Elz:We're live with Interview with KHR with me as the host with our guests-
Hibari: [glares at Elz] On with the show herbivore.
Elz:[flinched] H-Hai! So... we're back with the interview with the 10th Gen. Minus Ryohei-san and Gokudera-san for certain reasons. Lets continue the 'state your hated person and why'. The only one who haven't answer the question is Lambo, so Lambo please honor us your answer!
Lambo: Gyahaha! Very well, Lambo-san will tell Elz-nee-chan-
Elz: \(v)/ Yattta! Lambo-chan called be 'nee-chan'! I'ma sista, b*tch!
Everyone minus confused Lambo: (OAO'')
Tsuna: E-Elz-san?
Elz: A-Ahem... Sorry for my rudeness of my choice of words. I was overwhelm with happiness.
Lambo: What's a b*tch?
Chrome: I-Its nothing!
Elz: So, Lambo, your gracious answer?
Lambo: Well... Lambo-san hates Tako-head for being a meanie!
Elz: (OwO) … As expected. [sigh]
Lambo: Ara? Is Elz-nee-chan tired?
Elz: N-Nah... Just that... (I need a Yaoi dose to wake me up from being bored and this interview honestly needs them... Maybe I should include them next time?)
Mukuro: So? What is next, brat?
Yamamoto: Excited, huh, Mukuro.
Tsuna: (=A='') (Mukuro... He certainly is out of character...)
Elz: M'kay, Rokudo-san. So the last interview for you guys for now would be... I got no idea.
Mukuro: Oya? How irresponsible of you.
Elz: Rokudo-san... (=n=) Why don't you visit the Vongola medics? I think you need to see a doctor, especially after I will-
Tsuna: Y-You guys!
Elz: Hmph. Fine.
Chrome: A-Ano... What if we play?
Lambo: (*^*) Lambo-san wanna play!
Yamamoto: Oh? What are we playing?
Chrome: A-A play... based on Silenzioso's Lonely Lone Clam. I think its interesting...
Tsuna: E-Eh?! I can't act emotionless!
Hibari: Hn. I don't want to look weak.
Yamamoto: Plus, its incomplete. So I guess we'll play something else. How about... Red riding hood?
Elz: Psht! Don't you know that that fairy tale became ero? The big bad wolf will rape the poor red riding hood.
Lambo: Ero? Is that a food?
Hibari: We'll play Vampire. You're all the victims and I bite you all to death with my tonfa.
Elz: ...That just increase the ero level... (=A='')
Tsuna: T-Then... Tooth fairy?
Everyone minus Lambo and Yamamoto and Chrome: (=A=) (Are you kidding me? Tooth fairy?!)
Elz: Tsuna... Imagine the tooth fairy used a lame excuse of inspecting your teeth through a passionate kiss which involves tongue.
Tsuna: [horror face]
Lambo: Hitmen! Hitmen!
Elz: ...Lambo, you're so cute but seriously, Hitmen is so used up based on you guys.
Yamamoto: How about soccer?
Elz: No. I can already imagine how it turns out. A bloody mess. Plus, I can't leave Lambo out in the battlefield! The horror! What if he gets killed in the process?
Chrome: Elz-san... That is too much... [sweat dropped]
Mukuro: Kufufufu~ I have a perfect idea! I'll be the rising idol! A star! I'll be in magazine! TV! All over the globe!
Elz: I guess this will be an easier way for pineapple to take over the globe... (=A='')
Tsuna: {Mukuro...is delusional...)
Chrome: (=A='')
Hibari: Hn. Herbivore, you broke him.
Elz: Excuse me! I did nothing wrong, Hi-ba-ri-saaaan~ [glares at Hibari]
Yamamoto: Ma, ma! Don't blame poor Elz-chan!
Elz: Plus, he had been broken even before he came here! He was born to be delusional!
Mukuro: Oya? Did I hear wrong or did you people just insulted me.
Elz: Argh! Not only delusional but deaf? Chrome, have he been eating the right food?
Chrome: ...Actually he always eats chocolate...
Tsuna: No surprise there, huh...
Elz: What? How come he doesn't get fat?! Girls must be jealous of his fitness! I mean, at least Chrome eats Nana-san's food or I-Pin's dumpling... Gosh, Rokudo-san, your body is born to be a model.
Mukuro: Kufufufufu~ Well, of course! I am Rokudo Mukuro, the handsome illusionist.
Hibari: ...He is getting more herbivorous. Fix him, herbivore.
Lambo: But Lambo-san is more greater!
Elz: Lambo, I understand but Rokudo-san... Please act like your age.
Mukuro: (QAQ) B-But I'm just... LONELY! (T^T) I-I've been l-lonely I-in a water cage f-for who knows h-how long...
Elz: I feel...
Tsuna: so
Chrome and Yamamoto: Guilty.
Hibari: ...Herbivores... He is faking it.
Elz: I was about to say I feel annoyed, but Tsuna-san, Yamamoto-san and Chrome... You guys blew it.
Hibari: End of interview. [walks away]
Mukuro: What about my time to shine?!
Elz: Shut it, Rokudo-san. I'm sure you've shine enough for today. Go rest and become a human like us. Now, shoo!
Tsuna: (=_='') I guess this is the end for Interview with 10th Gen. Next, the 1st Gen will appear so to those who had willing to read this interview, Elz-san would hope you guys will be patient for the next chapter...
Elz; So~ Bye-bye~
Mukuro: Kufufu~ I'll soon rise as a shining star-
Lambo: Lambo-san wants to eat...
Yamamoto: Lets go, guys. Oyaji's sushi will arrive soon!
Chrome: Mukuro-sama...
Elz: Leave him be. He can be dramatic and delusional on this empty stage for now.
Mukuro: (QAQ) How can you not want to see me glamorously!
Elz: Uhh... Your just... Well, anyway Tsu-zu-ke-ru!
