DISCLAIMER: I don't know if Sam and Frodo are gay. Please don't flame. Oh yeah and I don't own them.
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Sam? Did We Bang, Bang Boom?
'Bang Bang Boom' is the original song and belongs to the Moffatts © 2000
Early morning, got Samwise Gamgee on my back
Weird thing inside me, why is it so black?
* chorus of elves *
He did did did did you
Did did did did did you
He did did did did you
He's no angel, so friggen heavy on my back
God what happened? Will he ever let me go now?
Well my blood is pumping and my ass is thumping
Every time I try to move now
But it really don't matter cause I think we got 'at-ter'
And I think that I've fallen in love
Should I go?
* chorus of elves *
He did did did did you
Did did did did did you
He did did did did you
Sam? Did we Bang, Bang boom?
* chorus of elves *
He did did did did you
Did did did did did you
He did did did did you
When you fell into your room
Sam? Did we Bang, Bang Boom?
Will he supply me? Whenever I need someone to feed me?
Still a thief, caught red handed in my pants now
Well my blood is pumping and my ass is thumping
Every time I try to move now
But it really don't matter cause I think we got 'at-ter'
And I think that I've fallen in love
Should I go?
* chorus of elves *
He did did did did you
Did did did did did you
He did did did did you
Sam? Did we Bang, Bang boom?
* chorus of elves *
He did did did did you
When you fell into your room
He did did did did you
Sam? Did we Bang, Bang Boom?
* chorus of elves *
La La La La La La
When I fell into to my room?
* chorus of elves *
Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya
He made me touch the sky?
Stretched me open ten feet wide?
He made me touch the sky?
No light in my eyes…
Ow, It made me cry
Yeah, YEAH!
Samwise Gamgee on my back
Weird thing inside me turning black
How long has this guy been high?
Stretched me out to ten feet wide
No supplies when I'm in need
Ripped my ass and made me bleed
You'd think I'd mind,
You'd think I'd mind
Well I don't mind sing it elves,
* chorus of elves *
He did did did did you
Did did did did did you
He did did did did you
Sam? Did we Bang, Bang boom?
* chorus of elves *
He did did did did you
When you fell into your room
He did did did did you
Sam? Did we Bang, Bang Boom?
* chorus of elves *
He did did did did you
Did did did did did you
He did did did did you
Sam? Did we Bang, Bang boom?
* chorus of elves *
He did did did did you
When you fell into your room
He did did did did you
Sam? Did we OH GOD NO!
* chorus of elves *
He did did did did you
Did did did did did you
He did did did did you
Sam? Did we Bang, Bang boom?
* chorus of elves *
He did did did did you
When you fell into your room
He did did did did you
Sam? Did we Bang, Bang Boom?
