Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. The bit in Italics I got from the first manga, chapter three.

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"I HAVE TO GO ON A MISSION WITH HIM!"

I gaped at the two Hokage's in front of me, my finger pointing to the only other person in the room as if they didn't get who 'him' is. He had golden-blonde that was cropped short with longish bangs, that was typical in the Namikaze clan. A genius prodigy, tall, tan with piercing black eyes, he was the village heartthrob. A total hottie, I have to admit, the only person that had a bigger fan club than him was my big brother. Unfortunately, he was a complete jackass! He had a frown on his face like he agreed that we shouldn't go on a month long mission together.

"Are you sure that she should be selected for this mission? With her big mouth and uncontrollable temper, she'd cause us to fail the mission before it's even begun."

That-that bastard!

"I do not have a big mouth or an uncontrollable temper you mother-!"

"Be that as it may," The Nanadaime Hokage interrupted, coughing to cover my swearing. To my parent's horror and brother's amusement I have quite the potty-mouth and am not afraid to use my colourful vocabulary. "It was not my decision to include you both on this mission with no additional backup. It was his." He motioned to the other Hokage.

It's rare in hidden villages like our own Konohagakure to have two Kage's at the same time. Konoha is the only one I know of to have it happen twice. The first was when the Sandaime Hokage retired and let the Yondaime take office. He returned after the Yondaime was killed saving the village from Kyuubi no Kitsune I. The Rokudaime Hokage was over 100 years old and the second oldest person in the village and the oldest male. His grandfather was also the Sandaime, the second oldest Hokage. Go figure. Now as old as he is, he just advises his successor and supposed to help with the paperwork. Keyword: supposed. He feigns bad eye-sight to get out of it and walk around the village, talking and playing with the kids. He's my favourite person out of the whole village that's not immediately related to me. Now, for some reason, he's trying to torture me.

"Oyaji!" I cried in disbelief, "I haven't played any pranks in ages why are you punishing me so?"

I ignored the bastards irritated look in favour of hearing why I have to spend an entire month or more with someone as fury-enabling as him.

"Yes, Konohamaru-sama, I too would like to know why these two are going on an undercover mission alone. Especially since they're both the heirs of their respective clans that have been feuding since the beginning of their creation?" Nanadaime-sama spoke, irritated.

Great, I'm in a room with a guy I hate who is irritated, the Nanadaime who is also irritated and an old man who is obviously feigning surprise at his successor's statement. It doesn't help that I am also irritated.

Or pissed. For good reason. The Uchiha clan and the Namikaze clan have been feuding for 100 years. As previously stated I am the heiress of that clan because my brother doesn't want it for some obscure reason. Asshole is the heir to the Namikaze clan. Two certain clans that loathe each other. Said clan heirs on same mission. Alone. Is he trying to create a civil war?

"Before this stupid rivalry began," Oyaji said slowly, looking out to the Hokage monument in remembrance. He does that a lot. It always makes him sad. I don't know why though I feel like I should know.

"There were two ninja… a boy and a girl. They were best friends and fierce rivals. They," He paused as if not knowing what to say, "were teammates and complete opposites. You two, Uchiha Akako and Namikaze Katsu," He turned to us, his heavily lined face starched in a wry grin, "act extraordinarily like them. They were the best ninja in Konoha back then."

"We remind you of them don't we? You knew them. Cared for them." Katsu spoke up. I glared at him. It made sense though. Sometimes it seemed like he was looking at someone else when he looked at me. Nanadaime looked shocked though.

"Doesn't matter because you're still going on the mission, no matter what you say."

"Damn."

The mission was simple, really. It was information gathering and assassination. The target was a wealthy business man that was highly suspected of kidnapping young women and 'pimping' them out to sick bastards for a price. More often than not the girls end up dead. The ones that are alive would be seriously wounded and severely mentally scarred. He was an investor so was never convicted because he practically owned a lot of good businesses. He managed to kidnap the illegitimate daughter to one of the bureaucrats. Said bureaucrat actually cared very much for his illegitimate daughter. Probably more than any of his legitimate sons. Bureaucrat keeps his affection for his daughter a secret since his wife is a manipulative bitch. At least, that's what I gathered.

Katsu was chosen for the mission because of how he didn't show his emotions, was a good politician and could provide backup. The only thing I agreed with was the fact that he could certainly play the part. Heartless dickhead. I was chosen because not only was I one of the more powerful chuunin, better than Katsu if I do say so myself. But, I have gone through Geisha training which is instrumental as I would be posing as a geisha, and apparently have ways to make someone tell me what I want. Be it torture, feminine wiles, tricking or by scaring it out of them I can get someone to talk. I can get someone to fear me easily. Must be because of my red eyes. My brother says it's because I'm psychotic and have weird methods to torture or blackmail them.

Katsu said it must be why I'm single and have never been kissed willingly.

Bastard.

Saru-ji must be crazy. I'll either kill the guy, cripple him or kill myself. All of which equals badness. If I hospitalise Katsu or Katsu gets hospitalised or dead from this mission even if I didn't have anything to do with it, the Namikaze will start a civil war. If I tell my brother something that makes Katsu out as a pervert or not particularly caring if I got crippled or that he hurt me in any way bro would go on a rampage!

Shit.

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"…we will be dividing you into three-man cells…"

Three people? So I'll have two teammates to spar with and a cool sensei… I hope. I'll take anybody… except Sasuke-teme!! I glanced beyond the pink-haired girl with the wide forehead to a handsome black-haired pale boy before turning back to the scarred chuunin who was listing out genin teams.

"Next, cell number seven: Haruno Sakura… Uzumaki Naruto-"

The pink-haired girl next to me and I hung our heads.

"And… Uchiha Sasuke!"

"WOOHOO! OH YEAH!" The banshee next to me started cheering. I started to bang my head on the table trying to wake up from this nightmare.

"Iruka-sensei! What were you thinking of saddling a most excellent shinobi like myself with those LOSERS!" I pointed at them for emphasis.

Iruka-sensei looked at me in exhasperation as though it should be obvious. Or maybe its because of my self-praise, hard to tell.

"Of the 27 of you, Sasuke has the best grades, Naruto. You would be the bottom of the class. Sakura is in the middle. The idea is to balance your different strengths… That's why you ended up together!"

"Just don't drag me down… Dobe." The prince of PMS speaks up. I glare at him in fury. Why that-

"WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?"

"KNOCK IT OFF, NARUTO!"

The banshee, pissed on behalf of her crush started to try and beat me up. Damn it, I just got over that last beating for taking the girls chance for having their precious 'Sasuke-kuuuun's' first kiss. Like I wanted to have my first kiss taken by that bastard.

I hate fangirls.