HI! I'm so happy to see 17 reviews in the first chapter! I have 21 reviews for my story Before He Cheats, and 17 for The Masque of Red Death. Thank you all!
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto. It would be hilarious if I did, but I don't. Damn.
It was now about an hour since they'd been locked in the closet, and so far Sasuke was passed out in the corner, Sakura was pacing angrily, and Gaara was sitting on the floor with his back to the door, crossing his arms and whistling an incoherent tune out of sheer boredom. As the whistling progressed, Sakura grew more and more irritated, finally whrling around and blowing up at the red-headed Sand-nin.
"WILL YOU STOP THAT?! YOU'RE DRIVING ME NUTS!!! SHUT UP!"
Gaara stopped, and Sakura turned around and resumed pacing. The panda-boy's face then cracked into and evil grin.
"I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES..."
The super-strong kunoichi became enraged. With a feral growl, she pounced upon the poor, unsuspecting Kazekage.
"Mmph..." Sasuke was coming to. With a yawn and a stretch, he began to wake up. "Hey guys..." he said, scratching his scalp, "How long was I..."
He stopped. A curious sight met his bleary eyes: Sakura with her gloved hands around Gaara's neck, squeezing the air out of him.
"Am I interrupting something?"
Gaara shook his oxygen-starved head in the negative as Sakura continued to squeeze her hands tighter and tighter.
"Do you have a five?"
"Ha! Go fish, baa-chan!"
Tsunade threw down the playing cards in disgust. "I'm sick of this! How long before we let them out?!"
"About two days." Naruto checked his watch. "I don't know about them, but I'm starving. Let's go get ramen!"
"I agree."
As the Sannin and the Kyuubi vessel walked away from the desk, a five fluttered out of Naruto's pocket.
REVIEW!
Gaara: You don't have to ask, they'll review just to see me squirm.
Me: But I NEED reviews! I need them or I'll EXPLODE! I do that sometimes...
