September.1 1996

Mood: horrible.

The train was late. I bet it was Potter's fault. Don't ask me why, I just know. It's always his fault anyway.

Then, Mother kissed me goodbye and called me her "little pumpkin". In front of a bunch of first years! Meaning I've lost all of my credibility as a prefect! And the term hasn't even started yet. Great. Just. Great.

Pansy Parkinson asked me if I had missed her over the summer. I replied "Excuse me but, who are you again?" Apparently, she didn't find it funny. Women have no sense of humour. Still, that didn't prevent her from sitting next to me in the train, but at least, she didn't try to put her wet tongue into my mouth just like last year. Disgusting.

Apart from that, nothing has changed.

Crabbe and Goyle still are pathetic, Longbottom looks even more idiot than two months ago, Granger still is... Granger, and no need to say Potter already annoys the hell out of me. He got his hair cut so now the first thing you spot when you look at him is his stupid scar. I'm sure he did that so that the first years immediately know who he is. Bloody attention seeker. I have a small scar on my thumb and I don't make a big fuss about it, for Merlin's sake!

Then there's that Weasley girl and her ugly red hair. Hopefully the last one of the family. After seven kids, I guess her parents finally managed to perform the contraception charm. That, or her mother did the world a favour and became frigid. It's pretty hard to tell who's the dumbest one of the family, but I'd say she's got a leg up on the others for she's been daft enough to confess her retarded preteen's secrets to the Dark Lord's diary during her first year. Such a prat!

Hey, err... wait a minute... How can I be sure you're not him?

Hello, is anybody here? Are you Tom Riddle? If so, let me tell you one thing: you kick ass, man! No, really, I'm one of your biggest fans! Hello?

...

Well, you're obviously not Tom Riddle. You're just a stupid violet diary. I knew it. I just wanted to be sure...

Anyway, let's get back to the Weasley girl. You should see that stupid look on her face whenever Potter is around. Merlin! If the two of them end up together and have babies, I mean, red hair AND spectacles, that'd really suck!

What else? Oh, yeah, the sorting ceremony! Don't mention it! That creepy hat's always scared the hell out of me! Especially when it sorts the ugliest and dumbest looking brats into Slytherin! I'm the only one Salazar would be proud of.

That's all for today...

Ps. Have I told you Potter sucks?


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Published on December.2 2011