"Demons sang out, in a horrible chorus, rising from hell came Shadow with a sign that said, 'die Chuck Norris!'

He delivered a kick, which could shatter bones, right into Norris's very small bone!

As he fell down writhing in pain, Sonic rushed in gripping Shadow in a iron-man bear hug!

As Shadow was gasping, writhing in pain, he shouted out this: 'Let go you fairy who looks like Bruce Wayne!'"

Disclaimer:

James: Again, shadowlives600 does not own Nintendo or sega. Well actally he doesn't own anything, beside himself and Raven, which, he really doesn't own her.

Me: You realize your still talking, right?

James: You spit on me! You nasty!

Naraku: Lets get on with the torture?

Me: Yes, lets check on Leon. *Walks over to the corner, where they had left Leon. The T.V had been set on a time limit so it went off two hours after they had left*

Leon: Dora, Dora, Dora the explorer! Don't ask me Dora! You have the map!

Jesse: He has been this way all night, and when someone walked near him, he would shout. For example. *Pushes Ash infront of Leon*

Leon: DORA!

Me: Dear God! I never meant to do this to him, I meant to torture him. But this, this is too much. I can sympythize with his pain, it's almost as bad as a coversation with Raven! And her accent and BLOODLUST! Ahhh!

Shadow: She's right behind you.

Me: *Shouting* IT'S ALMOST AS BAD AS A CONVERSATION WITH RAVEN! WITH HER ACCENT AND BLOODLUST!

Raven: I will kill you in your sleep. Now on with the torture, I'm terribably bored.

Sesshomaru: I agree with vamp girl.

*Raven hisses (again) and glares at him. Raven: I am a European Vampire Princess. Not a 'vamp girl' I have up-bringing, royality, and nobility in my blood!

Shadow: And this is coming from someone who turns into a complete predatory animal when she feeds, with no ettiquete or manners!

James: Guys, she really is a princess. I hate to tell you this, but most vampires and humans in England, fear her, and her family. They are one of them most powerful vampire familys known. *Slience as they all turned to Raven, who was smirking*

Raven: I am a Princess. Now next victim!

Me: Well I think Sesshomaru should call on the next victim.

Sesshomaru: It would be my pleasure. Ash Katchum, step forward. *Ash stepped forward, awaiting his torture*

Sesshomaru: You have to go take a picture hugging the Evil Dark Over Lord! CodeName: Barney! *Everyone gasped, even the tormentors*

Raven: We will know if you try to run, so you have no choice. And even if you do try to run, and manage to get away. I'll find you, and I will enjo-

Me: Down Raven! Down girl! *Flicks her in the nose like a dog. Raven hisses.*

Me: Whats up with you hissing at everything? Its always hiss this, and hiss that! It's almost as bad as when we went to get you from England. You wouldn't let us touch anything, you were constantly saying: 'This is cursed! That is cursed! You are cursed!' Your family owns alot of things that are 'cursed' but I am not one of them. So suck it up, I don't mean literally, and stop hissing at everything!

Naraku: Do you really think you should be talking to a Vampire Princess that way? I mean, she looks pretty angry, and scary.

Me: Well she can just saty that way because I'm not apolo- *Gets cut off by Raven choking him, and slamming him against the wall* Temper temper

Raven: Don't you ever speak to me in that manner again! I will have no second thoughts about killing you. I shall draw out the killing, too. Stick you in my fam-

Me: Blah blah blah! *Gets cut off, again as Raven tightens her grip*

Raven: I'm going to release you, but only because I want to get on with the torture. Now do not speak to me that way again, you ignorant human! *Releases Joey, and he walks away*

Me: You think your so big and bad. Anyways Ash that is your torture, we will send Sesshomaru along with you to make sure the deed is done. And no, you do not get to leave afterwards. We aren't finished with you. No go!

*Slience as Ash and Sesshomaru leave the room.*

Me: Naraku, it is your turn to shine, at whatever you do best! I really don't care.

Naraku: Well I think maybe, we should make sure the new people we brought in haven't died from being scared, of what we are going to them. So when I call your name, let me know your still alive. *Sighs* Tails?

Tails: Um...I'm still alive.

Me: For now. *Chuckles*

Naraku: Knuckles?

Knuckles: Yo!

Naraku: Goofy?

Goofy: *Does his freaky laugh thingy*

Naraku: Donald Duck?

Donald: Here!

Naraku: All you stupid mother fucking Harry Potter bastards! I don't want to hear a sound from you! I could careless about you, in fact I hope you already died!

Ron: *Gulps very loudly*

Naraku: Thats a sound I hear! QUIET! *Clears his throat and tries to calm down* I can't do this, Raven please introduces the rest my lovely.

Raven: Ah yes, it would be my pleasure, Walt Disney, and your stupid ass, make some kind of a noise so I know your alive.

*Loud bang in the back of the room* Disney: I did it.

Raven: InuYasha, you dumbass half demon! Get up here and show yourself to me! *InuYasha grunts and walks up to Raven* Thank you, you may step back, before I decided to leave two little scars on that ugly neck of yours. Chuck Norris are you alive?

Chuck Norris: Yeah.

Raven: Mario, and Kirby?

Both: Here!

Raven: Good, now shut your fat asses up! Now, for the new tortmentors. *Door to the room opens, everyone hears Ash blubbering and crying. Sesshomaru walks up to Joey and holds up the picture*

Me: HAHAHAH THATS HILARIOUS! Now, Sesshomaru will you introduce our new tourmentors?

Sesshomaru: *Grinning* I'm going to do this fast, so listen up, and if you hear your name, step up beside James! *Clears his throat* Mickey Mouse, Sora, Robotnik, Koga, and Sephiroth!

*Everyone watched as the five people stepped forward. Koga made Sesshomaru laugh because he was doing the cabbage patch*

Sesshomaru: Koga! Stop the nonsense! You will be tourmenters. Now lets get on with this.

Me: Yes, lets. Tails! Step forward.

*The little fox stepped forward and gulped.*

Me: Now Tails, your tourture will be to sit infront of the same T.V. Leon was at and watch Diesny movies all night, all the while listening to Mickey's annoying laugh.

Mickey: *Does his laugh* Gosh, can I do something else, too? Like burn his ears? Or shove something in them and make them bleed?

Me: Do as you please. But I do require that you stick a banana in his ear!

Mickey: You got it boss! Lets go you freak!

Raven: For a cool disney character, the only one I liked anyway, his evil!

Sora: Is it my turn?

Me: Yes, proceed.

Sora: Knuckles, get over here! *Creepy Mortal Combat voice*

*Knuckles gets dragged forward by some unseen force*

Sora: Thank you, now...what could I do to you that would scar you forever? Hmmm...What do you hate?

Knuckles: When people eat Onion Rings infront of me and not share! Oh, and I also hate spiders.

Sora: *Evil laugh* Ha! I've got an idea, you will be forced to watch me eat 5 orders of Onion rings, while you watch Arachniaphobia with me!

*Knuckles squealed, while Sora dragged him away.*

Me: Robotn- ah hell, eggman, it's your turn!

Robotnik: Oh goody! Goofy, you ignorant dog, come here.

Goofy: *Weird laugh thing* Yes?

Robotnik: SANTA CLAUS ISN'T REAL, you imbecile! And neither is the toothfairy! Now your real torture is that you have to go sit with a fake Santa Claus and take a happy picture!

Me: *claps and the door opens* Take him away Eggman! *Everyone laughs as Robotnik drags a crying Goofy out of the room* Raven! Stop hitting on Koga!

Koga: I don't want her to stop, I like this chick, she's much prettier than Kagome.

Me: Silence! I keel you! It's your turn, now come here.

*Koga reluctantly walks away from Raven, and sighs*

Koga: Where is that stupid Duck, that can't talk right?

*Donald Duck waddles up to Koga*

Koga: Do you like Daffy Duck, Donald?

Donald: *Does his quack noise thing* NO!

Koga: Good, you are to learn how to speak right with him *points to daffy in the corner* teaching you!

Sephiroth: *Walks up beside Koga* Dude, that Vampire was hitting on me too, just so you know. I think she asked me out for the same night as you. I accepted, I think she wants you to accept as well. I would. *Koga's eyes get wide, but then he shook his head, and walked away* Goody, every single one of you Harry Potter freaks, front and center!

*Almost half of the room walked up infront of him*

Sephiroth: I was thinking about having you kill yourselves, but I have decided it would be much more fun, and less painful for us to watch as it dragged on forever, for me to kill you all. Any obejections?

*Everyone one of them raised their hands*

Sephiroth: Well isn't that just too damn bad! Now die! *He walked to each and everyone them, one by one, he killed them off, smiling and laughing the whole time. As he finally finished he turned to the tourmentors with blood stained all over him*

Raven: DAYUM! He's even hotter with blood all over him! I think I'm in love, with him and the wolf both!

Me: *Puts my arm around her shoulder* Raven hunny, how many times do I have to tell you, every guy that walks through the door is NOT fair game!

Raven: But I like them, can't I keep them?

Sephiroth: You can keep me.

Koga: Oh can't she?

Me: *Sighs* They get weirder everyday, but very well. It's your life, if she kills you it's not on my hands. James? James, calm down. I know thats alot of cookies, but you have to calm down. It's your turn. You get to hurt two people!

*James walks up smiling* Who?

Me: Who is your best friend who you hate now?

James: *Smiles wickedly* Jesse! Oh and I already know the other one, I shall do him first! InuYasha, come here.

*InuYasha grunts and walks up*

InuYahsha: What the hell do you want?

James: I have a very very special surpirse for you. *Laughing, James clapped twice and the door swung open* YOUR FREE!

InuYasha: Really? *Tormentors laughing, wickedly.*

James: No, I juss kiddin. *Clapping once again, after he seen the two figures walk through the door.* I mean, your more than welcome to walk out that door, but if you do? I don't think any of us is gonna stop Raven from draining you. She's had her eyes on you the whole time you've been here, and they are not the same kind of eyes she has for them two! *Points to Koga and Sephiroth* If I had to call them something, I would call them hungry eyes! And I'm not refererring to the song.

*InuYasha sighed* Are you finished?

James: *Looking at InuYasha with an appalled expression* Not even close! Now you have two choices, 1) Have Raven kill you, while all of us laugh at your destruction, or 2) You die at the hand of the 2 women you claim to love! Them *Points to Kikyo and Kagome in the corner* So which is it?

Me: Jeez James, I didn't say you could do that to the guy, but it's quite hilarious watching him decide. Either way he's going to die. I wish he'd choose Raven though. She's getting grouchy, and looking at me funny. With those 'hungry eyes' *Everyone went silent as InuYasha spoke.*

InuYasha: I have made my decision! I have decided to let the vampire kill me, without the hassle of chasing me. I am here for the taking. I don't want to deal with them!

Kikyo: See you soon, love.

Kagome: Wait for me at the gate!

*InuYasha looked at them with fear in his eyes* What are they talking about?

Raven: Ah my little delicious half demon, your going to hell sweetie. Kikyo is already there, and Kagome will be there soon. Your soul has been damned from the beginning. *Raven circles him* Your type of blood is a wonderful thing for me, it's tainted with hatred and fear. I will cherish this moment, just as you cherished the skittles you stole from my buddy SHIPPO!

Me: Raven, I don't mean to interupt this moving speech of yours but, don't you think he should know why he is going to hell?

Raven: No, why should he?

InuYasha: I wanna know why!

Raven: I want your blood, now! And I don't intend to wait!

Me: Oh, just let me tell him. Please!

Raven: Fine, but make it fast. I'm hungry!

Me: InuYasha, I think I was the one who signed your name on the scroll. Plus you have commited a form of sucide for letting Raven kill you, without a fight. So good luck in hell buddy. Raven, EAT!

Raven: Finally! I get no respect around here! *Raven quickly bit into InuYasha's neck, everyone laughed at his weak efforts at moving away. Pretty soon he was dead on the floor* Oh that was delicious, can I have another?

Me: I'm sorry Raven, but half bloods don't grow on trees. James, go for it buddy.

Kikyo: Thank you master.

Me: Eh, whatever. Your dismissed, go torture InuYasha. And remember whenever you get a new visitor, make sure he knows his way around!

Kikyo: Yes, master. *Kikyo fades away*

James: Well that was creepy. Jesse! Jesse darling come here!

*Jesse walks up to him, ready for her punishment* Do you forgive me?

James: Hell no! I Just wanted to tell you that your stuck with Ash, in a padded room, with no exits and a leaky pipe, for the next 48 hours. Go!

*Naraku grabbed them both and dragged them away screaming*

Shadow: It's my turn now, lets go Chuck Norris, you say your the best prove me wrong. Your going to die!

Norris: Okay, lets do this.

*Everyone watched as Shadow and Norris fought, Raven gripped on to Sephiroth while Koga grabbed James. Joey was cowering behind Sesshomaru. The scene was pretty grusesome. Shadow was beating the hell out of Norris, soon enough, Norris fell to the ground.*

Shadow: I'm Rick James bitch! *He kicked him in the head, killing him*

Raven: Oh! Can I drain his blood?

Me: No, we don't have time! Plus, I think we need to let the others rest and think about what could happen to them. *Claps and the door opens*

Raven: Have fun dreaming about who I shall drain next, pathetic humans.

Sephiroth: Come on! Stop scaring them. *Claps and the door closes*

AUTHORS NOTES: Yay! We finished! Anyways please leave us some more people to torture, this is extremely fun! Until next time, peace!