Disclaimer: Yeah :P not mine.
Author's Note: Just beware, this chapter has been awarded the idiocy award for insanity. You've been warned..
Chapter Two:
Abby looked around. "Oh no.. oh no.." she said, waving her arms frantically.
Ziva, McGee, and Tony all looked at her. "What is it?" they all asked simultaneously.
"I have to pee.." she explained.
Ziva backed away to the corner, Tony stepped back with Ziva, and McGee offered Abby an empty bottle.
Abby took the bottle and looked at it for a second, then the rest of them.
"What?" they all asked at once.
Abby frowned. "Turn around.. I can't go with everyone watching!"
Ziva widened her eyes. "You are going to pee in a bottle?" she asked.
Abby shrugged. "When you gotta go.. you gotta go," she said. "Don't tell me you've never had to pee in an awkward place ninja girl?"
"Well.." Ziva began. "Not in a bottle.." she explained.
Abby grinned, then motioned for them all to turn around.
They all did.
Psssshhhh...
Ziva twitched.
Tony shuddered.
McGee put his fingers in his ears.
Abby capped the bottle and got herself presentable again. "All better," she said.
Ziva was the first to turn around, chuckling. "What are we going to do while we wait for the elevator to start again?" she asked them.
McGee and Abby shrugged.
Tony grinned. "I have an idea.."
"What?" Ziva asked.
"Spin the bottle."
McGee and Abby backed away.
Ziva raised an eyebrow up at him. "With what? The bottle filled with urine?"
This time Tony shuddered and stepped away. "Ew.. good point," he admitted.
"Any other bright ideas?" McGee asked.
Tony just shrugged, then held up his ipod.
"NO!" McGee and Ziva shouted at once.
Tony shrugged and put the ipod away.
"Oh! Oh!" Abby raised her hand. "I have an idea!"
Everyone stared at her with looks of fear.
"I have cards.." she began. "I brought over.. OLD MAID!"
Ziva frowned. "Where in the world would you keep an old maid on you?"
Tony grinned, McGee laughed, and Abby just stared.
"It's a card game.. Zee-vah," Tony explained.
"I do not know if I wish to play with an old maid.." Ziva said with a raised eyebrow.
Abby waved her hands, :"It's not a real old maid, Ziva! It's just a silly card game.."
"Oh.." Ziva said. "Still.. I'm not very good with.. card games.." she admitted,
"Hmm.." Abby thought. "If I tell you what else I have in my bag.. you're all going to laugh at me.."
Ziva shrugged. "I will not laugh, Abby.."
"Okaaay," Abby said, pulling out a large plastic sheet.
Tony and McGee shrugged away in fear.
"Oh no.. not twister!" they both shouted.
Ziva raised an eyebrow. "Twister?" she asked. "I remember Tony asking if I was playing that with McGee and Palmer at my party.."
Abby grinned. "We're totally playing it!" she said, setting up the mat.
"I the elevator big enough?" Tony asked.
McGee shook his head. "There's no possible way."
Strangely. The mat fit.
"Weird.." Tony and McGee said.
Ziva blinked. "Why.. how big is a normal.. twister?" she asked.
Tony pointed down and Ziva looked.
"Oh.." Ziva said. "So it is not very large at all?" she asked.
McGee laughed.
"Come over and I'll show you how big it really is.."
Abby giggled and Ziva smiled.
McGee just looked shocked.
"What?" Ziva said. "The twister board?"
Tony nodded. "Yes.. the twister board."
CRASH!
"What the.." Tony yelled.
They all looked at what fell in the middle of the twister board.
"KATE?" they all yelled. Except for Ziva. Ziva seemed confused.
Kate looked around. "Uh.. hi guys.."
"You're.. dead.." McGee said.
Kate shook her head. "Nah," she told him. "Witness protection."
"What were you doing on top of the elevator?" Abby asked.
"Who would think to look for me there?" Kate asked.
"Touche.." Ziva and Tony stated simultaneously.
"Whose up for that movie now?"
"NO!!" Ziva and McGee said again.
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So, that's chapter two! Welcome home Kate! Well.. I guess technically she's been home a while if that's where she's been staying. Well, stay tuned for more idiocy, as the story SHALL continue!
-Rei
