Zuko
"Of course I have anger issues, asshole!"
"WHY?! I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE BECAUSE MY FATHER SCARED ME FOR LIFE, BANISHED ME, MY SISTER TORTURED ME, YOU WANT ME TO GO ON?! 'CUZ I CAN!!"
"My childhood?"
"Yeah, it was ass. Whazzit to ya?!"
"I had ass for father, a psychotic bitch of a sister, everyone thought I was worthless, my mother left when I was a kid, and my uncle is obsessed with tea!"
"LET IT GO?! WHAT KIND OF SHIT-FOR-THERAPIST ARE YOU?!"
"Calm down?! CALM DOWN?! NO, I WILL NOT CALM DOWN, AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!"
----------------------------------------------Zuko being shot with a tranquilizer dart------------------------------------------------
"Feh. Whatever."
"Fine! I'll 'be good.'"
"The avatar? What about him?"
"Yeah, so I'm stalking him."
"HOW IS ME STALKING A TWELVE-YEAR OLD BOY CREEPY?!"
"...It's not that creepy."
"It's for my honor, DAMMIT!"
"IS SO!"
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"Back off! I know kung fu, bitch!"
"Er, no. No, I don't need to be sedated."
"WHAT THE HELL! I SAID I DIDN'T NEED TO BE SEDATED! GET THAT NEEDLE AWAY FROM ME!!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE ME?! I AM A SEXY PRINCE CHARMING!"
"AM SO! I AM AWES-zzzzzzz."
Doctor's Note:
Diagnosis: Anger management issues, emotionally unstable, and a conceited asshole.
Treatment: Other than repeated bitch slapping, the patient is too far gone for any known, and human, treatment.
Current Status: Sedated.
Additional Notes: Cannot continue further treatments until my arm is sewn back on. Damn kung fu!
I hope Azula electrocutes him.
a/n: LOL! I thought this was pretty funny. Anyways, I think I'm gonna do Ozai next. And yeah, don't own ATLA. If you think I do, maybe I'll put you in therapy next! Ditto if you don't review.
