Ciel Comes to High School With Me – Chapter 2
2A – Math
A/N: Well, here is chapter 2! Thanks sooooo much to xMaddie and TooLazyToLogin (Yes, I know it's you K. AND THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!) for being the first reviewers, leaving awesome reviews, and TOTALLY MAKING MY DAY! For that, you get free cake! Yummy!
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*We walk into math and sit down*
Substitute Teacher: Ummmm, here, do this worksheet and then do the homework on the chalk board.
Me: Let the chaos ensue!
*children run around the room*
Ciel: What do all these posters say? I thought this was math class?
Me: It is. But our school is cheap. So we share rooms. This is the French/Math room. Let me translate these French posters for you.
1) Oh, this is a cute one. See the lil monkey? Isn't he just SO CUTE! XD Alas, he is not cuter than you Cielly! *hugs him till he turns blue* The monkey is saying: "Oh, I forgot my homework!"
2) This poster says "Look at that dumbshit imbecile monkey. He forgot his homework!"
3) This poster says "Oh, man, that dumbshit imbecile monkey is SCA-REWED!"
Ciel: THEY DO NOT!
Me: Ok, you're right. I only know what the first poster says. I have no idea about the other ones.
*I actually start doing my homework. O.O*
Me: Hmmmmm *stares at math homework* Find x…*circles x* FOUND IT!
Ciel: You're such a dumbshit imbecile.
Me: I AM NOT! Besides, only I am allowed to call people dumbshit imbeciles, you dumbshit imbecile. Ha! Look! The answer was 69!
Ciel: *grumble to self about dumbshit imbeciles* You're so perverted!
Me: I know! ^_^
Stephanie: (A/N: She is my friend who sits next to me in Math) Hahahaha, look at that calendar! It says 'Mars'! :D
Me: NO, you dumbshit imbecile! It's French for 'March'!
Stephanie: *giggles loudly*
*real teacher walks back into room*
Ciel: Oh, thank God, the real teacher's back. Now we can have some order!
Me: Or not.
Teacher: The altitude of a triangle, drawn to the hypotenuse, in this figure, is denoted by what?
Liz: (Friend that sits next to me) *giggles* heehee, hahaa, tee hee, 'denoted'
Me: You dumbshit imbecile. *Squirms in jacket* Ugh. I hate this jacket!
Ciel: Then why did you buy it?
Me: *smacks him hard on the head with his own cane* I DON'T KNOW, OKAY? *takes off jacket and chucks it to the other side of the room*
Liz: You do realize that this isn't your personal room, right?
Teacher: Thumbs up if you get it, thumbs down if you don't, flatline if you're in the middle.
Brock: Doesn't that mean you're dead?
Me: Yes.
*Class stampedes out the door*
Me: Yay! We get to go to Lunch! I'm starrrrrrvving!
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