Welcome back to another installment of "The Not So Stunning, Or Even Remotely Amazing, Non-Adventures Of Boring Girl." Sorry for the delay in chapters.

Please enjoy!

Cue mildly upbeat, but not too upbeat, theme music.

Blond slender woman holding a microphone smiles into the camera

Narrator:

Hi! I'm Janet and welcome back to "The Non-Adventures of Boring Girl!" Today we will follow Boring Girl through an action story!

Boring Girl is seen through her living room window. She is sitting on the couch eating slightly stale Doritos and drinking a mostly flat caffeine-free soda. After several minuets she rises and begins to walk outside.

Narrator:

Oh my! Looks like we have something exciting going on in the Boring Girl residence! Oh… oh never mind. She is just coming outside to sit on the front porch.

Boring girl (sitting on porch swing):

*sniff*

Narrator:

Amazing!

(The camera pans in close to see Boring Girls face. She has a bit of the orange Dorito cheese at the corner of her mouth)

Suddenly, Cloud runs by the home of Boring Girl, wielding his impressive Buster sword at a small beast!

Cloud:

Die evil creature!

Cactuar:

Cloud:

OMNI-SLASH!

Cloud begins to glow as he concentrates for what is surly going to be an impressive display of skill and dexterity. Cloud launches at his foe at full speed, raises his sword-

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The show opens back to a victorious Cloud standing atop several slain Cacutars. Several towns people are applauding Cloud and his efforts at keeping the town safe and free of Cacutars. One young girl runs up to hug Cloud as a photographer snaps a picture for the daily news paper.

Narrator:

Wow. Just wow! Oh my goodness! I have never seen an Omni-Slash pulled off so magnificently! That was truly amazing. A real once in a life-time event! Please tell me you got that?

Camera man:

No. The producers cut for commercial just as he started.

Narrator (under her breath):

Stupid commercial breaks!!

Boring Girl:

*sigh*

Narrator:

That concludes our show! Thanks for watching! Tune in next time for Suspense!

Same theme music as before plays as credits roll.