For the record, Alice Catherine Meridian isn't my real name.

I also figured out how to put actions into the chat with leaving them out. I think parenthesis may work.

Chapter 2

Locked Volume

Xemnas attempted to turn his computer off. He kept pressing the button, but it wouldn't turn off.

"Hn. That's strange. It doesn't behave like this normally. I'll ask Vexen what's wrong."

Thus he IMed Vexen.

The New Black: There's something wrong with my computer.

Amazing Slushy: Same here. Won't turn off?

The New Black: Yes.

Amazing Slushy: I'll IM Zexion.

Vexen opened another IM with Zexion.

Amazing Slushy: You're the most computer savvy person in the Organization. Why won't my computer turn off?

Finding Emo: I'm busy.

Amazing Slushy: NOW, ZEXION!

Finding Emo: FINE. (sighs) I think a hacker implanted a virus into our systems locking the volume and basic controls like Log Off, Restart, and Turn Off System.

Amazing Slushy: Is it just us? I asked Xemnas and he said it was him, too.

Finding Emo: I know who it is besides you guys. Saix, Marluxia, and Larxene have also been hit.

Finding Emo has another IM waiting. Options:

Decline IM and continue conversation with previous IM.

Accept IM and end conversation with previous IM.

Start chat with both IMs.

Zexion clicked 'start chat' and waited.

The New Black: We need to have a meeting. I IMed everyone else.

Amazing Slushy: OK.

Finding Emo: OK.

Miss Murder has signed on.

I See The Light has signed on.

iRock has signed on.

Patchy da Pirate has signed on.

Pyromaniac has signed on.

The Point Is has signed on.

Miss Murder: wat do u want, xemmy?

iRock: yeah the movie was at a good part

I See The Light: sum dude wuz gonna get his hed blown up

Patchy da Pirate: i wuz wxng by srfbrd

Pyromaniac: eat shit, xemmy

The Point Is: Obviously it was important enough to talk about if you idiots were being brought into the chat.

iRock: were idots?

Miss Murder: ure da 1 who gave wpns 2 a 10 yr old

The Point Is: To train you with. Ani, 'Rumi, and Ansem told me to.

Pyromaniac: so wats da big thing?

The New Black: My computer won't turn off, and the volume's locked.

Amazing Slushy: Same here.

Finding Emo: Me, too.

Legolas's Twin: Better fess up.

Petal Boy: It's not funny.

Barbie Girl: Tell us who did it.

Miss Murder: o...

Miss Murder: it wuz my idea

Pyromaniac: but i hckd ur sstms

iRock: ure all in for a rude wk-up

Patchy da Pirate: ...

Patchy da Pirate: (like, sweatdrop) im nt nvlvd

I See The Light: sm hr

I See The Light: bt it wuz a gd idea, lissa

Miss Murder: thx

Finding Emo: (eye twitch) You better hope I don't call your ex.

Miss Murder: ill kck ur ass if u do, fucker

Legolas's Twin: You know, it's funny...

Legolas's Twin: They can't spell out simple words...

Legolas's Twin: ...but they spell out swears...

iRock: gt tht rght, fucker

Amazing Slushy: Fix it.

Miss Murder: no

Miss Murder has signed out.

The New Black: Demyx, get your girlfriend to fix this.

iRock has signed out.

Barbie Girl: (growls) Axel...you hacked it. FIX IT, DAMMIT!

Pyromaniac: lol slut

Pyromaniac has signed out.

Barbie Girl: (growls LOUDER) GADDAMIT I AM NOT A SLUT!

Patchy da Pirate: ...uh...

I See The Light: im nt nvlvd

Patchy da Pirate has signed out.

I See The Light has signed out.

Finding Emo: (sigh) Well, I give up. I guess we'll try later.

Finding Emo has signed out.

The New Black: Agreed. Everyone else log off.

The New Black has signed out.

The Point Is has signed out.

Amazing Slushy has signed out.

Hulk Smash has signed out.

Legolas's Twin has signed out.

Barbie Girl has signed out.

Petal Boy has signed out.

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"OK. I'm gonna send the sound clips over now that they're all signed out. Axel logged back in as The New Black, so we should be safe for now. He'll open the sound clips and set the alarms for one tomorrow morning. Now, any suggestions on what Xemnas's song should be?" Lissa explained.

"Peanut Butter Jelly Time. And we could have the dancing banana." Axel said, grinning.

"Good idea." She wrote that down.

"Vexen's should, like, be UBER loud." Xigbar said thoughtfully.

"What's the loudest thing in your playlist?" Demyx asked Lissa. She opened up iTunes.

"Hmm...Welcome to the Fold by Filter, probably. I have others, but that's the first thing that comes to mind." She said finally.

"Now, what about Zexion?" Roxas said, nose wrinkling in thought.

"Something techno. He DESPISES techno." Lissa looked at her playlist.

"Hn. Perhaps B4U by Naoki featuring Turtle?" Demyx asked.

"I was thinking Max 300 or Maxx Unlimited." Lissa said, looking up at him.

"But B4U's techno AND rap, two of Zexion's least favorite things."

"True. I guess so. Axel, you got the rest of them sent and opened?"

"Yes, ma'am." He said loyally. "Now onto Zexion and...done. So how about Saix?"

"We send him that video we made with gangsta Marluxia and him dressed up as Santa's elf to the song Without Me by Eminem."

"It'll take a while for the vid to download."

"M'kay. I can't think of anything for Marluxia...maybe Tough Enough by Vanilla Ninja?" Demyx shrugged.

"If there's nothing else in there. Larxene's a given. Definately Barbie Girl."

"Vid's done. And sent. Now, what songs?" Axel said.

"Marly's Tough Enough and Larx's Barbie Girl." Axel sent the videos.

"Now we wait." They went to sleep early to get up late with the rest of the Organization.

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Xemnas had been sleeping at one in the morning when he heard a deafening noise.

"IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" Xemnas immediately jumped up and went to the computer. There was a dancing banana on the screen.

"LISSA!"

Vexen's lab had nearly exploaded when his alarm went off.

"YOU TAKE YOUR MONEY! YOU THINK YOU'RE GREAT! YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY! I HATE YOUR FACE!"

"DAMMIT, LISSA!" He tried to turn it off, but Axel had locked it.

Zexion thought he was gonna die. "Damn techno shit...but you'll get yours, Miss Meridian. Yes you will..."

Saix was now in berserk mode after what he had seen on his computer.

"FUCK. It's the Marluxia gangsta..." It only pissed him off every time he saw it because...well, he was dressed as Santa's elf for crying out loud. And no one likes to see Saix angry...that's for damn sure.

Marluxia was in his room screaming like a sissy girl. That damned thing had woken him up and well...he was a bit jittery.

"LISSA! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

Larxene was getting her beauty sleep when the whole thing erupted.

"I'M A BARBIE GIRL! IN THE BARBIE WORLD! LIFE IN PLASTIC IS FANTASTIC! YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE! IMAGINATION, THAT IS YOUR CREATION!"

Larxene's eye twitched.

"You're going DOWN, Meridian."

The Organization members affected were sitting in the hallway waiting for the alarms to stop.

"That was NOT funny. Xemnas, you have GOT to do something about that girl." Vexen said exasperatedly. Xemnas looked up wearily.

"Can I do it tomorrow morning?" Vexen sighed.

"Of course. After all, you ARE the Superior."

Xemnas got to leave first. Then Zexion, cussing the entire way there. Larxene left next, spitting knives and swearing eternal revenge on Lissa. Marluxia left sobbing, asking himself why Lissa was so mean to him. After Saix was calmed down, he got to leave, and Vexen was stuck there for 7 minutes 40 seconds. Welcome to the Fold was the longest song on Lissa's playlist.

Said pranksters were in Demyx's room giggling after hearing the entire Organization's stupid arguement about it.

"So what do we do next?" Roxas asked.

"Smiley war." Axel said.

Yeah, I got a particularly mean review from some guy, and you know who you are. I'm just too disgusted to name you. Need I remind you that ALL CHAT FICS ARE IN SCRIPT FORMAT at least a little bit? If you don't like it, don't read it. Anyways, I don't own any of the song lyrics in this chapter or any of the characters except for Lissa. Peanut Butter Jelly Time belongs to the Buckweat Boyz, Welcome to the Fold belongs to Filter, B4U belongs to Naoki and Turtle and is off Dance Dance Revolution, Without Me belongs to Eminem and the inspiration for the so-called video is from a dream I had about Marluxia being wanksta (shudders), Tough Enough belongs to Vanilla Ninja and is off Dance Dance Revolution, and finally, Barbie Girl belongs to Aqua.

Review, yo.