appeared.

Mimi: I PAID ALOT ON THAT DRESS! AND YOU HATE IT! Golly, you sure have more fashion taste than me! Even that I have 50+ closets of clothes!

Then the little girl dissappeared.

Peach: Anyways, TAKE ME BACK TO MY CASTLE IMMEDIATELY!

Peach got hit by some wierd red beam and almost got killed.

Nastasia: Um, ya yelling at the Count is sort of frowned, K? Now just say "I do" K? Its easy, just say it!

Peach: U...u...h...h...N...e...

Nastasia: Sheesh, what are you Giygas? But if you say no...

Nastasia hit her with another beam.

Peach: Uhhh...I..I..I...do.o...

Then, the ground shaked and on the piller in front of the newlyweds, and made the Chaos Heart...

Bowser: Whoa...

Also at that time, AJ woke up to the rumbling of the Chaos Heart.

AJ: What in the world...? Eh, What am I doing here? Is that Princess Peach over there? And that guy is...HEY!

Then, came birth to the Chaos Heart...

Count Bleck: BLEH HEH HEH HEH HEH...BLECK! Yes, all is going as plan in the Dark Prognosticus! It has unleashed the CHOAS HEART!

?: HALT!

Then, jumped up AJ...

Count Bleck: And who are you? ...asked Count Bleck...

AJ: OH NO! I DONT GIVE MY NAME TO SCOUNDRELS! Just watch as AJ punishes you for your badness!

AJ jumped on Bowser then, the Chaos Heart.

AJ: Now this is where AJ rescues Princess Peach! ...Eh?

Then he got KOed AGAIN, and then Count Bleck and Nastasia floated up and Count Bleck said the words...

Count Bleck: OPEN YOUR MOUTH DARKNESS! Destroy all worlds, as told in the Prophecy!

Then the Chaos Heart made the Void...

?:...ogan...an...Logan!


Authors Note: R&R!

Next Chapter: Merlon