Hey! told you the begining will be slow... I have to introduce everyone... before i kill them. My friends will die. In this story I will be shipping some humans with characters. You have been warned.

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Tabi's POV

We walked into the clubroom to find another war happening…

"UKUS!" The side led by one of my best friends Starr yelled.

"NOO! USUK!" The side led by my other best friend Graciela yelled.

This was the stupidest fight in history! Well… In the club… This wasn't history class.

Yuki nervously took her seat. I walked calmly to where my friend Lily stood in the corner looking extremely peeved. I placed my hand on her shoulder and nodded. She new exactly what I was asking of her. Lily grinned. I covered my ears and stepped away from her.

She opened her mouth. "EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP!"

The whole school went silent. A few club members jumped. A couple screamed. All of them looked at her startled.

" Well then!~ On to business!" I said as I took my seat at the head of the table. The sound of usual background conversations could be heard through the school again.

Gracie and Starr glared at each other from across the room as they took their seats.

"We are getting new members!" I told them excitedly.

Yuki decided to elaborate. "New-New members!~"

"Like New-New?" Mina asked.

"Yes. New-New." I nodded suggestively. The two boys in our club looked utterly confused.

"Tabi, Care to translate for Peter and Luke?" Starr asked me

I smiled at the boys. "You wont be the only boys anymore!~"

They both jumped up and cheered.

"GAYYY!" Gracie yelled.

"Its not gay! Peter is a girl!" Yuki yelled.

I sighed and patted the now emo Peter on the head. "Guys…. DON'T DISRESPECT MY SON!" I yelled defending poor little Peter. I had started claiming my friends as my family members at the begging of the year… It just kinda stuck… then everyone else started doing it and… Our family got kinda weird.

Yuki squeaked. "S-sorry Miss. President…"

"What the fuck ever, Tabi…" Gracie huffed.

"Umm…" A new voice by the door started. Everyone turned to see a girl our age. None of us had ever met her before. I think we had English class together…

The girl cleared her throught now that she had our attention. "Ummm… hi… Is this the otaku club? Or do I maybe have wrong room…? If it is the wrong room can you tell me-" I cut her off there