Static …loading official vault welcome…vault now sealed status Green, welcome to your vault !

Chapter 2:the ways of vault life

Well hello again Mr. Vault dweller hmm I see your nice and safe in your vault tech vault-vault boy nod but has a frown on-what's wrong?-the sound of huge explosions and gun fire can be heard-oh your sad because all those other people are dieing aren't you-he nods-Well don't be! They chose to try and live out the harshness of living in a apocalyptic world, you should be happy after all if you look sad the other vault dwellers will be sad! Remember a positive attitude will go far whether living in a vault or in the out side world.

-vault boy stares at a high tech vault computer- oh your wondering what all of this wiz bang stuff is aren't you? Well let me explain for a vault to function properly you need three very important things!

yes this every day necessity is at a premium for the vault. but don't worry Mr. Vault dweller the combined powers of vault tech and have successfully created a food symphonizer from pie to ribs and even lobster you and your vault compdreas will have more than enough food to go around {lobster sold secretly}.

:indeed that waters of life the very thing you are made of-vault boy hold out a glass of clean water-but due to NUCLEAR RADIATION-the water in the glass glows and vault boy drinks it-the water can become a major hazard and can mutate and kill you-vault boy with two head lays on the ground holding a white flower. But worry not survivor of the apocalypse advance science and technology proudly presents the water chip! This marvel of technology analyzes, massages and purifies ground water caused by the bombs going off and turns it into drinking water!

And finally but not least number 3:entertainment yes entertainment remember the outside world was once your oyster but now. it's a heap of nuclear radiation and death! But thankfully your vault has been stoked with the finest holotape money can buy from music to movies even some entertainment for adults-vaults boys eyes change like a slot machine to triple xxx indeed Mr. Vault dweller now that you know the ins and outs do you still feel sad about the less fortunate?-vault boy is about to nod his head but looks toward other vault dwellers- well do you?-he smiles and shakes his head and the rest of the vault dwellers clap-now that's putting your mind in the right place now you and the vault is happy and ready for what ever the wasteland has to offer! Static…thank you for listening please leave any comments and complaints in the complaint box as you exit the atrium to your dormitory's

Maintenance log:

Yeah have you guys seen any of the extra water chips? I've looked and all I see down here are a couple of gecks…oh well I heard water chips can last up to 200 or so years so I guess its not our problem.