There was a knock at the door. Levi opened his eyes.
"Come in" he called.
Tom the barman walked in.
"Oh, hey Tom"
"Would you like a croissant" Tom asked.
"No thanks, you got any cheese grits?"
"No sir, I've never heard of grits"
"Dang" Levi thought "I need to be back in Georgia"
"Shouldn't you be getting up?" Tom said "The Leaky Cauldron gets loud in about 5 seconds."
As if on cue, a loud rumbling came from below.
"Yea I do", Levi replied "I have to go to Diagern, well Dia –something-or-other Alley to get my books."
"Well I will go , but one last thing"
"yes sir?"
"Your cat is peeing on my leg"
"Dang it!" Levi screamed "Gravy, get over here and pee on the paper!"
