"Hello all of those "Warriors" fans we are back!" exclaimed Dustwhisker. "This is Dustwhisker The Cat bringing to you another live interview with your favorite moody medicine cat: Jayfeather!"
"What is this all about anyways?" meowed Jayfeather. "And who in StarClan's name are you?"
"One of a kind," Dustwhisker responded proudly. "But enough about me." Dustwhisker cleared his throat to begin, "Is it true that you have kittypet blood despite being born in ThunderClan?"
"Yes," Jayfeather admitted grudgingly shooting Dustwhisker a suspicious glance. "My grandfather Firestar was born a kittypet but you shouldn't judge me any less because I have kittypet blood!"
"Don't worry Jayfeather I am not Tigerstar," responded Dustwhisker. "I do not make evil plans to take over any clan nor am I obsessed with different types of blood. And speaking of blood," Dustwhisker continued, "I have also heard you have SkyClan blood, is that also true?"
"Well, I guess it would do no harm to tell you…" Jayfeather began reluctantly. "I have met my ancestors and I have found out that my great-grandfather, Redtail had a distant relative named Cloudstar who was of SkyClan, so yes I do have SkyClan blood."
"Wow Jayfeather you sure do have a vast knowledge of your deceased kin," meowed Dustwhisker in amazement.
"I meet with them every half-moon," Jayfeather responded flatly.
"Oh, yes, well anyways," Dustwhisker meowed quickly, "Do you also think you are related to Wind, a past WindClan leader, as a rumor says?"
"Crowfeather was my father and he is descended from Wind," Jayfeather meowed starting to get frustrated. "Now can we move on to something other than my family?"
"Okay, okay, I know you do not like to talk about it," meowed Dustwhisker. "But one more question: Did you know that Leafpool named you Jayfeather after your father Crowfeather?"
"She WHAT?" roared Jayfeather, "How dare that mangy excuse for a mother name me after that traitorous pile of fox-dung she calls a mate! Bramblestar, I demand a name change!" Jayfeather bellowed stomping off.
"Wait Jayfeather, Jayfeather is a pretty cool name! No wait a minute! Come back!" Dustwhisker frantically called trying to get the angry medicine cat to return. "Oh well everyone," he sighed. "That is all the time for today so be sure to read in on the next chapter of 'Warriors Live Interviews!'"
*Camera Cut*
Up Next: Blackstar (As suggested by *pen name withheld*)
