"Hey guys, don't look now but I think we're being trapped" Lucy suggested, point to the blue cloud covering each one of the eight kids.
"Talk about worst nightmare ever" complained Peppermint Patty as darkness overcame them.
"Ow…where, where am I?" questioned Charlie Brown waking up with no recognition of what just happened.
"Silly, dumb, naïve Charlie Brown…you're in the middle of Noman's land where NOBODY even cares about someone with as little a brain as you" a voice echoed in the abyss. "Do you REALLY think your girlfriends-Pepper-Dumb Patty, Dorkcie, that Little-Careless-Girl-and your idiot friend LiBaby are gonna come rescue you?" it asked.
"Yes! They care about me" responded the round headed kid desperately.
"Foolish blockhead! They don't! It's just the fact that your head is too big and your skull is too thick to comprehend it!" a figure with messy hair answered. He had noticeable, yellow teeth and his deep, sunken, red eyes creeped out the boy in the red pajamas.
"They'll come get me!" he procrastinated.
"Oh, I don't know about THAT! They don't even care if your round head causes you to tilt over like a Bobble head" the figure replied, tilting Charlie's head as it imitated a bobble head's head, bobbling right to left, then left to right.
"Stop that" called out the blockhead, trying not to throw up from all the motion his head was causing.
"Linus? Where are you, Sweet Babboo?" called out Sally nervously. She too was in an abyss. In addition, she was trying her best not to freak out. "Linus?! If you hear me, answer back!" she cried out.
"Linus, kiss me some more" a girl's voice suggested.
"Same here"
"And me too!"
"Don't forget me, Sweet Babboo"
"Don't leave me kiss less"
"Me neither"
"Ladies, there's enough of me to go around" Linus' voice echoed, alarming Sally Brown as she stormed towards him.
There, right in front of her were girls: Eudora, Melody-Melody, Janice, Lydia, Mary Jo and Tapioca Pudding. "What're you six doing with MY Sweet Babboo?" she shouted.
The girl in the beanie spoke up. "YOUR Sweet Babboo? More like Sour Babboo! He's MINE, Sally Brown! MINE! MINE! MINE!" she responded, laughing evilly.
"No, Eudora! Linus' MY Sweet Babboo! His heart belongs to ME! Not you, or you, or you, or you, or you or even you" Sally responded, pointing to each girl in anger.
"Bug off, Sally Dumb Blonde Brown!" barked Melody-Melody as Mary Jo twisted her pink blanket and smack Sally with it.
"Yeah!" said the blonde girl with the blanket agreed in disgust.
"No! Not until I'm in Linus' arms again!" denied the blonde girl in the magenta tank top with blue sweat pants as Janice and Lydia held onto Sally's arms, causing her to squirm in their grasp. "Let me at him, girls! He loves me and me only!"
"No he doesn't love you!" confronted Tapioca Pudding.
Schroeder looked around in awe. In front of him was a toy piano. Closing his indigo eyes, he immediately tried to play it, until he realized something was wrong: he couldn't feel his fingers touching the ivory keys. Correction: he couldn't feel his fingers at all. Opening his eyes, he realized what was wrong: his hands were amputated and not a single finger remained on either hand.
"Aughhhhh!" he screamed. "Someone help me! Someone, anyone!" the blonde begged with mercy as a figure appeared towards him.
"Foolish Schroeder Klimt, don't you know you CAN'T play the piano WITHOUT your fingers? No wonder they call people like you DUMB BLONDES" the figure told the musician.
"B-Beethoven was deaf and still played the piano!" spat out the blonde boy in anger and annoyance.
"Because it was an EAR problem he had; not all ten fingers AMPUTATED. And I thought you KNEW EVERYTHING about Beethoven. You know NOTHING about Ludwig Van Beethoven!" the man with deep, sunken, red eyes reminded Schroeder. (As if he needed any reminding at all)
"Listen, I can play the piano! My fingers will be back and then I'll show you who the dumb blonde REALLY is!" Schroeder announced, closing his eyes, hoping that his fingers would be back. They weren't.
