Random Evil Psycho: Hey people if you enjoyed the last chapter of madness then you'll love this one even more….. Well I hope anyway. Now I don't own Yugioh (remember my chocolate house…ah….. remember!?!?) or any other little things I don't own that I didn't mention here. So enjoy!!!!

When Yami's Attack

Chapter 2 – Bow down and worship...

"This is Bakura your god!!! So you better start treating me like one!!" Bakura glared at Marik, "Now bow down and worship my HAIRCUT!!!!!!! Yes my haircut!!! Only a god could pull of this haircut!!!"

"Um...Bakura." said Yami in a worried tone, "Don't you think you're taking this too far?"

"What are you talking about boy!!!" yelled Bakura and looked at Yami as though he was some little child trying to tell him what to do.

"Yeah." sniggered Marik at Yami, "Next you'll be telling us pigs can't fly and that trying to take over the world is insane or something."

"Ah, Marik…" Questioned Yami, "Pigs can't fly and trying to take over the world is TOTALLY INSANE!!!!!"

While Marik argued with Yami at the fact that pigs could fly, trying to take over the world is not even the slight bit insane and anyone who didn't know this was an idiot, Bakura stood and watched the two carry on like a pack of school girls till he'd had enough.

"Will you two shut up!!!" screamed Bakura.

There was a long silence, a very long silence, suddenly a noise disturbed the very silent silence, It was a squirrel munching loudly on an over sized nut.

BANG!!!! There was a loud noise of a spanner hitting the concrete barely missing the poor squirrel which made the quick decision of abandoning its nut and running to the safety of a near by bush.

"Damn!!!" said Marik in a Hillbilly tone.

Suddenly there was the sound of a banjo playing weird sounding country in the back round. Bakura spun around to see the source of the noise. Yami had (from somewhere that we will never know) got a banjo and had started playing it while Marik danced around. The two of them looked like random country hobos. Bakura looked angry yet disturbed at Yami and Marik, he felt like pushing them of the building of which they where standing on the roof of. Yami immediately stopped playing, but Marik kept dancing and singing till he realised that Yami had stopped. As he realised this his singing started to stop and sounded like a record stopping. Bakura shuddered. Suddenly they turned to a big TV screen on the side of a near by building (like those big screens on the MIB music video thingy if you've ever seen it.). A smile spread across Bakura and Marik's face as a familiar furry yellow creature appeared on the screen.

Random Evil Psycho: I totally agree with Marik, Trying to take over the world is so not insane right!?!?!? Yeah, I'm sane……. Really!!!! Anyway please review…… I like reviews….MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Not psycho…….Oh and no squirrels were harmed in the making of this story.