I'm baaaaaaaack! Disclaimer: I do not own Homestuck or Gravity Falls. Um...yeah, nothing else right now.


"Vriska? You'll be rooming up here." Dipper came in and led her up a staircase to a shabby room in the attic. "I know it isn't much, but it has a great view." Vriska was already looking around, eyes falling on a grappling hook in the corner.

"Hey, who owns the grappling hook?" Vriska asked curiously, though she could guess the answer.

"Oh, that's Mabel's. Yeah, she thought it could be useful." Dipper laughed.

"Who says grappling hooks aren't useful?" Vriska asked, but continued before he could give an answer. "What are you always writing in that 8ook? Does it have anything to do with the strange occurrences in this town?"

"What? I have no idea what you're talking about! What strange occurrences? Heh heh...heh..." Dipper denied, a little too high.

"Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase. I can tell when someone is so o8viously lying." Vriska retorted, just as Mabel walked in.

"Who's lying about what?" Mabel asked, new to the conversation.

"Dipper is denying the existence of the supernatural in these forests." Vriska answered.

"pfff. Nothing's in the forests. It's just a normal, boring town." Mabel replied.

"You're o8viously hiding soooooooomething. 8ut, since I'm tired, I'll let it slide. For now." She ended ominously, climbing onto the cot. The moment was ruined when her phone buzzed. Almost immediately, the twins loomed over her shoulder.

-carcinoGeneticist started trolling arachnidsGrip-

CG: HEY SPIDERBITCH.

AG: Whaaaaaaaat.

CG: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GO TO SOME SHITTY TOWN OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?

AG: 8ecaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuse I was 8oooooooored.

AG: Why would you care?

CG: BECAUSE YOU LEFT ME TO DEAL WITH THESE FUCKASSES.

AG: Yeah, that's definitely myyyyyyyy fault.

CG: AND TEREZI WON'T FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

AG: Hahahahahahahaha!

CG: WHAT.

AG: Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha!

CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUNNY.

AG: I've got two kids looking over my shoulder right now and their faces are hilarious!

CG: WHY THE FUCK ARE KIDS WATCHING YOU?

AG: :::;) Bye Karkat.

CG: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE LEAVE, SPIDERBITCH.

-arachnidsGrip has ceased trolling carcinoGenicist-

"Why does he swear so much?" Mabel asked, aghast.

"And why did he call you that?" Dipper chimed, shocked that Vriska was so nonchalant at the insult.

"That's just how he is. And as for the spider8itch, it's just a nickname I acquired at the last town I was in." Vriska replied, shrugging it off. "So anyway, 8ack to my nap."

"But you haven't had the tour!" Mabel whined.

"Ugh, fiiiiiiiine." Vriska agreed begrudgingly. "I'll take your stupid tour."

"Yay! Come on, we'll show you the diner, and the water tower, and the..." Mabel kept on talking, but Vriska tuned her out. Vriska's phone started to buzz.

"Again? Wow. Who's talking to you now?" Dipper asked curiously. Vriska shrugged and looked at her phone. The twins loomed over her shoulder, reading the conversation.

-gallowsCalibrator has started trolling arachnidsGrip-

GC: H3Y VR1SK4

AG: Hi Terezi.

GC: K4RK4T'S B31NG 4NNOY1NG

AG: Isn't he always?

GC: MOR3 TH4N NORM4L, 1 M34N

AG: Just tell him to shut up.

GC: DON'T YOU TH1NK 1 TR13D TH4T?

AG: Look, I'm 8usy. I've got a lot of irons in the fire, you know.

GC: UUUUGGGGHHHH!

AG: Look, just go lick some chalk and leave me alone.

-arachnidsGrip has ceased trolling gallowsCalibrator-

"Who's Terezi and Karkat?" Dipper asked curiously. "And why does she type like that?"

"It's leetspeak." Vriska replied. "They're friends of mine."

"Come on!" Mabel chirped. "Let's introduce you to Wendy!"


So yeah, guess who we're meeting next. Does anyone else see Vriska and Bill Cipher as great moirails? Just plotting evil schemes together. Anyone?