Day 2

Day 2

Orochimaru walked in the auditorium. Jiraiya glared at him. "Man, you're late!" he yelled. "Woman, I'm tired! Don't

nag me!" said Orochimaru, annoyed. They were about to fight again, until Tsunade socked them both in the face. "Let's

just get this over with." said Tsunade. "First up, Kiba and his amazing puppy, Akumaru!" said the ninja on stage. Kiba

walked onto the stage in a ringmaster's outfit. He started, "Hello every-!" "Gay! Next!" yelled Orochimaru. "Wait! Let me

finish!!"

said Kiba. "Akumaru, come on out!" Akumaru walked out, proudly. "My amazing dog will jump through this hoop!!" Kiba

pulled out a hoop. Akumaru jumped through it easily. "Ta-da!" said Kiba, happily. Jiraiya clapped his hands lightly. "Next!"

yelled Orochimaru and Tsunade, together. They walked off the stage, sadly.

"Up next, Sasuke!!" said the ninja. Sasuke walked onto the stage, coolly. "What's your talent?" asked Jiraiya.

"And make sure it isn't as bad as last year." said Tsunade. "What's your talent" asked Jiraiya. "I like making myself bleed."

said Sasuke, pulling out a kunai. The judges threw up that day. "Look, that was a phase!" protested Sasuke. "Emo is not a

phase!" said Orochimaru. "Whatever, phoenix flower jutsu!" said Sasuke, and fire flared out of his mouth and brought

down the curtains. The judges stood. "Made you stand up, didn't I?" said Sasuke, proud of himself. "Your pants are on fire."

said Tsunade. Sasuke screamed and started rolling on the stage. "Don't worry, you're in the competition." said Orochimaru.

"Yahoo!" said Sasuke, and kept rolling.

"Our next act is Ino!" said the ninja. She ran on the stage. "I can get in the show, just by sitting here." she said.

"How do you suppose you do that?" asked Orochimaru, with a raised eyebrow. "Mind transfer jutsu!" she yelled and fell

over. She took over Orochimaru's head. "I love this girl!! Put her in! Put her in! Put her in! Come on, say it with me!" yelled

Orochimaru. The other two judges shook their heads. Ino suddenly got her mind back. "Do you think that petty jutsu would

work on me?!" yelled Orochimaru. "Disqualified!" Ino walked off sadly.

"I'm getting bored." said Orochimaru. "Same here, can we get a pizza or something?" asked Jiraiya. "Quit whining!"

yelled Tsunade. "Up next, Sakura!" said the ninja. Sakura walked onto the stage. She wore a magician's hat. "I'll be doing

magic tricks! Tsunade, lift your right foot!" said Sakura. Tsunade shrugged. She lifted her foot. An invisible string was

pulled. Two logs came out of nowhere. They all ducked and nearly dodged the smashing logs. "What the crap?!" yelled

Tsunade. "I've set traps everywhere around your table, like in the forest of death!" she said, happily. Orochimaru twitched

his hand and fifty kunai went flying at him. "Ep!" he yelled. He ducked under the table. The other two judges laughed. Then

they heard beeping. They looked under the table and saw two bombs under their table. They were sound activated. They

started to run, but it was too late. BOOM! The judges went flying. "Is…cough… that it?" asked Orochimaru. "Yep!" said

Sakura. "Even though it was very painful, you're in." said Tsunade. She jumped in the air and cheered.

"Our final act of the day is Naruto!" said the ninja. Naruto jumped out onto the stage. "Good! You saved the best

for last!" yelled Naruto. "Please, do something different." said Tsunade. "All right!" yelled Naruto, "MULTI shadow clone

jutsu!" The room was filled with Naruto clones. "That's not what I meant!" yelled Tsunade. "This is your fault!" yelled a

Naruto clone. "Whatever!" another clone yelled. Suddenly, a big fight started. After an hour, the real Naruto stood,

completely beat up. "I have to admit, that was entertaining. You're in!" said Orochimaru. Naruto cheered.

The three judges walked out. "So we have our uh… 5 contestants (email me if I got it wrong)." said Jiraiya. "I

hated the auditions, I'm gonna hate the real thing." said Orochimaru. "Perk up, we have till tomorrow to relax. Let's get a

wine or something." said Tsunade. "Sorry, I have to get home or I get stoned by locals." said Orochimaru. They walked out

of the auditorium.


Sorry the chapter wasn't as long as before. That's the end of the try outs! The real Competition is next!!