after they were naked, then ariel and eric started to…..well, yeah. i watched them.

"eric, what are we doing?" ariel asked.

"having sex," he said.

"what is that?' she said confused, (cuz mermaids have fins and they can't do it).

"let me show you" he said. he then put it in. she screamed really loud.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" she yelled.

"its how we make babies" said eric. he was so cute with black hair and bleu eyes. i was jelous of ariel, he was so hot.

"no! thats not how you make babies! first i lay eggs and then you do something and then babies are made!"

"thats how its made for mermaids obviously my dear ariel," he said so handsome.

"i'll have sex with you!" i said without them hearing me.

ariel looked scared. for a bit, i thought that she heard me but then she said, "eric, i need a bit of time to get used to this new concept."

"yeah sure my pet," he replied lovingly.

WTF? she had eric and she wanted to WAIT! I was so mad i left and went to see the other disney couple i wanted to see. I went to see hercules and his girlfriend.