an ice blu van slowly drove by the poster cleaner. 'whaT the fck' mr clean said smiling angrily. Jimm neutron slowly rolled down the winfow 2 reveal his lucious eyes 'hey boi' jimmu smirked steadily 'heading to alaska to meet my future bae' he shouted 'omg' mr clean started screaming really loud 'is bae who i think it is!?1?' he said squeezing 'yes bitch' jimmy said as he rolled up his window and started playing some blondie as he drove off. 'omg good luck'! mr clean said waving really fast. jimmy was so ready, his cristal clear eye whites were tearing up just thinking about spongebobs beautiful face. then suddenly then, jimmy tipped over his fruit punch...his childerens place jeans were ruined! 'UGH' jimmy said 'wtf am i gonna DO?" but then jimmy realised he was right next to the laundry mat, so he parked his fresh ride and went there.

Jimi was washing his pants, they were swirling so fast and jimmy was so excited, but then some1 walked up to jimmy. 'hola tipo' she said. 'WTf!' jimmy nutrient said screaming loudl. then he realised it was canadas biggest drug dealer, DORA THE EXPLORER... jimmys mom always told him not 2 do drugs anyway 'donde u headed? saw ur cool van outside' she whispered into the chair 'o going 2 meet up with, sponhgebob!' jimmy said taking his pants out of the washing machine 'cool... hope u have fun...if /he/ doesnt find out' she said lighting a malboro ciggy (the COOLEST) 'who?' jimmy said zipping his fly 'ay whateves, hav fun & tweet the deetssssssss!' she said walking out the door. /ok../ jimmy said, then walking out and into his van on his way to starbucks alaska.

Jimmr was finally there! He went inside and he pizzed himself...there HE was, spongebob. He had beautiful, long eyelashes that were probably soaked w/ maybaline mascara, and bright eyes the color of a windows 98 background, and hot, skinny legs. 'OMG' spongebob said golding his green tea frappuchino 'SPONGEVOB!' jimmy said hugging bob tightly.

2 be continued...