End Paridise Part 1

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Disclaimer:I don't own DKC but I own Zack,Max,Mitaya,Sikuru,Tajeah,Taj,the Jewel of Alliance,Rei,Tei,Tai,Cai,the gods of the Jewel of Alliance,and myself (TheRandomChikenOfDOOM).Nor do I own Dr.Mario or any other non-DKC character.

Chapter 1-I Have A Sacred Shard In My Eye?!

Present

"I assure you,"Cranky said,trying to calm the blood boiling Sikuru down,"nothing is going to happen!"Cold water was then dumped on his head."WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!"

"For being more of an idiot than you ever were,"the pourer said.

"It's okay,Mitaya,"Sikuru said,banging her hand on the dripping wet Cranky's head."I deal with it a lot.You don't have to do that."Cranky blinked, wondering what the hell she had just said.

"Have you been reading this thing called 'Ramen 1/2' again?"

"So I skipped from the third book to the thirty-first,big deal."Sikuru started to scrath her ear with her foot like Inuyasha in 'The Last Banquet Of Miroku's Master'."Oh.And it's 'Ranma 1/2'."

"Yum.Ramen."

"DO NOT HURT THE RANMA 1/2 CARTOONS OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sikuru rolled her eyes."Let's get back on track now,shall we?"

SEVERAL ARGUMENTAL HOURS LATER

THONK

BOUNCE

POW

BAM

WAM

SQUISH

"DIE!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I didn't even touch you yet!"

FWAP

BAM

FWAM

(OH,HELL WITH IT)

BOOM

CRASH

BOUNCE

BONK

Cranky's cabin is now totally trashed.Mitaya and Sikuru are both scratched in random places,dirty,and both are bleeding in abvious places.

"I must...use the rest of...my strength...to...banish you...to...HELL!!!!!!!!!!!"

A glowing ball appeared in her hands as if the kamehameha is charging.In fact,it is.

"KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

BOOM

"SIKURU!!!!!!!!!!!MITAYA!!!!!!!!!!!!GET OUT OF MY DAMN CABIN!!!!!!!!!!"a very angry Cranky yelled.He threw the two hanyus out of the cabin.

"Hm,"Sikuru said."What do you think's wrong with Cranky,Dusty?"

"I don't really know,"Dusty said.

"How do you think he took it,Jason?"Mitaya asked.

"SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!"Cranky yelled.

"By the sound of that,I'd say not to well,"Jason said.

later

KNOCK

KNOCK

KNOCK

"Hm?"Sikuru asked,walking towards the door of her cabin.

She opened the door and gasped.There on the ground was a scratched up Cranky.

"OMG!!!!!!!!Cranky,what happened to you?!"

She lead him into the cabin and they both sat down on her hammock.

"K.Rool...He...he..."he sputtered out.

"It's OK,Cranky,"Sikuru calmed him."It's OK.Just tell me what happened."

"He...he stole...this part of a jewel I had,"he said.

"Wh-what?!"she yelled."Jewel?!What jewel?!Don't tell me he stole the coconut!"

"No!Otherwise I would've gone to DK first."

"Then...what jewel?"

He took a deep breath.

"It's a jewel I've had befor I meet you.It's only half of it though.But a shard is missing."He sighed."I don't know how to tell you his but...the shard is in your eye."

"A...shard..."

"And if K.Rool gets to you,the island and everyone would be goners!Which is why I'm gonna teach you how to be an avatar."

"AVATAR?!"

He half-glared,half-stared at her.

"Yes avatar.You are the element master,aren't you?"

"Yeah,but-"

"Then you are the avatar."

"I guess I don't have a choice in the matter."

two days later

"Now,show me what you've learned,"Cranky said.It had been awhile since he had been hurt but he healed after a day."Breath Of Fire."

Sikuru blew fire out from her mouth.

"Sea Of Water."

She raised up her hands and a title wave flew about a hundred and ninety-nine feet above them.

"Recreation Of The Hill."

She raised up her hands and a two hundred feet tall hill grew above them.

"Stronge Burst Of The Blinding Wind."

She did some hand movements and a large blast of wind flew from her hands that was stronge enough to blind somebody and threw it in Cranky's direction.This is the weird part;Cranky's sight was still the same and he didn't fly backwards.

"Fiery Sun Flare."

She made a large ball of fire as big as the sun up close with giant,fiery flames and threw it at a random hill.

"High River Of The Seas."

She made a thin,large stream of water about two hundred feet tall,collected it all into a large ball of water,and threw it back into the ocean,which was about three hundred feet away,causing a loud explosion.

"Two Hundred Rock Bit Attack."

She made two,one hundred feet tall rocks beside her,pounded her fists on them,they turned into two hundred,little rock bits,and threw them at a wall behind Cranky,who ducked out of the way(?).

"Rising Wind."

She raised her hands up above her and air flew two thousand feet above her.

"You've learned well."

She bowed.

"Thank you...Cranky-sensei."

He gave a light smile.

"Thanks."His eyes turned blank just as he was about to speak.He fell on his hands and knees."He's here."

She stared at him.

"Wh-what?"

"He's here."

"What?"

"HE'S HERE!!!!!!!!HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?!"

She was stabbed in the back by what looked like a fire arrow of some kind.Almost a whisper,she said,"C-Cranky...Sensei..."

Defenseless and stupid,he didn't relize he was hit on the back until he felt pain on his back.He was about to pass out when he whispered,"Si...ku...ru..."And with that,Cranky fell unconsies and Sikuru was dragged away.

About five hours later

DK was walking around the beach with Mitaya when they spotted the now waking up Cranky on the ground.Cranky spit out a mouth full of sand.

"Gross,"Cranky said.

"What the...?"DK said."Cranky,what happened?!"

"Sikuru...She...She was..."Cranky manaed to sputtered.

"SPIT IT OUT!!!!!!!!!"DK said.

"K.Rool got to her,"Cranky said."He stabbed her.In the back.I saw it with my own two eyes."

"Oh,no!"Mitaya cried."What now?"

"If he gets that shard from her eye,we'll all be goners!"Cranky said.

Meanwhile

Sikuru opened her eyes.

"Ugh,"she groaned."Dang that hurt."

"Heh,heh,heh,"K.Rool cackeled as he entered the chamber."Now I have you.Sikuru.The chosen one."

"K.Rool,"she growled."I know you want the shard!But you ain't gettin' it!So,NYAH!!!!!"She stuck her tounge out at him.

"Oh,really?"he asked.He snapped his fingers and a klump entered.

"Yes,your majesty?"the klump asked.

"I need you to get the shard out of her left eye,"K.Rool said.

"Grrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!"she growled."I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!...as soon as I get out of these chains that is."

As she struggled to get out of the chains that binded her from escaping,the klump grabbed her to hold her still and dug his fingers in her eye.She let out a screech that could be heard over to Kongo Bongo.

The klump pulled his fingers out along with the last shard to complete the jewel.K.Rool cackeled.

"Very good,klump!"K.Rool said."Remind me when the jewel is complete to let you take care of that old fart of a monkey."

"DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!"she screeched as she broke the chains (in slow-mo),grabbed the jewel shard,and ran out over to where Cranky lived on Kongo Bongo.

Later

As Wrinkly fixed up his wounds,including the one on his back,Sikuru burst through the door.

"Sikuru..."Cranky said,almost drifting out of consiusness.

"Cranky,don't talk,"Wrinkly said.

"Pops,are you actually that much of a moron to teach Sikuru how to be an avatar?"DK asked.

WHAM

"Don't talk like that to me!"Cranky said,meekly.

"OK,"Mitaya said."That looked painful."

"You have no idea,"DK said as Cranky drifted out of consiusness.Sikuru fell on the ground.

"Um,"Mitaya said."How long have you been here?"

"A couple of minutes,"Sikuru said,weakly.

"Dude,"DK said."What happened to your eye?"

"One of K.Rool's klumps pulled the last shard of that jewel out of my eye,"Sikuru said,presenting said shard.

"The fiend!"everyone else in the cabin,except for Cranky that is,said.

"He shall pay!"Wrinkly said.

"I...will...never...let...him...get...you...Si...ku...ru..."said a still unconsius Cranky.

Everyone else was silent.Holding her hand to her eye,she explained what had happened while healing her eye.

"Wow,"Mitaya said."No wonder Cranky was sad."

"Yeah,"Sikuru said."But,hey.I got the shard back!"Wrinkly snatched the jewel from her."Hey!"

"Th-this is...!The last shard of the Jewel of Alliance!"she mumbled.

"The Jewel of what?"Sikuru and Mitaya asked.

"The Jewel of Alliance,"she said."The ancient gods and Inka-Dinka-Doo protected it along with the Crystal Coconut.The Jewel of Alliance,once heard,is its sister jewel."

"Wow,"Mitaya said as two boys came in.

"Max?Zack?"Sikuru asked."What are you two doing here?"

"We saw a portal from your house and decided to come incase you two were in trouble,"the one called Zack said.

"Zacary,"Wrinkly smiled."Is that your name?"

Zack blushed.

"Maybe,maybe not,"Zack said while thinking,"Dang.She guessed my real name."

"Zacary,"Mitaya said."We can tell what you're thinking."

"Rats,"Zack muttered.

"My name is Max!"Max said.

"Rei,Tei,Tai,and Cai are coming,"Wrinkly said.

"Huh?"the other four girls asked in confusion.

"Rei,Tei,Cai,andTai.You four girls should remember them,"Wrinkly said.

"Oh,yeah,"Mitaya said."They were in TheRandomChikenOfDOOM's DK Madness."

"Yeah,"T.R.C.O.D.,who was standing in the doorway,said."I admitte that I'm those four kids."

Rei's voice cut in.

"But nothing can stop me!"Rei said as she plopped down on the floor next to Wrinkly.

Tei's voice cut in.

"Don't mind Rei,Wrinkly,"Tei said."She's just a moron."

Rei's voice cut in again.

"I resent that,Tei!"Rei said.

"Girls,stop fighting,"Wrinkly said.

OK,now the actual crap begins

Rei,Mitaya,Sikuru,and T.R.C.O.D. sat on the beach when suddenly a loud,ear-piercing screech could be heard as the girls bolted up.

"What the lower heavens was that?!"Mitaya yelled.

"Sounded like..."Sikuru trailed off.

"WRINKLY!!!!!!!!"all the girls yelled as they ran to Cranky's cabin.

When they got there,they saw Wrinkly on her hands and knees while K.Rool was yelling at her.Wrinkly also crying for some unknown reason that only I know!Mwahahahahaha!!!!!

"Tell me where the last shard is!"K.Rool screeched.

"No!She will never tell you!"a male voice said.They all looked at Cranky,who was getting up,dazingly.

"CRANKY!!!!!!!!"the girls and boys,except Cranky (duh),screeched.

"Cranky..."Wrinkly whispered.

"Heh,"Cranky said.

"CRANKY!!!!!!!!!"Wrinkly screamed,pouncing on him.She tightened her grip around his waist."You...you finally woke up."

"Yes,"he whispered."I knew you would get in trouble."His face got serious while looking at K.Rool.Immortal by Armada started playing in the background."And that K.Rool would come here,looking for the last shard."

"So,"K.Rool growled."It is here."

"Now,now,K.Rool,"Cranky tsked."Don't be fooled immedently.You must be a moron to think that."

"Cover your ears!"Sikuru said.

Running infront of K.Rool,Sikuru let out a ghostly screech that made K.Rool fly backward.

"CURSE YOU,KONGS AND HUMANS!!!!!!!"he screeched as he flew off of the boards that held up the cabin since it was above ground.Cranky smirked while Wrinkly smiled.

"They've learned well,"Wrinkly said.

"Yes,"Cranky agreed.He then noticed that Sikuru had blank eyes."Uhhhhh...Sikuru?What the hell's wrong?"

"Master..."Sikuru whispered."MASTER K.ROOL!!!!!!!!!!!!I'M COMING!!!!!!!!!!!"With that,she ran out of the door while the others gasped.

Chapter 2-The Most Strangest Chapter So Far And What Does Pit Have To Do With This?

Since they all had a meeting that day,which was all combined because of how much Cranky was hurt and because I'm too stupid enough to put in a better reason,they all came.

Zack,Max,and TheRandomChikenOfDOOM were there because Cranky thought that the two boys and girl were stupid enough to break something or destroy the Crystal Coconut.

"What are we going to do?"Max said.Zack looked at him as if he was a moron.

"You idiot!Why'd you say that?!"Zack said.

"I like beer!!!!!!!!"TheRandomChikenOfDOOM said as if she were drunk,which she was.

"..."Everyone else was silent as the grave,whatever that means.They all sweatdropped.

"Uhhhhhhhhhh...What's the term "silent as the grave" mean?"she asked.

"It means you're really,really,really silent,"Zack said.

"Oh...OK!"TheRandomChikenOfDOOM said.

"If there planning something,"Zack said,"then we need something to fight back with."

Cranky pounded his fist on the table a few seconds after he stood up,head bowed.

"Dammit!"he muttered,not knowing tears had runned down his face.Of course,he noticed it when he felt one land on his hand."What are we going to do?!"

Of course,he never relized he made Wrinkly jump out of her seat.

"Sorry,"he muttered.

"Yeah!"Mitaya said."I don't want my sister destroying everything!"

"But,who knows what they're plannin'?"Funky asked.Cranky glared at him as Funky lowered his head.Befor Cranky did so,he lifted his head up.

"FUNKY!!!!!!!!!!"he yelled.

"SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!"Funky said.

"Don't do that!"Cranky said.

Cranky's eyes peered over to see that Wrinkly's eyes had changed from a light shade of green to a very light shade of blue.He sat back down.

"Why is this happening?"she thought."What does K.Rool want with the jewel?"

She felt pain.

Severing pain.

That's when everything went black...

Knowing full well what's happening at times,Cranky peered over to see that Wrinkly was clutching her shoulder.

"Wha-?!"he started."Are you OK?!"

She couldn't answer.The arrow was causing her not to speak.By this point,Cranky was worried.So worried he could only think of one thing.

"SOMEONE GET DR.MARIO NOW!!!!!!!!!!"he screamed,standing straight up.

No one had ever seen him this worried/angry.This caused whispers to go around the room.

"What's wrong with her?!"

"Zack,Max,where are you two going?!"

"She needs help!"

"Is she going to be alright,Cranky?!"

"Look at that shadow!"

"WHA?"

Everyone turned his or her attention to the shadow that looked like Pit's.All,of course,except for Cranky.He was just trying to tell her that Dr.Mario was coming.

Link,by this point,had changed into a wolf and was chasing the figure that looked alot like Pit.Mitaya's eyes had a look of worry in them.

TheRandomChikenOfDOOM went to get Dr.Mario as Zack went to get Taj and Max went to get Tajeah,knowing full well about his wrath if someone didn't get them.

Evenessece's Bring Me To Life started playing in the background.

WHERE EVER THE HELL DR.MARIO IS

TheRandomChikenOfDOOM barged into Dr.Mario's office.

"DR.MARIO!!!!!!!!"she yelled."You gotta come quickly!"

Dr.Mario's eyes widened.He packed all his doctoring things and ran out of the door with the author.He knew someone needed his help.

WHERE TAJ IS

Taj was talking to Tajeah,making it easier for Max to find Tajeah.

"TAJ!!!!!!"Zack cried.

"TAJEAH!!!!!!!!"Max cried.

Taj and Tajeah turned around.Five seconds later,Zack was explaining the whole story.

ABOUT FIVE MINUTES LATER

TheRandomChikenOfDOOM and Dr.Mario ran into the room to find Zack and Max already there with Taj and Tajeah.

Dr.Mario examaned the arrow after taking it out.

"Well,there's no mistaking this is Pit's arrow,"Dr.Mario said.

"Are you sure?"Cranky asked.

TheRandomChikenOfDOOM stared at Cranky.T.R.C.O.D had always known him to cold-hearted but maybe he wasn't.

Maybe he was just hiding his feelings...

"How do you know it's Pit's and not Link or Young Link's?"she asked.

Dr.Mario handed the arrow to T.R.C.O.D.She turned it in her hands,examaning it.

"You're right,Dr.Mario,"she said."It's not Link's or Young Link's.It is Pit's."

"But,"Link started,"What does Pit have to do with this?Why did he shoot her?"

"That's where the plot comes in..."T.R.C.O.D whispered.

Chapter 3-ZOMG Randomness!

Link stared at the chosen chapter title above him.

"I've never heard of someone use that has a chapter title!"he said.T.R.C.O.D kicked him the crotch,causing him to fall unconsious.

"There goes his offspring..."Mitaya said.

"Say anything stupid again and you'll be in a body cast,"she muttered.

"Uh...No offenses,but,he's right!"Cranky said.

He too got knocked unconsious...by getting hit with the flatside of the Blue Slash Blade.

Chapter 4-Intermission And Creepy Sights!

"O...M...G..."Link said,staring at a lemon fic that includes plungers,Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunet Events,NOW CDs,and Micheal Jackson in a bikini singing Evenessece and Green Day songs.

"What?"T.R.C.O.D said as she walked over,pushed Link out of the chair,and began reading the fic.As she finished,her tiger cub tail swung wildly.

"Hm.Micheal Jackson in a bikini singing Evenessece and Green Day song,eh?"she said."GREAT IDEA FOR AN ENDING FOR A STORY!!!!!!!!!!"

Chapter 5-Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me

It was night fall when Cranky's phone suddenly rang.He picked it up.

"Hello?"he said.

"Cwanky!"the voice of a two-year-old male kong said.

"DK?"Cranky asked."What happened to you?"

"K.Wool turned me two-years-old again!"the two-year-old DK cried.

"I noticed,"Cranky said.

"It's horribwle!"DK cried.

(A/N:I'll call him DK Jr. until he turns normal again.)

"Why?"Cranky asked.

"I dunno,"DK Jr. said.

Cranky cocked his eyebrow as his trouble senses tingled.

"This isn't good,"Cranky mumbled.

"What's not good?"DK Jr. asked.

"He somehow knows that,when you're a kid,you can't defend yourself!"Cranky said.DK Jr. gasped.

"Uh-oh,"DK Jr. said.

Whoo!Later!

Wrinkly looked at Cranky.She could hardly belive the story;her son had been turned into a two-year-old!T.R.C.O.D ran into Cranky's cabin.

"Hey,"T.R.C.O.D said."I heard about what happened with DK.Do ya wanna talk about it?"

Wrinkly turned her head.

"I'd rather not,"Wrinkly said with tears in her eyes.

"I'm sorry,"T.R.C.O.D said."I didn't know how sad it was for you.I guess with him being your son..."She trailed off.

"It's OK,"Wrinkly said.

"Wrinkly..."Cranky said."Don't be sad."He ran out of the cabin.

"Cranky?"Wrinkly asked."Where are you going?"

"To find Link!"Cranky said.

"Why?"Wrinkly asked.

"To get him to help!"Cranky said."I'm going to find DK for you!"He stopped and turned around."T.R.C.O.D!Protect her!"He ran off.

"Cranky..."T.R.C.O.D said."has a soft side?!"

"He barely shows it,"Wrinkly said."He's afraid it would be an advantage for enimes to attack his family.To protect us."

"He only shows it when your sad,"T.R.C.O.D said.

"It's another one of his secrets,"Wrinkly said."He did it when we were kids."

"No wonder I called the fifth chapter 'Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me'..."T.R.C.O.D thought.

Chapter 6-The Search For Cranky And Link

About an hour later

Sqwaks entered the cabin.

"Hello,Sqwaks,"Wrinkly said.

"Hi,"Sqwaks said.

"Hiya,Sqwaks,"T.R.C.O.D said.

"Hi,"Sqwaks said.

"What is it,Sqwaks?"Wrinkly asked.

"Princess Zelda needs to see T.R.C.O.D for a moment,"Sqwaks said."It's about Link and Cranky."

Wrinkly lowered her eyes to the floor with tears in her eyes.What had gone wrong?Did Cranky get killed when serching for Link?Did he find Link but was killed along with him?The questions kept popping into her head.

"Oh,"Wrinkly said.

"Sqwaks!"T.R.C.O.D said."Cranky told me to protect Wrinkly!"

"She can come with you!"Sqwaks said.

Hyrule Castle Courtyard

"Permisson to enter the castle,"T.R.C.O.D said,bowing.

"Permisson granted,"the guard said.The guard noticed Wrinkly and smiled."Your guess also has permisson to enter."

"We both thank you,"T.R.C.O.D said,walking into the castle with Wrinkly and Sqwaks where Zelda was waiting.

Zelda turned around.She was in her usual pink princess dress that had the triforce on it.

"Greetings,Princess Zelda,"T.R.C.O.D said,bowing again.

"Hello,Princess,"Wrinkly said.

"Nice to see all of you again,"Zelda said.

"What is it you called us for?"T.R.C.O.D asked.

"As Sqwaks might have already told you,it is about Cranky and Link,"Zelda said.

"Were they killed?"Wrinkly suddenly asked,half-hidding behind T.R.C.O.D.

"I am afraid some of that is true,"Zelda said,giving Wrinkly a sad face.

"Wh-wh-what?!"Wrinkly bursted out.

"Cranky has been killed and Link has been hurt,"Zelda said.

Wrinkly gave a sigh depression.Cranky was dead?She couldn't belive it.Wrinkly was about the only one that he cared about and he was gone?How could a bastard do that?

She tried not to let it get to her.The first time that Cranky showed his feelings for her flashed in her head.

FLASHBACK

Wrinkly let out a scream of fright as K.Rool dove at her.But something blocked.

"Cranky?"she whispered.

"He won't hurt you,"he muttered."I'LL MAKE SURE OF IT!!!!!!!!"

He lunged at K.Rool.

END FLASHBACK

"How could that person do such an evil thing?"Wrinkly said as the image of Cranky's body flashed through her mind,blood dripping down the cornor of his mouth with Link staring at it.

"That's what you called us for?"T.R.C.O.D asked.

"You don't get the point,"Zelda said."Cranky has somehow gone missing but is belived to be dead."Wrinkly let out a sigh of relief.

"And you want me to go find him?"T.R.C.O.D asked.

"Yes,"Zelda said.

"But where will I stay?"Wrinkly asked.

"You will simply stay with me,"Zelda said.

"Well,I guess this is where we four depart until I find him,"T.R.C.O.D said.

"But what if Link wasn't killed?"Zelda asked."What if he was just like Cranky;gone missing and belived to be hurt?"

"Then I'll find him too,"T.R.C.O.D said,taking the Master Sword and Hylian Shield that Link had left in Zelda's possesion.

"Take care,"Zelda said.

"Yes,Princess,"T.R.C.O.D said.

"Please,"Wrinkly said."Don't get hurt.Don't fall into darkness like Link and Cranky have."She put her hand on T.R.C.O.D's shoulder.

T.R.C.O.D put her hand on Wrinkly's.

"Don't worry,"T.R.C.O.D said."I won't."

"HEY!!!!!!!!"screamed Navi the Fairy's voice.

"NAVI-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!"T.R.C.O.D said.

"T.R.C.O.D,may I go with you?"Navi asked.

"Yes,you may!"T.R.C.O.D said.

Navi started flying around T.R.C.O.D's head.Five minuets later,T.R.C.O.D was dressed in Link's kokiri clothing.

"Uhhhhhhhh...gee,thanks,Navi,"T.R.C.O.D said.

"Goodbye,T.R.C.O.D,"Wrinkly said.

T.R.C.O.D turned around.

"Please,"she said."Call me Alex."

Somewhere,in Fungi Forest

A stupid mushroom that hides in the ground popped up,causing Alex to fall on the ground.

"GAH!!!!!!!"she screamed.

"That's called a Ground Mushroom,"Navi informed her."They hide in the ground and they make wonderful food for vegitarians!"

Alex gave Navi the -- face.

"If I needed the info about food,I would've asked,"Alex said.

A/N:Well,it took me awhile to finish this part but it's finally done!:)Welp,R+RA new review and a new part!

Sneak peek of:END PARIDISE PART 2 CHAPTER 11-I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU

(A/N:Katt is just short for Katherine,who is my sis.)

Alex started crying at Cranky's niceness to her.She had thought she would never get to see him nice to her.Syroan Li looked at Cranky.

"Are you sure you're alright?"Syroan asked.

"Wewll of cwourse he's awrwight!"DK Jr. said."Are you an idiot or somefwing?!"

The six-year-old Alex started crying again.She had just stopped when DK Jr. had been mean to Syroan,her favorite Card Captor Sakura character.

"You're mean,DK Jr.!"she said.

The seven-year-old Cranky rubbed his chin thoughtfully.

"Why is he turning us all into little kids?"Cranky asked.

"We thought you would know!"said a kremlingg voice from the darkened corner of the cell.A five-year-old General Klump and a four-year-old Krusha walked out from the dark.

"Kwump and Kwusha!"DK Jr. said.

Five minuets later

"YOUCH!!!!!!!!!"Klump and Krusha (or to DK Jr. "Kwump and Kwusha") screeched.

"Katt!Alex!Stop it!"Cranky cried.

"Why did they bite Klump and Krusha again?"a three-year-old Sakura Avalon asked.

Alex let go of Klump in order to explain.

"We hated them because they work for K.Rool and we've always wanted to do that,"Alex explained,scratching her short brown hair.

R+R!