Me: *glares*
Al: You don't have a reason to get angry, that was only the first chapter!!
Me: ....
Ed: Al DOES have a point.
Me: NO! I WON'T UPDATE FOR A LONG TIME NOW!!!!!!!! MUWWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Winry: That's just evil. Evil.
Me: *shrugs*
Alex: *flexes musc-*
Everyone: NO! WE DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM!
Maes: What about some-
Roy: *gets glove on*
Maes: OK! Alright! Geez.
Me: I wrote most of this chapter in math class.
Disclaimer: I do not own FMA or iCarly. If I did, the voice actors of all my favorite animes would appear on iCarly. That would be epic….
Chapter 2
After Spencer had taken his out of the window and back inside, Edward took off his black jacket. He REALLY didn't want these weirdos to find out about his secret just yet.
~1 and a half hour of training/fighting Later…..
After an hour and a half of fighting later, Edward and Alphonse went back into the lobby, after Edward had put his jacket back on.
"People in my lobby!!!" Lewbert yelled, and whacked them with a broom to the stairs. Mrs. Benson was walking down the stairs to go to the grocery store. She needed to get food for her and Freddie's after-school snack!! She walked into Al. Literally.
"Excuse me! But you shouldn't be wearing all that pointy armor; you could poke someone's eye out!" Mrs. Benson lectured Alphonse. Edward rolled his eyes, and was luckily out of sight from Mrs. Benson's sharp eyes.
"I-I'm sorry, ma'am." Alphonse said meekly. Mrs. Benson nodded.
"Well, it is nice to see a youth with manners! It's all right, but are you new here? I haven't seen you before."
"I guess…."
"Me and my brother are-"
"My brother and I." Mrs. Benson corrected. Edward rolled his eyes again.
"My brother and I are actually staying at a…friend's house for a while, and they live here."
"Who? I will most likely know them!"
"Um, Carly…something…"
"I know her; she lives right across from me, in fact!"
"Really? Yay." Edward said the last part sarcastically.
"Well, we have to go, so bye." Alphonse said, and he and Edward left.
They finally made it to Carly and Spencer's, though Carly wasn't there.
"Where's some food?!" Edward asked.
"Kitchen, fridge." Spencer pointed from the couch, and Ed went there immediately. "What about you, Al?" Spencer asked. Alphonse shook his head.
"I'm not hungry, but thank you." Spencer stared. Al hadn't eaten anything all day, had just been fighting, and yet he still wasn't hungry?! Something was wrong about that. Spencer shrugged, and turned the TV on.
~A Half-Hour Later…
"We're home!" Carly shouted as she, Sam, Fredward, and Winry walked through the door.
"Let's go rehearse iCarly before tonight." Freddie suggested
"Yeah," Carly and Sam agreed.
"What's iCarly?" Winry inquired curiously. She had heard the trio talking about the 'iCarly' thing during class, but hadn't asked until now.
"How do you NOT know what iCarly is?!" Sam asked incredulously.
"We just don't." Winry shrugged.
"So what is it?" Al asked politely.
"It's a fun web show we do." Freddie explained to the newcomers.
"Do you guys want to be on the show?" Carly asked them immediately afterwards.
"Sure!" Winry said happily, and she dragged Al, Ed, and Roy upstairs and Roy dragged Hawkeye upstairs with them. Sam, Carly, and Freddie followed them, while Spencer started making dinner.
"Wonder what they'll do?" Carly asked her friends. Little did the trio know, this would be one of their most interesting web shows EVER.
~A bunch of rehearsals Later…
Carly and the gang were excited for the web show. They hadn't seen what their guests were going to do yet, and were excited.
"In 5, 4, 3, 2…" Freddie counted down, not saying the 1.
"I'm Carly!"
"And I'm Sam!"
"And we like nachos!"(*) They both yelled, in unison, at the camera, before laughing.
"Today, we're going to have…. People on the show!!!"
"And what they'll do, we don't even know!" Carly said excitedly.
"So give it up for our first guest….. Winry Rockbell!!" Sam said, and pressed the applause button on the blue remote. Winry bounced happily into the iCarly recording studios, grinning and waving, with her trusty wrench in hand.
"Konnichiwa!! Watashi wa Winry Rockbell**! Or, in English, Hello! My name's Winry Rockbell! Do you have anything mechanical?" Winry inquired happily.
"Yeah, I have..." Carly held up a mechanical watch she had been wearing on her wrist just seconds earlier. "..This watch."
"That will work!" Winry told Carly happily. Once Winry got her hands on Carly's watch, she started to take the watch apart. In under 7 minutes, she had taken apart the watch and put it back together again. Winry held the watch up proudly to the camera, to show anyone that was watching the show that the watch was working perfectly.
"Woah!" Carly said, impressed.
"That was indeed impressive!"
"Seonara!" Winry waved and left.
"Now for our second guest.... Alphonse Elric!!" Sam pressed the applause button on the blue remote.
"Konnichiwa. Watashi wa Alphonse Elric." Al bowed politely. "Um... Carly-san? Sam-san? Do either of you have something that needs to be fixed?" the younger Elric brother asked.
"Yeah..." Sam held up a bowl; or, at least something that had originally been a bowl. It was currently in 7 pieces.
"What happened to it??! I GAVE you that bowl!" Carly said, looking kind of mad that Sam had destroyed the bowl she had given her. Alphonse drew the alchemy symbol on the ground(since there wasn't a table), and placed the bowl on the symbol. Al clapped his hands together and slammed them on the ground. There was blue, alchemical light from the transmutation, and when the blue, cackling light was gon3e, the bowl was there, the same has it had originally been before it had been broken, so the bowl was now in one piece.
"Dobitashimashite." Alphonse said.
"What the heck does THAT mean?!" Sam asked.
"Your welcome."
"What language is that? It sounds like Chinese."
"It's actually Japanese."
"Cool."
"Seonara." Al waved, and left.
"Well....give it up for our 3 guest, Riza Hawkeye!!!" Riza walked stiffly into the iCarly studios.
"Konnichiwa. Please get the target sheets out, and get some protective eye gear." Riza said. Carly got the target sheets(which, incidentally, had a picture of fire on it). Carly and Sam got something to cover there eyes. Riza fired off several rounds of bullets. When they inspected the target sheet, they saw that she had managed to make a picture of a arrow sticking out of a rectangular object.
"Impressive!!" Carly said once again. Riza stiffly left the room.
"Now for our fourth guest...." Sam started to say, before a familiar, flirty colonel interrupted her, coing in from the back.
"Colonel Roy Mustang." Roy grinned, and walked inside, putting on his white gloves. "You might want to get out extinguisher, ladies." Roy winked, and Carly blushed, while Sam walked straight up to him and slapped him. Roy laughed, and pulled out a random stick. Roy snapped his fingers, and the stick was soon encased in flames. Sam looked amazed.
"What's your trick?!" Freddie demanded of Roy, who was grinning cockily.
"I'll let Full metal explain. After all he IS a prodigy." Roy gave a backwards wave, and left.
"So now, give it up for our final guest, the shortest 16-year-old midget, Edward El-" Sam was cut short, because then Edward came charging into the room, his face bright, tomato red.
"Don't call me small! I'll rip off her hands and replace 'em with your feet!!" Edward yelled, and punched Sam in the stomach with his auto-mail hand. Sam groaned as it came in contact with her stomach.
"Maybe not so shrimpy." she grumbled. Ed smirked. He took a random book, and snaped it in too. Carly gasped.
"How could you do that?!" she asked. Ed rolled his eyes, clapped his hands together, and slammed them on the ground. Blue light flared up, and when it was gone, the book was, once again, in one piece.
"How do you guys do that?!" Sam asked.
"It's called alchemy. It can even make gold from lead." Sam's eyes glittered when he said that. "But you can't make something from nothing it follows the laws of Equivelent Exchange-"
"BORING!" Sam shouted, and the speakers began to blare. A voice said:
"Random dancing!!" Carly and Sam began to dance. Edward attempted to run away, but Sam grabbed him, and forced him to dance.
Roy, Winry, Al, and Spencer, who were in the kitchen watching iCarly, all started laughing as they watched Sam force Ed to dance. Riza didn't laugh(she was too serious), but did smile.
