Chapter 2: The Wrath of Beerus! The Saiyan God Appears!?

"You're serious Whis? That sushi wasn't even the best dish they had there!?" Beerus salivated.

"Oh goodness no! They had this one thing called ice cream that was heavenly! Plus there were so many food carts I hadn't tried yet!" Whis bubbled.

"Heh, I will give these Earthlings that, their food is damn good." Vegeta added, trying to keep calm and not let his nerves get to him.

"I suppose I never thought of it Prince Vegeta, but this planet is sort of an adoptive home for you." Beerus continued. "If I remember correctly, the Saiyans were a stubborn bunch, so it must have been hard to adjust, eh?"

"Ah- Yes Lord Beerus." Vegeta conceded, holding himself back from protesting.

"You even married an Earthling! Your father the King wouldn't have liked that." Beerus goaded, trying to get a rise out of the Prince.

"Well… My father's dead, so that doesn't really matter now does it?" Vegeta retorted, trying his hardest not to snap.

"Suppose so, but then so are you!" Beerus cackled, sensing the fury rising in Vegeta. "Tell me, how could the Prince of all Saiyans be killed?"

"I gave my life to help defeat Majin Buu." Vegeta exalted, proud of his contribution to the demise of the Pink Devil.

"Oh I see. So I suppose you can't turn into one of those Super Saiyans then?"

"Yes I can!" Vegeta asserted, snapping a little before catching himself and regaining his cool.

"Hmm. The why didn't you assist your two friends back there?" Beerus prodded.

"Because I knew it was a lost battle Lord Beerus. Your might is of the highest caliber." Vegeta praised, cursing to himself on the inside. Vegeta knew Beerus just asked him that because he wanted to hear Vegeta go on about how great he was, but he couldn't let that get to him.

"Smart boy Vegeta. Oh look! Here we are!" Beerus's eyes lit up as the three arrived at Bulma's party ship, which had taken off and was already on the high seas.

"Vegeta!" Bulma cried in jubilation as she ran up to hug her deceased husband. "For a second I was worried you weren't showing up!"

"Bulma not now!" Vegeta growled, turning back to Beerus, preparing to wait on him hand and foot.

"Vegeta, this is no way to treat a lady! Especially one as beautiful as her!" Beerus scolded Vegeta as Bulma blushed.

"Yeah Vegeta what the hell! Who are these two anyways? Friends of yours?"

"Oh! Yes! These are my friends! From… uh…" Vegeta's mind went blank and he drooled a little bit.

"I am Beerus, and this here is Whis. We have been friends with Vegeta here since we met him on Planet Vegeta when he was just a boy." Beerus bowed, much to Vegeta's shock.

"Wow! Vegeta has friends! And with decent manners too! Well you're all welcome here! Help yourself, we got tons of food and drink and games!" Bulma grabbed Beerus by the hand and led him around to see the food carts.

"Bulma! Damnit!" Vegeta cursed to himself. "Hey! Piccolo!" Vegeta called as the Namekian strolled over.

"Long time no see Vegeta. What was that energy I felt earlier? Were Goku and Gohan having a sparring match?" Piccolo grinned as he approached Vegeta.

"Shut it! Listen, that cat over there is Beerus the God of Destruction. He came here to find a Super Saiyan God, but we didn't know what that was and he beat down Kakarot and Gohan with ease! He's hungry now so hopefully if I can feed him enough he'll be satisfied and leave in peace. But you need to head over to that Uranai's place and heal the two while I continue to appease Beerus." Vegeta instructed, marching in place frantically.

"B-Be-Beerus!" Piccolo stammered, hoping he misheard. Piccolo was well aware of Beerus, since Kami is indeed a part of him. "Right. I understand. I'll go get Dende and bring him so he can heal the two."

"Good." Vegeta nodded as Piccolo flew off. However, Beerus noticed Piccolo flying off as he was eating a hotdog with Whis.

"They have Namekians on this planet?" Beerus asked while his mouth was still full of food.

"Swallow first my Lord, goodness!" Whis lectured, looking up to watch the Namekian fly off. "I suppose they do. I do believe this planet does have a set of Dragon Balls, so that would make sense."

"Do they now?" Beerus asked, an intrigued look beginning to form. "I wonder how much delicious food we can get with a wish…"

"Oooh! That is an excellent idea my Lord! Excuse me, Bulma! Bulma!" Whis called Bulma over. "Do you know anything about the Dragonballs on this planet?"

"Yeah I do!" Bulma laughed, motioning to the bingo tournament that was about to start. "I collected all of the Dragonballs and made it the top prize for the bingo tournament!"

"Oh really. Okay then Whis! Let's play some bingo!" Beerus proclaimed.

"As you wish." Whis agreed as the two went off to play bingo. Vegeta ran up to Bulma quickly after.

"What are they doing Bulma!?" Vegeta barked.

"They're just playing bingo Vegeta calm down. They want to win the Dragonballs. But hey, why have you been acting like a jerk-"

"Gotta go!" Vegeta ignored Bulma as he ran off to the bingo tournament.

"Are you all ready for some biiiiinnnngggooo!" Krillin cheered as he ran up on stage, hosting the bingo tournament.

"Woooo! Bingo! Oh my god this cake of dairy is delicious!" Beerus gushed, having himself a blast.

"Well before we begin, let's give it up for my beautiful wife 18 as she performs an opening song!" Krillin hyped, motioning for 18 to come on stage.

"Fantastic, they are even giving us a song and dance!" Beerus chirped.

"Krillin! I already told you I'm not doing that it's stupid!" 18 protested from offstage.

"Oh come on hun!" Krillin begged.

"No. I'm here for free stuff and to make money." 18 concluded, stomping away.

"She dares to ruin bingo!?" Beerus growled, lifting his hand up to 18. "HAK-"

"BINGO!" Beerus spun to the stage as a song began to find Vegeta dancing and singing on stage. "FUN TIME BINGO! IT IS A FUN PLACE TO BE-OH! THE FOOD IS TASTY TOO YUM! LET'S GO PLAY-OH, LET'S BE FRIENDS OH! FUN TIME BINGO! TIME TO PLAY SOME BINGO! OLAY!"

The bingo crowd erupted with cheering and laughter at this surprise performance. Beerus was pleased as well. "I didn't take Vegeta for a song and dance man, but that was excellent! Now let's play!"

Vegeta sighed and moped offstage as Krillin began the bingo tournament. Bulma came up to him beaming. "You did all that for me!?"

"Yeah sure babe." Vegeta passively responded as he got back on his feet and ran over to Beerus and Whis. "Anything you need Lord Beerus?"

"Sure, get me another one of those Shawarma things. That was delicious!"

"Of course." Vegeta bowed, quickly running off to get Beerus his next meal. 'This is going well so far. I just need to make sure none of this gets screwed up and-' Vegeta lost his train of thought as he returned to Beerus to find he was again upset.

"Damnit! I haven't got any of the tiles he's calling out!" Beerus cursed, pounding his fist on the table.

"Hold on a second!" Vegeta quavered as he took note of the tiles on Beerus's bingo board and then quickly running up on stage. "Sorry Krillin! Your wife needs you, looks like I'm going to have to take over as bingo M.C." Vegeta shouted, giving a fake smile to the audience.

"No she didn't Vegeta what are you-" Krillin winced in pain as Vegeta elbowed him to get off the stage, which Krillin eventually did. Vegeta then called all the numbers the Beerus had, eventually crowning Beerus the winner.

"Congratulations Beerus! You won the bingo tournament!" Vegeta proclaimed as Beerus skipped on up.

"Wow! Thank you so much!" Beerus began to tear up as Vegeta gave him the bingo trophy.

"Now Beerus!" Vegeta continued. "You win the Dragon-"

"Hold on!" A voice from the audience piped up. Vegeta slowly shuffled and turned around to find Yamcha marching up to the stage. 'GODDAMNIT YAMCHA!'

"Vegeta, you cheated! You just read the tiles your friend here had so he could win! No fair!" Yamcha accused, ripping the trophy from Beerus's hand.

"Yamcha!" Vegeta cried in horror as Beerus grew furious. He lifted his hand to Yamcha.

"HAKA-" Once again Beerus was cut short of his hakai when Vegeta jumped in the way, punching Yamcha in the stomach and sending him flying comically into the ocean.

"Yamcha, am I right folks!" Vegeta turned to the crowd, trying to pretend like this was some big joke. And much to Vegeta's relief, Beerus burst out laughing, dropping to the floor and howling like a maniac. The audience soon followed suit as Vegeta handed Beerus the trophy. "Now Beerus, here is your prize, the Dragonballs!" Vegeta performed, however nothing happened, and a scowl fell back on Beerus's face.

"Where are the Dragonballs Vegeta?" Beerus grumbled.

"Bulma! Where the hell are the Dragonballs!" Vegeta cried out.

"I have them locked up. Hold on I'll get them." Bulma moaned, hating having to work so much on her birthday.

"Fine then. While I wait for the Dragonballs, let's go try some more food." Beerus grinned, his stomach still growling.

"There they are Dende!" Piccolo told the young guardian as the two touched down to see the beaten down Goku and Gohan.

"He was unreal, seemingly invincible!" Gohan told Piccolo and Dende of the might of Beerus the Destroyer.

"This is not good. I seriously doubt Vegeta will be able to keep him happy for long if what he really wants is to fight this Super Saiyan God." Piccolo frowned.

"Then what are we supposed to do?" Dende chimed in. "We don't know what this stupid Super Saiyan God is!"

"If there was one of us who would've known something like that, it would have been Vegeta." Gohan shrugged. "Unless there's some other way to figure it out."

"Gohan let's go into the Time Chamber and see if this God power up is something we can get to by training." Goku nodded to his son.

"Right. But will that affect your time limit of staying on Earth?" Gohan asked.

"I don't think so, since it's a distortion in time. But I don't know that's too much science for me." Goku chuckled, rubbing his head so he wouldn't get a headache.

"Right. Dende and I will take you there then." Piccolo added as the four flew off to the Lookout.

"Whis what are you eating?" Beerus scurried up to Whis to find he was eating some sort of chocolate gelatin.

"They call this pudding, it's quite good Lord Beerus, why don't you try some?" Whis smiled as he led Beerus to where the pudding was.

"Sorry sir, that Pink Guy over there took all the pudding." The pudding vendor shrugged.

"Hmph. Very well." Beerus sighed as he and Whis went over to Fat Buu. "Excuse me sir, but could you by chance give me one of those pudding cups?" Beerus asked politely.

"NO! PUDDING IS ALL FOR BUU!" Buu spat, continuing to shovel down the pudding.

"Excuse me…" Beerus grew furious, before quickly taking a breath. "Wait a minute… You're Majin Buu. Whis, I thought they killed Majin Buu. But it seems they've turned him into some fat bastard. Hey Buu, if you do not give me a pudding cup I will destroy you right now!" Beerus ordered.

"NO! ALL PUDDING CUPS ARE BUU'S!" Buu pouted, moving the pudding closer to himself.

"Buu no!" Vegeta choked on the fries he was having to run over to the scene of the incident. "Majin Buu I spared your life! You will repay me by giving Beerus a pudding cup!" Vegeta raised his hand, beginning to charge an energy attack at Buu.

"...Okay. Buu sorry." Buu hung his head in shame as he let Beerus have the last pudding cup.

"Thank you friend. Now! To try this delicious pudd-" Within a split second a baseball hit Beerus's pudding cup, shattering it on impact. Beerus and Vegeta turned in shock to see Yamcha, Goten, Trunks, Oolong, Krillin, and a few others playing baseball on the ship.

"O-oops. Sorry Dad, I think I hit it too hard." Trunks apologized, dropping his bat.

"I've… I've had enough. AHHHHH!" Beerus roared as he began unleashing his energy, destroying everything around him.

"Lord Beerus!" Vegeta pled. "Please!"

"The Earth will suffer!" Beerus announced, growing his ki even higher.

"Damn! No point in holding back now!" Vegeta cursed as he powered up to Super Saiyan 2. "YAYAYA!" Vegeta laid a furious onslaught of attacks Beerus's way, to no avail. Beerus flicked Vegeta in the forehead, sending him crashing down into the ocean.

"Let's get him boys!" Roshi cried as he, Android 18, Krillin, Tien, and Yamcha all rushed the god.

"You fools have done nothing but disappoint me!" Beerus complained, dodging the fighters attacks with ease, and then systematically knocking them all down and out. "First no Super Saiyan God, and now no pudding!"

"Did someone say Super Saiyan God!?" Gotenks boomed as he zoomed up to Beerus. "Your god is right here kitty cat! His name is Gotenks!" Gotenks began launching an array of ki grenades all around Beerus.

"This is fruitless, you stupid child." Beerus yawned, dodging the grenades.

"How about this?" Gotenks began to power up to Super Saiyan 3. "DIE DIE MISSILE BARRAGE!" Gotenks bombarded Beerus with the attack, but once again it had no effect.

"At least I almost felt that one." Beerus sighed as he punched Gotenks down into the ocean as well.

"Whis get up here! I'm about to destroy the planet!" Beerus called out to Whis, who was still eating.

"Hold on a few minutes Beerus, I'm still enjoying myself." Whis beamed, much to Beerus's disdain.

"Fine then." Beerus sighed as he floated down to the deck of the ship. Vegeta soon resurfaced, carrying Goten and Trunks unconscious in his arms. "Oh, you're back Vegeta. Well, as soon as Whis is done eating over there, I'm going to destroy Earth. So sorry."

"Why!? Why must you always destroy?" Vegeta pleaded, falling to his knees.

"Because that is how it is supposed to be. There is creation, and destruction. But always… Before creation, comes destruction. And you see-"

"HEY!" Bulma screamed, marching over to Beerus. "You've ruined my birthday, you happy?! You shrimpy feline freak!" Bulma slapped Beerus as Vegeta audibly gasped.

Without showing any emotion, Beerus turned to face Bulma, who at this point was breathing heavily. He lifted up his hand. "HAKAI." Bulma let out a cry in agony as Beerus erased her from existence.

"Mom!" Trunks cried out in terror.

"You… You bastard…" Vegeta gawked, not fully processing what just happened. "That… That was my BULLLMAA!" Vegeta shot up and let out a powerful roar as he began a furious mutation.

"Ve-Vegeta!" Krillin called out, amazed at the power he was emitting.

"YAAAA!" Vegeta continued to power up, eventually his hair began to grow out and his eyebrows disappeared… Vegeta had become a Super Saiyan 3.

"Stop whining Vegeta, you really don't thin-" Beerus was sent skyrocketing into the air as Vegeta charged after him, relentlessly beating on the cat and peppering him with powerful blasts.

"YOU BASTARD!" Vegeta belted as he released a full power Final Flash at the disoriented Beerus. However, by this point Vegeta had run out of this power, and went back to base form.

Once the smoke settled, Beerus got himself reoriented, and wiped the scratches off left by Vegeta's attack. "You did alright Vegeta. But not good enough. Whis! Let's finish this!" Beerus cried out to his assistant, who had just finished his second gallon of ice cream.

"Very well my Lord." Whis sighed as he floated up to Beerus.

"Goodbye Earth! HAK-"

"Wait!" A distant voice cried out, catching Beerus's attention. He along with everyone else turned to see Gohan, Goku, Piccolo, and Dende arriving on the ship.

"Goku! Gohan!" The crowd all shouted in a hopeful buzz.

"Sorry we were late. Dad and I spent an hour in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, which for us was around 15 days." Gohan apologized. "We were trying to see if we could become Super Saiyan Gods, but we had no luck. However, I do have another idea. Trunks, you have the Dragon Balls right?"

And so after Trunks brought out the Dragonballs for Gohan, Shenron was summoned.

"I am the eternal dragon. State your wishes and I will-" Shenron stopped mid sentence as he noticed the presence of Lord Beerus. "L-Lord Beerus! I…"

"Shut it Dragon. Just do what the kid says." Beerus snapped, wanting to get this over with.

"Shenron!" Gohan called out. "Tell us what you can about a Super Saiyan God!"

"A Super Saiyan God? Very well. Considering the ease of the wish, this will not count towards one of the three. The Super Saiyan God is a legend passed down among Saiyans. The legend goes that if five Saiyans of righteous hearts pour out their hearts hand in hand to another, he then shall become a Super Saiyan God." Shenron explained.

"Oh! That's great!" Goku grinned. "There's five Saiyans here!"

"No Dad." Gohan cut in, glumly. "Five give unto another. We need six!"

"Oh…" Goku pouted, mad he didn't do that math right.

"Any other wishes?" Shenron boomed.

"Yeah." Beerus piped up. "Can I get an infinite amount of food?"

"As you wish, so shall it be." Shenron's eyes flashed. "Your home is now stocked with infinite food Lord Beerus."

"Good. Wait what kind of food?" Beerus asked.

"You were not specific, so it is all potatoes and carrots..." Shenron replied.

"Grrrrr..." Beerus was displeased, but said no more.

"For our next wish Shenron!" Trunks was now speaking. "Bring back everyone Lord Beerus killed on Earth!"

"Very well. I still am able to give one more wish, but it appears you guys are all busy... So until we meet again." Shenron began to sweat, wanting to get out of there as soon as possible. His eyes flashed once again and Bulma reappeared on the deck of the ship, looking around confused. The Dragonballs then lifted up into the sky and scattered out.

"We're still in trouble though." Gohan sighed, not seeing any hope. "We need a sixth Saiyan!"

"Uh… Gohan?" Gohan spun around to see the quiet voice was Videl. "I… I think we might."

"What do you mea-" Gohan stopped mid-sentence as he realised what she meant. "You're pregnant!"

"Yes. I'm sorry I haven't told you yet, I was just waiting for the right time… But I suppose now is as good a time as any." She joked, trying to give a smile.

"Right." Gohan grew stern. "We can celebrate later. For now, Videl, Goten, Trunks, Dad, Vegeta, let's all get in a circle and do the ritual."

"What? And hold hands with Kakarot! No way!" Vegeta protested.

"Vegeta you've already made a huge ass of yourself today! Just do it!" Bulma barked, scaring Vegeta right into Goku's hand.

"This better work." Beerus mumbled.

The five Saiyans and Videl slowly drifted up into the air. Without them trying to, they all became Super Saiyans. Videl's belly began to glow a bright yellow as well. Soon the yellow energy turned blue, and began to leave the fighters and all emmass around Gohan. Once it all entered him, a blinding light surrounded him as everyone watched in awe. Gohan had become a god.

Does Gohan stand a chance against Lord Beerus with this new power!? Find out next chapter!