Harry woke up one day. Then Voldemort came and killed him, but he didn't really die, because if he had all the Harry Potter Stories would end. Then he saved the world, and went to bed, to rest for a busy day tomorrow.

The End
Now to the real story...
It was friday of the first week of school back at Hogwarts, and Quiditch practice had begun. The griffindor team arrived and walked to get their brooms, but something odd was going on, because one of the brooms was missing, Freds to be exact. But that doesn't matter.

"You probably just misplaced it," Harry said logically. And perfectly because he was the amazing boy who lived. And every one agreed with him, because the author said so.

They had Fred borrow another broom and went along the practice as usual. But the next day, there was another broom dissappearance. This time it was a Ravenclaws broom. Then a Hufflepuffs and then griffindor. However, not at any point had a Slytherin's broom dissappeared, which made every one suspicious.

Finnally, Dumbledore randomly, and unluckily for him, stumbled upon the answer to this plaguing mystery. The author had taken them, because she wanted the Slytherin team to win. Unfortunately for Dumbledore, the author had to kill him because he was just plain annoying. But before he died, Draco Malfoy found him. Dumbledore told him where the brooms went. To this Draco Malfoy shrugged.

"I'm the authors favorite, don't you know." With that Dumbledore died of shock(had to kill him in a fun way) and Malfoy kicked him(yea!) and walked away, keeping the secret with him forever.

But then Hermione stuck her nose in where it didn't belong, not only because the brooms were disappearing, because she really didn't care about that, but because Dumbledore died trying to find out where they went.

She went to where Dumbledore was found dead from shock, and magicly(of course) managed to find out the answer to this, a most interesting dilema. But, most unfortunately for her, the author then had to kill her too. Suddenly, Harry Potter walked out from the shadows and killed her because he wanted to be the only one who knew the secret. But someone caught him on video tape and he was sent to Azkaban until the end of the world, or 35 years, whichever came first.

Finnally the author got really bored and decided to end the story swiftly and simply. She turned all the remaining charecters into fluffy, bouncing ferrets. Except for Draco Malfoy, because

"I'M THE AUTHOR'S FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Draco yelled out a window.

"Yes, yes indeed you are," replied the author, "but you don't have to yell it because I hear all and know all."

"Oh yeah? What am I thinking now?" Draco said smugly.

The author paused for a moment then spoke, "You're thinking about Mr.Cuddles, your favorite little stuffed animal that you sleep with every night!" The author laughed from up above.

Draco looked very embarassed for a moment before realizing two things:
1. Every one was ferrets so they couldn't tease him mercilessly for it,

And!!!

2. That wasn't what he was thinking about.

"Ha!" yelled Draco,"You were wrong!"

"Yeah, but my answer was more fun! And it was the truth!" replied the author.

With that the author declared the story tbc and left to go on a walk, enjoy some vanilla ice cream and listen to music.