"Grgrgrgrgr."

"Go away."

"Grgrgrgrgr."

"Go away!"

"Grgrgrgrgr."

"How many times do I have to tell you to leave me alone?! Look, I gave you food one time, and Father almost killed me for it! I'm not giving you any more."

The platypus had not given up on his decision to stay with the boy, though he did feel tempted to whenever the boy yelled at him to go away. He had to admit that he was beginning to see a less appealing side of the boy than the one that had saved him last night, and that the high-pitched voice that seemed so cute to him before was beginning to feel grating.

But these were just mild annoyances, and besides, he had a feeling that it would all get better when they got to the school, since the boy seemed smart and at school that was what was important. And it was refreshing to see him without a false beard or gnome cap on, even if his clothing was still unusual.

It was very nice and colorful, especially considering his father and his apparent contempt for him. Perhaps his mother was more agreeable? This thought took a bit of the platypus's discomfort off of his shoulders, though it was counteracted when the boy stopped walking, turned to the platypus, and said, his bored irritation finally falling and revealing a hint of concern, "I'm almost at the school, and I doubt you're gonna be as lucky as last time."

The platypus cringed and turned as if he intended to leave, resolving to only watch from afar but nonetheless anticipating seeing the boy in class. Satisfied, the boy turned back around and continued to the school as the platypus walked only close enough to see him. Soon enough, the boy was surrounded by other children.

"Nice outfit, Heinrike!" a boy yelled sarcastically, and the platypus quickly looked to him and saw that he was looking at his boy. He glared, knowing that he wouldn't be seen and wondering what the insult even meant.

"Oh yeah, never heard that one before, very clever," his boy said, seemingly unfazed and surprising the platypus with an odd maturity.

The boy looked at him in confusion and elbowed one of the boys next to him, some lackey, presumably, who teased, "Where are you going, off to a slumber party?"

"Yes, a slumber party in the middle of the day at the school building. How did you guess?" Now both of the boys looked confused and slightly irritated as a Perry sighed in relaxation. Apparently without his father's shadow leering over him, the boy could fend for himself.

"That's a dress! You're a girl!"

Everyone began laughing when the boy was unable to come up with a comeback to such a direct statement. The platypus steamed as he came to the resolution that the boy's mother was just as unlikable as his father and that he couldn't wait to at least see the boy in class rattling off smart answers like he knew he would.

The bell rung and everyone shuffled through the door into the classroom. The platypus dove to a few windows until he found the one with the boy's class. Thankfully, the building was only one story high.

When he reached the right classroom, the children, including the boy, were already sitting at their desks. The teacher looked at a sheet and read off of it, squinting unsurely, "Heinz Diff…Duff…Doff…"

The boy rolled his eyes and corrected him, saying, "Heinz Doofenshmirtz." The platypus perked up at finally having a name to attach to the boy and stored it in his memory.

"Do you have the homework?"

"Yes, sir."

Sounding almost disappointed, the teacher accusatorially asked, "What was the answer to number four?"

"Uh…" he looked at his sheet before brightening and confidently answering, "One solution to the shaft-turning debate we are in could be for us to find an alternative and more sustainable energy source instead of goat power, like solar or hydroelectric generators. Or, I dunno, oil or something if that's too hard to get."

The class stared at him for a moment before beginning to laugh. The platypus skeptically raised an eyebrow. It seemed like a smart answer, especially considering that he was just a young child. He looked at the teacher, waiting for him to reprimand the students, only to see him laughing as well.

Slowly, the class quieted down and the teacher became calmer, wiping a tear from laughter from his eye. "I can guess you did not do the reading, Doffleshirtz."

"Y-yes I did!"

"If you did, you would have seen the sentence at the end of section three. 'There is no way to end the shaft-turning debate other than by the left side caving to our superior right side's method.'"

"Well, yeah, but I just-"

"You aren't saying our books are wrong, are you? That you know better than the writers who did years of research?"

"N-no, sir." The platypus continued to look, feeling sick and knowing that without the boy's permission, he could do nothing but watch. Feeling a bit guilty, he decided that it would be okay for him to leave for a while. The boy had said he wouldn't feed him, after all, and he was starting to get hungry.

As he'd expected, winter's beginnings had made food scarce, and so he was hard pressed to find anything, especially when his mind was preoccupied by the boy and wondering if he was alright. Humans, he had noticed from observation, tended to be fragile, and in the short time that he had watched the boy he seemed to be at what most of them would consider their limit.

These thoughts were not well suited to staying focused, of course, which meant that his typical meal of leftover human food was not an option. He found himself moving too slowly to sneak through open doors and even came close to being seen. Growing more hungry as well as impatient, he eventually gave up on his typical food source and stepped away from the houses to the wilderness-filled dirt road where he would find another option, however much he disliked the prospect of turning to it.

Bugs.

It was considerably easier to find grubs than any better food, especially since the village was not well known for its upkeep. He ate one and resisted the urge to gag at the relatively unfamiliar source of nutrition before his hunger overwhelmed his civilized manner and he kept searching for more.

After a few more disappointing hours, the platypus traced his way back to the school in time to see children shuffling out. Among them, he saw a drained Heinz looking around before breathing a sigh of relief. "Looks like he came to his senses and went back to his home."

Before the platypus could indignantly show himself, he heard a voice that was still ringing in his ear from earlier in the day, mocking in that same infuriating way, "Look at this dummy! He got the homework wrong, and now he's talking to himself!"

The platypus involuntarily snarled, surprising even himself with his anger, but somehow resisted the urge to interfere.

"Leave me alone," Heinz said with a quiet grumble, trying to walk away only to have his way blocked. He gave a quiet gasp as one of the boys pushed him and began to laugh.

With the gasp, the boys only laughed harder and pushed him again. The platypus flinched before growling threateningly, causing the bullies to glance away from the boy in confusion.

He jumped out in front of the boy, much to the surprise of the bullies. He looked back to grin at Heinz, who just stared with his mouth open, before turning back to the bullies and snarling.

"Wh-wh-what is that thing?" the voice said, suddenly so meek and pathetic that the platypus almost laughed.

"It must be some sort of demon!" one of his minions added with a shaking voice.

"Quick, run before it bites us!"

The bullies quickly ran away, all yelling in terror as Heinz just looked at him.

They stared at each other for a while before Heinz gave a tiny smile and gestured for the platypus to come closer. The platypus gratefully came up to him and felt himself being lifted up and carried in the boy's small arms until they reached the boy's house. "Stay here until night," the boy whispered as he left the platypus on the doorstep.

The platypus rushed to the window to see the boy sit down at the kitchen table and open his books, starting on his homework, and the platypus swelled with something that could be considered a mix of pride and pain that he was still trying after the disaster that was class.

Apparently he wasn't as fragile as the platypus had figured.

While he worked, a woman who could be assumed to be his mother stirred a pot that smelled absolutely marvelous. "I'm making your brother's dinner," she said sternly, "be sure to stay out of the way." The boy nodded noncommittally and the platypus narrowed her eyes at her, his suspicions that she was as unlikable as her husband confirmed.

"Mother," the boy said in a tiny voice, breaking the silence and causing his mother to glance toward him absentmindedly, "I was wondering if I could have a pet."

She regarded the question for a while until turning back to the meal and stirring it, asking tiredly, "What sort of pet?"

Childishly enthusiastic, he said in a voice attempting to sound yielding, "Well…maybe a duck. Or a beaver. Or something like that."

"Those are wild animals," she instantly replied, this time not looking up. "They don't make good pets."

Apparently confused by the statement, he shook his head and, as if clarifying an unsure point, he asked, "What about a really smart one?"

"Stop asking such stupid questions. You can't domesticate a beaver or a duck."

Heinz's hopeful face turned complacent as he nodded disappointedly, looking back to his homework before glancing out of the window.

The platypus grinned at him from out of the window and the small smile spread on Heinz's small face again.