Aaaand here is Chapta 2!
A HUGE thank you to ChaosAndMayhem. The review let me write this better :D
I know everyone is probably thinking, "T-T-Today, junior. Get on with the chlorophyl."
2 Things. 1, I spelled that wrong, and 2, if you got the reference I love you. On with the story.
Spy found the RED Heavy near their respawn, following their Pyro. Hmm, thought Spy. Maybe he found the Medic corpse with a bloody gash in his back, and figured there was a Spy.
He thinks clinging to a Pyro will save him? Hon hon hon. I wish that God gave him a better brain.
The Spy gave his Cloak and Dagger a rest and chose his Dead Ringer. He ran up to the Heavy/Pyro duo.
Spy chuckled inside his head. He had this Pyro right where he wanted him...her.
...It.
He quickly grabbed the Pyro's Axe from his belt before the Firebug could pull his Flamethrower out, and swung it down on the Pyro's head. Before the Heavy could do anything to help Pyro, the Spy threw a punch into his gut, knocking the Giant off balance. Spy began chortling loudly as the Heavy fell, grunting as he hit the ground. The Spy pulled out his Ambassador and shot him in the cranium before he could raise himself up from the soft earth.
Spy turned around just in time to see an Ambassador with RED coloring pointed at his face. He quickly pulled his Dead Ringer out behind his back before he was "Headshot".
Zhat was close. I need to improve my senses.
He watched the RED laugh and chuckle in his own voice from a few meters away. He submerged himself in a nearby pool of water to muffle the loud decloaking sound of his Dead Ringer, and emerged to find the RED leaning over his fake corpse. He crept up behind him, balisong knife risen.
"You are an amateur, and a fool." Said the RED Spy as he leaned over the corpse. As he went to move it, the corpse turned out to be permeable to his hands.
As he realized corpses aren't like that, a knife was placed in his back.
"I'll see you later...you handsome rogue."
Spy ran off to find the Black Scottish Cyclops.
Spy found him slouched under the CP Platform. The Demoman had numerous Scrumpy bottles piled around him, and he somehow sensed the Spy's presence despite his Invisibility Watch being activated.
"Aye, Spook. I know tha' you're ou' there, an' I dunnae care wha' ye do teh me. I don' stand a chance in hell against ya."
Sighing, Spy uncloaked and pointed his Ambassador right at the Demoman.
"Aye, lad...make it quick, please..."
"But of course, mon ami. Je te vois audessus de."
Boom.
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Silence.
"Me prendre maintenant, et pardonne mes peches."
BOOM.
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Silence.
Yup. He shot himself. My attempt at character development in a two-shot. Thanks for reading, though, I feel like it sucks.
