Sorry the second chapter took so long get up, I got busy with life. (Told you the once-a week update wouldn't last for long.) I'd appreciate more reviews for this chapter since chapter 1 was quite lacking in reviews. Thanks to those who did review though.

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, our almighty lord and master.

With their luggage and gear in the vehicle and Kakashi untied, Team Yondaime was finally ready to go. All three genin wanted to sit up front, away from all of the camping gear in the cramped back. They played rock, paper, scissors for it, Rin being the victor. Defeated, the boys both reluctantly climbed into the back, Rin in the passenger seat, and Yondaime in the driver's seat. Yondaime turned the key in the ignition to start up the car. The engine stuttered for a few seconds before it properly started, vibrating the whole car.

"Alright! Are you guys ready to get rolling?" Yondaime shouted out with enthusiasm to his three students.

"Yeah." They all said

"I can't hear you! C'mon, louder and let's hear some more enthusiasm," Yondaime urged before he repeated louder, "Are you guys ready to get rolling?"

"YEAH!" All three shouted so they could just get moving.

"That's the spirit!" Yondaime grinned as he put his foot on the gas. They went violently backwards, causing Rin to scream as they almost crashed into the village gates.

"Sensei, you almost crashed!"

"Sorry, my bad," Yondaime aplogized. "Now how to I get this thing out of reverse?" Yondaime started pressing random buttons, turning on the radio and air conditioning. "Nope, that's not it..." The next button he pressed turned on the window wipers. "Why do they build these things so darn complicated?" The confused jounin finally flipped the correct lever forward into drive and they surely enough, moved forward. "Ok, gotta remember that lever!"

"Have you ever driven before, sensei?" Obito asked.

"Nope! This is my first time driving one of these things," Yondaime replied as he stepped on the gas forcefully, speeding the car forward. "And it's already lots of fun!"

"We're screwed." Kakashi sighed as Yondaime barely missed running over a returning village ninja walking by.

Team Yellow Flash drove on north into the wilderness for a couple of hours without any troubles or difficulties when suddenly growling sounds were heard.

"Great. We're not even in the wilderness yet and already I can hear the bears growling." Kakashi grumbled sarcastically.

"No, that was just my stomach," Obito corrected. "What are bears anyways?"

"My stomach's growling for some grub too," Yondaime said. "Why don't we stop off at the next restaurant we see?"

"Yeah right. Like there's going to be a restaurant in the middle of nowhere."

And as if on que, a small restaurant was seen on the side of the road as they turned around a bend.

"What's that you said a few minutes ago, Kakashi?" Yondaime asked, chuckling.

"Never mind."

Yondaime pulled over by the restaurant and the ninja team hopped out of the car, stomachs growling for food.

"Alright team, this will be our last meal in civilization, so make sure to savour it!"

"You make it sound as though this camping trip is something to dread." Rin said as she gave her sensei an odd look.

"This camping trip is something to dread." Kakashi corrected.

"Do you think they have ramen in here?" Obito piped up.

"We'll see." Yondaime chuckled as he lead his team to the restaurant entrance.

They entered the restaurant and sat down at the seats a young waitress pointed out to them, handing them each a menu. The team looked over the menus handed to them for a good five minutes before the waitress returned to them with a note pad and pen in her hand.

"Good afternoon. Are you guys ready for me to take you order?"

"Why yes we are, lovely." Yondaime answered, looking up from his menu, grinning.

Rin giggled and Kakashi muttered something along the lines of "Hopeless." The waitress gave the blonde man an odd look before she spoke, "So what would you like?"

"One order of miso ramen please," Yondaime replied. "And-"

"I want some pork ramen!" Obito cut in.

"Obito, wait your turn!" Yondaime scolded.

The waitress recorded their orders down. "Anything to drink?"

"Some sake please."

"Sake for me too!"

"Obito, you're under-age! You can't drink stuff like that yet!"

"Fine, I'll go for a soda then!"

The waitress recorded down the drinks before she turned to Rin. "And what would you like this afternoon?"

"I'll have some miso soup and rice please. And sake to drink."

"Nice try, Rin." Yondaime cut in. "I can still hear you ordering despite Obito's loud babbling!"

"I was just kidding sensei," Rin giggled before she turned back to the waitress. "Just some water please."

The waitress recorded Rin's order and then turned to Kakashi. "And what would you like to order?"

Kakashi looked thoughtfully at the menu for a few more seconds before he lay it down on the table. Looking up, he said, "I would like an order of neriyaki toodle please."

Everyone became silent as they heard Kakashi's order of a mispronounced food.

"A…what?" The waitress asked.

"He said that he wanted an order of 'neriyaki toodle'!" Obito told the waitress before he burst into fits of laughter. "Man Kakashi, what the hell was that all about!? I mean, 'Neriyaki toodle'? Where do you come up with that stuff?"

"I meant to say 'teriyaki noodle'. It was an accident, you idiot." Kakashi growled.

"I didn't know that you were dyslexic there, Kakashi!" Yondaime chuckled.

"I told you it was just an accident. And I'm not lysdexic."

There was another broad moment of silence before everyone burst out laughing.

"Wow, you're a real dumb ass, Kakashi!" Obito laughed. "Are you sure you're not dyslexic?"

"I am not lysdexic, I mean-dyslexic, dammit!" Kakashi snarled. "And lysdexi-dyslexia has nothing to do with stupidity like you were implying."

But his teammates and the waitress continued to laugh and laugh.

"Alright, so you wanted an order 'neriyaki toodle', right?" The waitress tried to say, but was laughing too hard by this point and burst into more fits of laughter.

"You're so funny and cute, Kakashi!" Rin giggled.

"I'll be waiting outside." Kakashi suddenly announced in a cool manner as he left the restaurant.

"Oi, Kakashi! You better not try to run off again!" Yondaime shouted after him, rising out of his seat.

"He wouldn't do that sensei. Don't worry." Rin assured.

Obito chuckled, "Yeah. Ever since you jokingly told him that this camping trip was a mission, he's obeyed every single rule you've laid out for this trip so far."

10 minutes later, their lunch orders arrived, and even Kakashi's order of 'neriyaki toodle' made it to the table.

"Have a nice meal." The waitress smiled. She suddenly burst into fits of laughter and giggled something along the lines of "Best customers we've had in months!" before she bustled off into the kitchen.

"You know, I feel kind of bad about laughing at Kakashi like that," Rin spoke. "It's not his fault if he has dyslexia."

"Yeah, but it's sure funny!" Obito chuckled as he drank down his soda but as he thought about the 'neriyaki toodle', he started to laugh, spraying pop out of his mouth and nose.

Rin cringed as she jerked back, "Eww! Obito, that's gross!"

"I really don't think Kakashi actually has dyslexia," Yondaime said. "I think he just made a pronunciation mistake like we all do once in a while. I was really just joking about the whole dyslexia thing, but I think we made him pretty mad."

"Who cares? He's always mad about something, so this shouldn't be any different." Obito said, wiping the soda expelled via nasal passage off his face with a napkin.

"I'll go take his neriyaki tood-I mean, his teriyaki noodle out for him." Yondaime chuckled as he rose from his seat and took Kakashi's lunch with him.

Yondaime stepped out of the restaurant and found Kakashi sitting by the car, staring at the ground. He walked over and sat down by Kakashi.

"I brought your lunch out for you." Yondaime offered the lunch to Kakashi who silently took it, muttering a "Thank you." to his sensei.

"Why don't you come on inside and eat with us?"

"No thanks. I'm fine out here." Kakashi replied.

"You sure?"

"Yeah. You should go back and eat with the others."

"Alright, if you're sure." Yondaime rose to his feet and ruffled Kakashi's hair, grinning. "Cheer up a little, eh? This trip will be great!"

"Get your hand off my head…now."

Back inside the restaurant, Obito was slurping down his ramen noisily as Rin just sat there, unable to eat her own food after watching the rude eating and drinking display Obito was putting on.

"Really, Obito! Couldn't you eat a little quieter and a bit more…well, politely?"

"Hey, I got a great idea! Sensei still hasn't come back yet, so let's steal a sip of his sake!" Obito sniggered. "I wonder what sake really tastes like?"

"You know you shouldn't do that!"

Seconds later, Yondaime came strolling in, "Hey guys, I'm back! Obito, get your hands off my sake!"

Obito sheepishly withdrew his hands from his sensei's sake as the blonde-haired man gave the boy a penetrating glare. He however quickly dismissed the matter and sat down to finish his lunch.

The three shinobi continued to merrily ate their lunch, Obito goofing off and Yondaime ordering some more sake as time went on. Finally, Rin and Obito got their sensei to pay the bill before he got too plastered from the amount of alcohol.

"Thank you for coming!" The waitress smiled, giggling.

"No, thank you, shweetie!" Yondaime grinned goofily, speech slightly slurred.

"Thanks for the grub!" Obito called back as they walked out the door.

During the past lunch hour, Kakashi had been counting the blades of grass that grew on the ground as his team was taking a while to come out. When they finally came out, he saw his sensei had a rather goofy smile and blush on his face, indicating that the man had a little too much too drink.

"Okay kidsss, ish time to get in the car!" Yondaime said in a slightly slurred voice.

"Sensei, are you sure you should be driving after drinking?" Kakashi asked.

"I'm fine, my boy!" Yondaime laughed as he got in the driver's seat and turned on the ignition. He stepped on the gas a little too hard, almost driving into the cliffside across the road. He got back on the road and started to drive, zigzagging violently along the road, the alcohol was clearly affecting Yondaime's driving.

Rin cried in fright, "Sensei, watch your driving!"

"I am so going to get sick…" Obito groaned, clutching his stomach.

"We are so going get killed…" Kakashi groaned, clutching the object nearest to him for stability and security, which happened to be Obito's large radio.

To be continued…

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