Yay! Chapter 2 of Finn's Diary! He's so oblivious.
Woe is me,
Today is April Fool's Day, and as you can guess, today is the day where I exact my revenge on Kat for kidnapping me. My first prank, in the morning, was that I would place a fake cockroach on top of the milk jug, so when she grabbed it, it would fall and she would scream hysterically. Kat HATES cockroaches. So she went in the refrigerator, and I expected a scream right away. Nothing happened. She pulled out the milk jug, bereft of a cockroach and poured some for her cereal. I checked the fridge and saw the cockroach being squished by the milk jug. I went back to sit down in my chair, however, one chair leg broke and I was sent tumbling to the floor.
"APRIL FOOL'S!" Kat yelled before taking a bite of her cereal.
Later on, I tried prank number 2. I would steal her iPod and make her think that she lost it. She was going to freak! I stole it off the charger and hid it in my pillowcase. I went to grab my iPod touch to tweet my pranks, when I realized that it was gone too. I tore through the room, trying to find it, realizing I had probably left it somewhere. Kat came in, gave me a weird look, picked up her iPod that I had thrown on the floor while I was searching for mine, out it back in the charger, and suggested that I look in my pocket. I looked and found my iPod.
Prank Number 3 was around two and I was determined that it would work. She was sitting by the pool, writing something, with her feet in the water, I ran up to go push her in, when she dropped her pencil on a SubSkate, and landed on the subskate perfectly to get it. I, however, had too much momentum and I fell into the pool. She helped me out, and then told me there was a wasp on my arm. I felt something on my arm so I freaked out, jumping, spinning around, trying to get it off, when I heard laughter. I turned to Kat and saw she was filming me. I looked where the 'wasp' was and saw a piece of a shredded sticky note.
Nonetheless, I gave up. There's no way to prank her. I was tired of getting injured or embarrassed or giving up my plan. Who needs April Fool's anyway?
Forever Doomed,
Finn
I remember that day. That was a fun day. I practiced a lot to land on that subskate. How did I know about all his plans? He wrote them down in his diary. And I've read this thing a few times before. The iPod thing he didn't write down, but I could see his iPod in his pocket.
