Porcelain Doll Rules
A/N: This may be the fastest I've ever updated any fanfic. But I have so many ideas for this one I just have to get them out as soon as possible. Remember to R&R (Read & Review)
Now the rules will be in random order
Warning: Language; people this story does have Hidan in it.
Disclaimer: I wish I owned this stuff; but wishes don't come true do they?
Rule 39: Don't neglect your doll. They are very sensitive creatures and need lots of attention or else they'll do something unexpected.
"Ugh" Hidan groaned as he walked into the house. Day after his 16th birthday and he still had to borrow rides or take the bus since his parents wouldn't buy him a car. "Cheap ass motherfuckers," he mumbled angrily kicking his shoes off and heading upstairs.
Walking up the steps and heading towards his room; he wasn't prepared for what happened when he opened his door. "The fuck," he yelled looking around his room. It was a mess, a actually mess. It was as if someone raid all his belongings; his clothes were throwing on the floor, his bed unmade, writing on the walls, and a bunch of his stuff was damaged. Like a bunch of deranged four old year came in and had a party or something.
Hidan then heard a noise coming from his parents room; was the crazy bastard still here. He went into the room and sure enough it was destroyed. Who could do such a thing, who would do such a thing? He got his answer when a book came flying past his head.
Hidan turned around to see Itachi staring at him; confused. "You're back," he stated. Hidan blinked at him both confused and angry, "did you do this?" He clenched his teeth and fist together; if he got the answer to the question he already knew, he was going to punch him.
" You left me." was all he received from Itachi. "What do you mean I left you," Hidan was beginning to shout; he was about to be in so much trouble because of what this bastard did. Itachi lowered his head and looked down at the ground, 'you're mad at, aren't you?"
Hidan's eye twitched, was this guy serious. Apparently he was cause next thing Hidan knew Itachi had turned back into a doll and was looking up at him with puppy like eyes. "I got bored and lonely," he said raising his arms up. It was clear that he wanted to be picked up. Hidan looked down at him like he wanted to kick him.
Sigh reluctantly, he picked the overly sensitive doll up and automatically felt him latch onto his arm. "Was this really necessary," he asked sighing. Itachi made this humming noise, "I was decorating. But there was too many stuff, so I had to get rid of some of it." Decorating, seriously? Hidan set Itachi down and received a disappointed cry. Itachi lifted his arms up again.
"No," Hidan said firmly, ignoring his glassy teary eyes. "You are going to help me clean this place up, before my parents get home." Itachi looked at him confused. "You heard me. Now hurry up and turn back human." Hidan stated looking around the room, "we've got a lot of work to do, and it's going to take forever if you're in doll form"
After getting Itachi to turn back human, they beginning to clean up the house. Turns out it wasn't as mess as Hidan expected. No, it was way worse. Books torn, vases and plates broken, food spilled out, and everything in between. "The fuck is wrong with you?" Hidan asked as he for the fifth time in a row, scrub the walls. "I said 'sorry'. What else do you want from me?" Itachi said as he scrubbed the floor.
"I want you to stop being so destructive and childish." Hidan retorted back. Itachi looked up at him and pouted, "well then stop leaving me alone. It's so boring here." Hidan rolled his eyes, "well for fuck's sake. What do you suggest you can do while I'm at school."
"Take me with you." Itachi stated. Hidan stopped at the statement; take him to school with him. "As a doll or as a human," he asked steadily worried about the answer he'd receive. "Doesn't matter, just stop ignoring me." Well, that answer sort of worked for him. If he could bring him as a human, he could be introduced as a new student. Better than bringing a doll to school; after all he had a reputation to keep up.
"Fine," Hidan said sighing. "You can come to school with me; just stop fucking shit up here. Next time you do; I'm shattering your ass." Itachi seemed not to pay any attention to that last part as he embraced Hidan in a tight embrace.
Rule 39: Don't neglect your doll. They are very sensitive creatures and need lots of attention or else they'll do something unexpected.
Hidan- Aw, his feelings got hurt. The fuck, who cares. Apparently I do cause I'm stuck here clean up his mess. For fuck's sake Itachi; stop acting like such a brat. Now I got to take him to school with me. Jashin give me strength.
A/N: That was fun. And soon coming up you guys get to see how Itachi is at school. But not next chapter though; I have a special plan for that one. One that involves a shower. But you'll just have to keep reading to find out what's going to happen with this story. Remember to always review.
