DISCLAIMER: I don't know if Sam and Frodo are gay. Please don't flame. Oh yeah and I don't own them.

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Sam? Did We Bang, Bang Boom?

 'Bang Bang Boom' is the original song and belongs to the Moffatts © 2000

Early morning, got Samwise Gamgee on my back

Weird thing inside me, why is it so black?

* chorus of elves *

He did did did did you

Did did did did did you

He did did did did you

He's no angel, so friggen heavy on my back

God what happened? Will he ever let me go now?

Well my blood is pumping and my ass is thumping

Every time I try to move now

But it really don't matter cause I think we got 'at-ter'

And I think that I've fallen in love

Should I go?

* chorus of elves *

He did did did did you

Did did did did did you

He did did did did you

Sam? Did we Bang, Bang boom?

* chorus of elves *

He did did did did you

Did did did did did you

He did did did did you

When you fell into your room

Sam? Did we Bang, Bang Boom?

Will he supply me? Whenever I need someone to feed me?

Still a thief, caught red handed in my pants now

Well my blood is pumping and my ass is thumping

Every time I try to move now

But it really don't matter cause I think we got 'at-ter'

And I think that I've fallen in love

Should I go?

* chorus of elves *

He did did did did you

Did did did did did you

He did did did did you

Sam? Did we Bang, Bang boom?

* chorus of elves *

He did did did did you

When you fell into your room

He did did did did you

Sam? Did we Bang, Bang Boom?

* chorus of elves *

La La La La La La

When I fell into to my room?

* chorus of elves *

Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya

He made me touch the sky?

Stretched me open ten feet wide?

He made me touch the sky?

No light in my eyes…

Ow, It made me cry

Yeah, YEAH!

Samwise Gamgee on my back

Weird thing inside me turning black

How long has this guy been high?

Stretched me out to ten feet wide

No supplies when I'm in need

Ripped my ass and made me bleed

You'd think I'd mind,

You'd think I'd mind

Well I don't mind sing it elves,

* chorus of elves *

He did did did did you

Did did did did did you

He did did did did you

Sam? Did we Bang, Bang boom?

* chorus of elves *

He did did did did you

When you fell into your room

He did did did did you

Sam? Did we Bang, Bang Boom?

* chorus of elves *

He did did did did you

Did did did did did you

He did did did did you

Sam? Did we Bang, Bang boom?

* chorus of elves *

He did did did did you

When you fell into your room

He did did did did you

Sam? Did we OH GOD NO!

* chorus of elves *

He did did did did you

Did did did did did you

He did did did did you

Sam? Did we Bang, Bang boom?

* chorus of elves *

He did did did did you

When you fell into your room

He did did did did you

Sam? Did we Bang, Bang Boom?