Lucario is at his house alone. He has a collection of Sega Genesis/Mega Drive games and game consoles from Sega.
He has a Sega Mark III (the Japanese equivalent of the Master System) with Sonic the Hedgehog in it.
He has a Sega Master System, with Sonic the Hedgehog 2 in it.
He has a Master System II (PAL) with Sonic the Hedgehog built-in and Sonic Chaos in it.
He has a Sega Game Gear with Sonic Triple Trouble in it.
He has a Japanese Mega Drive with Sonic the Hedgehog in it.
He has a Japanese Mega Drive Model 2 with a Sega CD attached and Sonic CD in it.
He has a Sega Genesis with a Power Base Converter attached and Sonic Blast in it.
He has a Sega Genesis Model 2 with Sonic the Hedgehog 2 with Sonic & Knuckles attached in it.
He has a Sega Genesis Model 3 with Sonic the Hedgehog 3 with Sonic & Knuckles attached in it.
He has a PAL Mega Drive with a 32X attached and Knuckles' Chaotix in it.
He has a PAL Mega Drive Model 2 with Sonic Spinball in it.
He has a Sega CD-X with Sonic Megamix in it.
He has a Sega Nomad with Sonic 3D Blast in it.
He has a Sega Saturn with Sonic Jam in it.
He has a Sega Dreamcast with Sonic Adventure in it.

Lucario: "I have all these Sonic games and all these Sega Consoles, I have faith in that Blue Hedgehog But sadly I have nobody to play with and I want so share my experience with my friends. But everybody I meet laugh at me in disgust. Gallade tells me that Mario is better than Sonic. Blaziken yells at me whenever I play all the time. and Pikachu plays faster than me. Today is the day that I'm going to reign supreme!"

Lucario still brags about being lonely. He's an orphan. He starts by making a phone call.

[Phone rings]
Blaziken: "Hello?"
Lucario: "Hey, would you mind playing games with me?"
Blaziken: "No can do. I am busy. Call again later."
Lucario: "Fine."

Lucario: "I'll try another-" Lucario suddenly had a distress call. "Ugh, could it be that Gothitelle wants me."
[ Lucario starts to go out the door and he discovers five games and two systems ]
Lucario: "What's this? A Retro Duo, a Famicom Adapter, and a Game Boy Advance? and five Sonic games? What's this? A letter... FROM SONIC THE HEDGEHOG HIMSELF?! AWESOME!"
[Reads letter]: "Dear avid Sonic gamer. You have lots of games and consoles from Sega. You should be grateful of yourself. But there are a few Sonic games you haven't even heard of, and they are on consoles you don't even own yet. After you read this letter, look to your right and find me. Signed, Sonic the Hedgehog."
[Lucario looks to his right and finds Sonic the Hedgehog]
Lucario: "Hi there Sonic."
Sonic: "Hey there, Lucario."
Lucario: "What a pleasant surprise!"
Sonic: "Let's play these awesome games you got."
Lucario: "Okay, let's do this!"
[ Sets up the Retro Duo and puts the Sonic the Hedgehog Famicom game with the Famicom Adapter attached into the Retro Duo NES slot and the Sonic the Hedgehog SNES game in the Retro Duo SNES slot and slides the power switch up. ]
Lucario: "Spring Yard Zone? Doesn't it usually start with Green Hill Zone? I died just in a few seconds. Let's try again."
Sonic: "The controls are the same as always."
Lucario: "I don't remember that enemy being there."
Sonic: "This is why 8-bit games and 16-bit games are usually different games."
Lucario: "I have no rings and I'm down to my last life and have to avoid the spiked balls."
[Gets hit by a spiked ball - game over]
Lucario: "Dang it! I could not do it! Stupid controls!"
[slides power switch down ]
Lucario: "Hey, this song sounds familiar..."
[SONEEK! SONEEK! ]
Lucario: Hmm...
[flashback] "Gallade: Kirlia, the speed shoes are like from Sonic."
[¡Andale! ¡Andale!]
Lucario: "These jumps I have to master and the life is hearts instead of rings. Like on High Seas Havoc."
[MARIO!]
Lucario: "Why is Mario in a Sonic game?"
[flashback] "Gallade: The mice are in cages. Free them."
[¡Gracias!]
Lucario: "I made it to the next level."

Moments later after the boss, the game crashes.

Lucario: "This is not a Sonic game, this is in fact a Speedy Gonzales game. And the Famicom game is a back-port."
Sonic: "Try this one."
Lucario: "Sonic 3D Blast 5. The controls are worse I am afraid. Dag-nab-bit!"
[Gets knocked into the rings, but dies the next hit]
Lucario: "That's not fair! The ring counter resets to zero after landing from damage. In the other games when you are hit, the rings fly out so you can collect them. So let us play another one. Sonic Adventure 7."
Sonic: "Good luck."
Lucarrio: "There's a platform missing. I Can't get across!"
Sonic: "Well..."
Lucario: "Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis can't be as bad as the others. Because it has the seal from… Nintendo? Let's try it!"
[SEGA! - MIDI style music plays]
Lucario: "The music's been butchered. And the gameplay is slow, and the sounds are bad."
Sonic: "Just like other games ported to the Game Boy Advance."
[Falls though blocks and dies]
Lucario: "And it's riddled with glitches. The first battle with Eggman is too easy!"
Sonic: "How do you like them?"
Lucario: "THEY'RE ALL TERRIBLE!"
Sonic: "What?"
Lucario: "You said they were awesome you lying SON OF A GUN!"
[Throws the Game Boy Advance to Sonic]
Sonic: That is it! I am out of here!
Lucario: "Get back here you little-"
[Lucario charges at Sonic and uses Metal Claw]
Lucario: "I'll tear the hairs off your back, Mr. needle mouse!"
[Lucario continues attacking, but to his surprise, it is just a Weavile in disguise.]
Weavile: "Ugh, when I almost had you fooled..."
Lucario: "Get away from me, you reject!"
Weavile: "Not 'til I steal your games and systems!"
Lucario: "You leave me with no choice."
[Lucario fires an Aura Sphere at Weavile, knocking him out]
Lucario: "That's what you get for picking on the Wrong Pokémon."
[Lucario takes Weavile with him outside, locking the door, and drives away from him]
Lucario: "I got to tell Gothitelle."

[Lucario drive up to Gothitelle's palace]

Lucario: "Sorry I'm late, Gothitelle."
Gothitelle: "I was worried about you! There are things I am going to tell you. Watch out for counterfeit games."
[Lucario shows letter to Gothitelle and she reads it]: "Dear avid Sonic gamer. You have lots of games and consoles from Sega. You should be grateful of yourself. But there are a few Sonic games you haven't even heard of, and they are on consoles you don't even own yet."
Lucario: "Well, I brought these games."
Gothitelle: "How could you? These are the ones I'm talking about!"
Lucario: "I didn't know!"
Gothitelle: "Reuniclus, take care of him!"
[Reuniclus uses Psychic to throw Lucario out the door]
Reuniclus: "Now what"
Gothitelle: "Throw the games into the fire!"
[Reuniclus uses Psychic to throw the games into the fireplace, burning them]
Gothitelle: "I hate the smell of burnt plastic in the morning."

?: Shoot! I cannot believe it! Weavile tried to fool Lucario into believing that he is Sonic. However, I have another plan.

Who is this mysterious Pokémon? What new dangers lurk our avid gamers?
Find out in Chapter 3 - Out of This Game.

Sonic the Hedgehog SNES is a lazy hack of Speedy Gonzales: Los Gatos Banditos.