Crazy: Welcome back to Hell bitches. This chapter will partly be a filler chapter to get the plot set up and shit like that. So get near a toilet cause your gonna piss your pants this chapter.

Naruto: *sigh* Not again. Anyways we got a question from a reader so we're gonna start doing a mini Q&A at the start of every chapter, so Q&A time.

Bankai777: Will Naruto meet Kisuke Urahara?

Ichigo: Urahara will most likely meet Naruto, I mean seriously in the last chapter Juubi did say some survived, plus he has to learn how to use a zanpakuto somehow, but he will only be in for about two chapters, cauze have you ever heard of a swordsman's teacher ever survive after the swordsman learns everything he needs, and no Yugao or Hatake will not be able to, sure they could help him learn how to use a sword, but apparently Crazy's to lazy to add three characters.

Crazy: By the way, my computer, tablet and anything I can use to write this story is going haywire, so it'll take a while to upload this, example it took what normally takes me 15 minutes, took me a half an hour to just write up to here.

Naruto: Anyway let's start the story soooo, pikachu do the disclaimer. *Pikachu and Ash pop out of nowhere*

Pikachu: Pika Pika, Pika Pi Pikachu!

Crazy: Uh, translation please?

Ash: It means 'Crazy does not own Naruto, Bleach, or any other anime he puts in this story'

Crazy: Onto my amazing story

Rooftop

"What the fuck!" she said as she ran to the edge of the roof. Only to see… Naruto completely fine, just walking like he didn't just jump off a four story tall mansion."Whaa? Ahh, who cares as long as he's ok" she sighed in relief. "Natsuki, are you ok, I heard some noises up there?" a voice called. Natsuki froze "Yeah, I'm fine, just a couple coughs." she called back.

She quickly ran down the stairs to get to her room and got into bed. She laid there while thinking 'what was Aniki doing up on the roof, and why was he singing such a sad song, plus where'd he get the the guitar, did he make it himself, did someone else make it for him?! Argh, why do I barely know Aniki at all?!' she mentally yelled while nearly pulling her hair out in frustration.

"Honey, are you ok, I've been hearing some weird noises coming from your room?" Kushina said from behind the door. "Yeah, I'm fine just having a little trouble falling asleep, thinking a little too much, that's all." Natsuki said. Kushina opened the door "Need someone to talk to?" Kushina asked. "No thanks, I'm good." Natsuki said 'Aniki used to help me during these times, he was always a singer.' she thought. She was snapped out of her thoughts by her mother's answer, "Ok then, but don't hesitate to call if you need any help on anything." Kushina said as she walked out of the room "Goodnight Honey." "Goodnight Kaa-san." she said. 'I hope Aniki's ok.'

With Kushina and Minato

Kushina and Minato were getting ready for bed but a thought came to their mind, "Hey Honey." Kushina said "Yes?" Minato answered. "Natsuki's been acting strange today and I don't know why. Do you have any ideas as to why she's acting weird?" Kushina asked. "I noticed that too, but I can't figure out why either. Lets just go to bed and worry about it in the morning" Minato said. "Ok, but I can't help but be worried, she acts like she's following someone but I can't figure it out." she said. How right she is on it is hilarious.

2 hours later with Natsuki

'Aniki hasn't come back yet, I'm starting to get a little worried (Read as really worried)' she thought to herself. 'Screw it, I'm gonna go look for him.' she thought.

So she got up put on some warm clothes consisting of a red turtleneck, with orange sweat pants, she also put on a burnt orange jacket. She quietly snuck downstairs, put on her shoes and a long red scarf. Since the seals on the gate only inform them of someone coming in the house, and doesn't tell them of someone leaving, she could sneak out easily.

5 minutes later on the street

As Natsuki was walking down the road she noticed the looks she was getting, some confusion, some curiosity, but mostly lust. The last one sent a chill down her spine. She continued walking until she felt a hand on her shoulder pulling her back. She saw someone that creeped her the fuck out, a fat piggy man was smiling with barely contained lust, "Now what's a beautiful girl like yourself doing out here in the middle of the night? Come with me so I can take you home." the piggy man said, and before she could answer he pulled her with him into a far away alley. "Hehe, your body is better than the other one's." he said lecherously. Before she could scream out for help he covered her mouth with his hand. "Sush my dear, you don't want to spoil our fun do you?" he said with unrestrained lust.

Just as he was about to touch her a silver wolf head appeared around his neck, looking like it's just about to bite off his head. "You know, I really don't like it when people try to rape my sister." a calm but scary voice said. "ANIKI!" Natsuki yelled as she ran over to hide behind him. "Beat it kid, I was just about to have my fun with her, so MOVE!" he yelled. "You know, I was just going to knock you out then hand you to the authorities, but when you say that, it annoys me. So, I'll give you one more chance to hand yourself in." Naruto said. All the man did was lunge at him with a switchblade.

"Fine then, I guess that's your choice." Naruto said. Naruto covered Natsuki's eyes with his hand while channeling Chakra into his axe. The wolf head chomped down on the man's head, completely destroying his brain, thus killing him immediately with a loud squelch. Thankfully Natsuki's eyes were closed, but unfortunately her ears were left there unprotected allowing her to hear the horrible sound.

Naruto led Natsuki out of the alleyway and away from the mess. Naruto took his hand off her eyes, though she didn't see doesn't mean she didn't hear it. The poor girl was shaking like a leaf in the wind. Naruto kneeled down to her eye level "Natsuki, listen to me, that man was going to do terrible things to you if not stopped so I don't feel a single amount of remorse about that because I care about my family, so anyone that want's to hurt them, I will feel no remorse for those below scum that belong in the nine gates of hell. Ok Imouto." he said cracking a small genuine smile.

"Ok, Aniki. But can we go somewhere to help clear it out." she asked. "Ok where do you want to go Imouto?" he asked. "It's a secret, so close your eyes and follow me!" she said in happiness.

10 minutes later

"We're here Aniki." she said. Naruto uncovered his eyes only to smile. They were on top of the Hokage Monument, more specifically the fourth's head. "So you found this place too, huh." he said. "Mmhmm, this place usually helps me think about things." she answered. "To me, this place helps me calm down when I'm sad, or cheer up when I'm sad." he said. It was just about sunrise, so there was an orange glow on the horizon. "Hey Imouto." "Yeah" "Do you wanna hear a song I've been working on?" "Sure" "Ok then, here we go-

In A Tree Near Them

"So those two are one of the few last survivors, Captain needs to know." the mysterious figure said.

Crazy: HAHA! cliffhanger bitches! HAHA!

Naruto: It's happening again *sigh* Ichigo do you have anything to stop him?

Ichigo: Yeah. I thought this would happen so I bought tons of waffles, sunflower seeds, and double chocolate chip cookies.

Naruto: Good thinking. CRAZY! *WHAT!* I got double chocolate chip cookies!

Crazy: Whe- ahem *tries again in Batman voice* WHERE ARE THEY!?

Naruto: Right over there in that vault *points to random vault filled with double chocolate chip cookies*

Crazy: Hurray! *runs inside vault* *SLAAM* GODDAMMIT, HOW DID I FALL FOR THAT AGAIN *cookies disappear* WHYYYY!

Mysterious Man: Can I come out now?

Naruto: Crap! No! *sigh* You're already out here so why not but staw in the shadows, we don't want them to know who you are yet. Well times just about over so Mystery Man, want to do the honors?

Mysterious Man: Sure. Ok so, no flames, review, so goodbye *fires rocket launcher at camera* *BOOOM* *camera falls*

Crazy: THAT WAS MY JOB YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!