PHOENIX WRIGHT TURNABOUT THEORY
chapter 2
"WHAT" shouted phoenix "what are you talking about you little shit?"
"first i call my witness"
and then mattpatts skrubby assistant u/jamsa came in and he was dragging a rabbid in
"here he is mr patt"
"thank you jamsa my loyal assistant"
the rabbid took the stand
"bwuh? BWAAAAAAAAAH!" yelled rabbid
"EWWW FUC YOU RABBID YOU KILLED RAYMAN" shouted phoenix
"shut up" said matt "name and occupation rabbid"
"bwaaha my name is rabbid fanboi and i am here to tell you that mr game theery over there is correct"
WITNESS TESTIMONY
"GAME THEORY IS ALWAYS RIGHT BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
"uh wat" said phoenix
"allow me to explane" said matt "game theory is my show and its the smartest show in gaming heres a collection of all my videos you can binge watch them in prison"
-game theory episodes added to court record-
phoenix looked over the titles until he saw the newest one "phoenix wright is a criminal"
"OH SHIT" shouted phenix
"now then" said matt "cross examine him"
CROSS EXAMINATION
"GAME THEORY IS ALWAYS RIGHT BWAAAAAAH"
"OBJECTION" shouted phoenix "thats not true and the episodes prove it"
"what" said matt "how dare you"
"fuck you phoenix" shouted the gallery
but phoenix slam the desk in pride
"mr patt is not always right like the witness claims. AND THIS EPISODE PROVES IT" he pointed to the "sans is ness" theory
"what whats wrong with it" said matt
"as you can see you claim sans from underfail is actually ness from earthbind
"uhhh yeah?" said matt "theres no evidence that its wrong"
"actually there is because TOBY FOX SAID ITS WRONG"
"OBJECTINE" shouted matt "ah but you forget toby fox was arrested"
"for what"
"for LYING about undertales CANONNESS" shouted matt "kek canonNESS geddit cause sans is ness"
"WHAT" shouted phoenix
"yeah my theory proves sans is ness desisively so toby denying it means he was lying so he was charged with perjury get OWNED you little spikefuck
"OBJECTION" shouted phoenix "this doesnt prove that your theory is ri-MMMMM" he yelled as a plunger hit in him the face
"BWWAAAAAAH" roared rabbid "MATT PATT IS A JENIUS HE CANT BE WRONG"
"YEAH" shouted the gallery
"well said rabbid" said matt
"but" said phoenix pulling the plunger out "there really is no proof that your theorys right"
"ah haha funny" said matt "we havent even heard my theory yet"
"wait what" said phoenix
"THE PROSECUTION CALLS MATT PATT TO TESTIFY" shouted matt
WITNESS TESTIMONY
"phoenixs first crime is concealing evidence from the court"
"he doesnt reveal his evidank or witnesses until the last moment"
"this means edgeworth manfred or people cannot be prepared for argument"
"OBJECTION" shouted phoenix "but edgeworth and karma do it even more than me!"
"HA HA HAAAAAAAAA" laughed matt "you fell into my trap"
"what"
"yes they do and now your friend edgeworth is going to jail TOO"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT" shouted phoenix
"NICE WORK FUCKWIT" shouted edgeworth from the gallery
"but this isnt illegal" shouted phoenix
"it is" said matt and he presented the us law book "all evidence must be presented before trial"
"OBJECTION" shouted phoenix "that is US LAW not ja-"
"lol shut up" said matt "say no more i have an OBJECTION"
"oh fuck" said phenix "(time for more bullshit)"
"sure this is all illegal in US but in japan its legal and ace attorney universe is a combine of american and japanese court called jamerica where all this IS legal"
"OBJECCTIOTITOITOITOJNT" shotued phoenix biting his toungue because he was pissed "SO ALLA TIS WAZ A WAST OF TIEM?!"
"aha not so fast" said matt "here is a statement from janet sue" he showed an article "as you can see miss sue confirmed that its set in los angeles so that was a lie kek you skrub"
"OBJECTION" shouted phoenix "that clearly says its set in an ALTERNATE los angeles"
"keep objecting spike brain im matt patt the jurors will always take my side ISNT THAT RIGHT JURORS"
there was no response
"uhhhh jurors?"
"HA" laughed phoenix "this court has no jurors which proves that were not american"
"NNNNNGH" grunted matt
"dont worry mr patt i have your back" said judge
"o thenk you" said matt
"BUT I PROVED THAT IM LEGAL"
"not yet" said matt "i have one last weapon"
"what"
"i have EVIDENCE AND TESTIMONY"
"what i didnt hear about this!" shouted phoenix
"too bad" said matt "i call my surprise witness DETECTIVE GUMSHOE to the stand"
"WHAT" shouted phoenix
TO BE CONTINUED
