Disclaimer in first part.
A/N: Sorry it has taken so long for me to update, I hope the next chapter wont take as long as this.
The part about the viruses actually came about as I was watching my computers anti-virus do it's job. So the numbers are depressingly accurate!
I also can't understand why fanfiction net won't let me put at signs and dots in my email addresses!? so ignore it... it's not my fault, I don't want to get sued or taken off the side so you can use your imagination to figure out whos fault it is!
Anyway hope you all enjoy, Enough to feedback I'm praying :D
Fisher
Date: 16-06-03 15.17.36
From: Daniel Jackson Greektragedy fastmail net
Subject: Good luck
To: T' Murry Tmaster fastmail net
Teal'c,
Well I do hope by the time they return from the mission they have both made friends. Maybe they will be able to take their anger out on Fieldman - Starting to feel slightly sorry for the guy now.
I may take your advice in avoiding Jack (last time I helped... well you know what happened) I'm sure Sam would never do anything to me. I think I will ring Janet to find out what is going on, Sam usually tells Janet everything.
Keep me apprised Teal'c
Daniel.
Chat Log Date:
16-06-03 22.01.43Jack
gonefishin fastmail netLight Headed
Greektragedy fastmail netLight Headed:
Jack?Jack:
Yes?Light Headed:
Unusual name for youJack:
It's my nameLight Headed:
never mind, How are you?Jack:
FineLight Headed:
You sure?Jack:
YesLight Headed:
Looking forward to tomorrow?Jack:
NoLight Headed:
Are you coming to see me before you leave?Jack:
NoLight Headed:
Why?Jack:
TiredLight Headed:
Are you sure you're ok?Jack:
YesLight Headed:
How's Teal'c?Jack:
Not sure, He's avoiding meLight Headed:
Oh... How's Sam?Jack:
How the hell should I know?Light Headed:
You usually doJack:
Do notLight Headed:
Do too!Jack:
Not!!Light Headed:
Jack, this is just 'slightly' immatureJack:
Your point?Light Headed:
Why aren't you speaking to Sam?Jack:
I would have thought you would know thatLight Headed:
I haven't been able to talk to Janet yetJack:
Janet?Light Headed:
Dr. FrasierJack:
I know WHO she is, I thought Carter would have told youLight Headed:
No, Sam isn't speaking to meJack:
Oh?Light Headed:
Don't Oh me... Actually, she's online now!Jack:
Don't add her!Added Major MajorC fastmail net
Light Headed:
Hey Sam!Major:
HelloLight Headed:
How are you?Major:
FineJack:
What are you doing on here anyway? Shouldn't you be finding more things to blame on me?Major:
That would be a waste of my timeJack:
And what is that supposed to meanLight Headed:
GUYS!Major:
I'm no guy DanielMajor is Offline
Jack:
Rude!Light Headed:
Jack!!!Jack:
What?Light Headed:
That was the first time I've had chance to talk to SamJack:
So?Light Headed:
God, She's right, You are an ass!Jack:
She said that?Light Headed:
NoJack:
Don't lie Daniel you terrible at it!Light Headed:
I'm not lying!Jack:
Liar! That's it I'm officially angryLight Headed:
Officially?Jack:
Don't Start!Light Headed:
Fine, don't mention this to SamJack:
I'll do damn well more than just mentionLight Headed:
Does that make sense?Jack:
Daniel?Light Headed:
Yes?Jack:
I don't careLight Headed:
You shouldJack:
Why?Light Headed:
Well, for a start Sam's angryJack:
So, so am I and you don't seem to careLight Headed:
Sam's scarier!Jack:
OkLight Headed:
She is!Jack:
I didn't disagreeLight Headed:
Yes but you didn't agreeJack:
TrueLight Headed:
God, you're irritatingJack:
Which?Light Headed:
Which what?Jack:
God!Light Headed:
All of them!Jack:
What are you doing now?Light Headed:
Lying in bedJack:
Daniel!Light Headed:
I'm running my virus detectorJack:
Ah I wondered why you were taking so long to answer meLight Headed:
I know, it's being very slowJack:
So how many so far?Light Headed:
How many what?Jack:
Sure it's not you being slow instead of the laptop?Light Headed:
Oh Viruses?Jack:
Well Ya!Light Headed:
74 so farJack:
74!!!Light Headed:
What?Jack:
Don't you ever check it?Light Headed:
Not reallyJack:
No wonder it's slow!Light Headed:
How many times do you check yours then?Jack:
Every few weeks!Light Headed:
OhJack:
Do you defrag?Light Headed:
What's that?Jack:
It sorts out the files on your computerLight Headed:
Oh I've never done thatJack:
You're supposed to do it every month, No wonder its crap!Light Headed:
How do you know all this?Jack:
I was told itLight Headed:
By Sam?Jack:
How many now?Light Headed:
189Jack:
189!!! Daniel! Chuck the damn thing in the bin!Light Headed:
It's not that bad, I have 246 nowJack:
Bin time I think! No good byes just bin it!Light Headed:
322 nowJack:
Daniel are you even telling the truth now?Light Headed:
Yes, unfortunately.Jack:
What about now?Light Headed:
Oh it's just finished; I had 322 it removed all but oneJack:
Ah, so you only actually have one virusLight Headed:
YesJack:
Fine, Well I have none - it's a bug free zoneLight Headed:
Right... ParadiseJack:
Shouldn't you be getting some rest?Light Headed:
No I'm rest-less, shouldn't you?Jack:
Lol, yes my beauty sleep beckonsLight Headed:
Well if you're going now I hope tomorrow goes wellJack:
Ya sureLight Headed:
Don't kill each otherJack:
Ya betchaLight Headed:
Jack?Jack:
Yes?Light Headed:
See you when you get backJack:
Ya, I'll come visitLight Headed:
OkJack:
Get some restLight Headed:
I can't I'm too hotJack:
Well go sit in your fridge, I don't care just don't stay on your laptop all night you nee what's left of Your eye sight.Light Headed:
Ok, bye JackJack:
Bye DanielDate: 16-06-03 23.34.21
From: Daniel Jackson Greektragedy fastmail net
Subject: Sweet Dreams
To: Samantha Carter MajorC fastmail net
Dear Sam,
I hope you are well, I also hope you are ok on your mission tomorrow.
Please could you ring me either before you leave or when you return home?
I am going to attempt to sleep now; I wish you sweet dreams.
Love Daniel
P.S I'm always here to talk if you need me.
Date: 16-06-03 23.37.32
From: Daniel Jackson Greektragedy fastmail net
Subject: Tired and weary
To: Jack O'Neill gonefishin fastmail net
Dear Jack,
I am guessing you will be asleep already in preparation for your upcoming mission.
As you can see I am still unable to sleep.
Have fun,
Remember to come visit when you return.
See you soon.
Daniel
P.S I defragged!
Date: 16-06-03 23.43.15
From: Daniel Jackson Greektragedy fastmail net
Subject: Ring, Ring
To: Janet Frasier Whatsupdoc fastmail net
Dear Janet,
How are you? It feels weird not being at the base. I hope things have been going smoothly.
What has been going on between Sam and Jack then? I have been getting my information from Teal'c who, as you know, is not very forthcoming with information.
You really need to get your phone sorted out! I haven't been able to talk to you lately.
How is Cassie doing, Well I hope?
Anyway email me back soon or ring me!
Love Daniel.
P.S Ton nosen ego Janet!
