Zuko


"Of course I have anger issues, asshole!"

"WHY?! I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE BECAUSE MY FATHER SCARED ME FOR LIFE, BANISHED ME, MY SISTER TORTURED ME, YOU WANT ME TO GO ON?! 'CUZ I CAN!!"

"My childhood?"

"Yeah, it was ass. Whazzit to ya?!"

"I had ass for father, a psychotic bitch of a sister, everyone thought I was worthless, my mother left when I was a kid, and my uncle is obsessed with tea!"

"LET IT GO?! WHAT KIND OF SHIT-FOR-THERAPIST ARE YOU?!"

"Calm down?! CALM DOWN?! NO, I WILL NOT CALM DOWN, AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!"

----------------------------------------------Zuko being shot with a tranquilizer dart------------------------------------------------

"Feh. Whatever."

"Fine! I'll 'be good.'"

"The avatar? What about him?"

"Yeah, so I'm stalking him."

"HOW IS ME STALKING A TWELVE-YEAR OLD BOY CREEPY?!"

"...It's not that creepy."

"It's for my honor, DAMMIT!"

"IS SO!"

-----------------------------------------Edited for intense violence and therapist injuring---------------------------------------------

"Back off! I know kung fu, bitch!"

"Er, no. No, I don't need to be sedated."

"WHAT THE HELL! I SAID I DIDN'T NEED TO BE SEDATED! GET THAT NEEDLE AWAY FROM ME!!"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE ME?! I AM A SEXY PRINCE CHARMING!"

"AM SO! I AM AWES-zzzzzzz."


Doctor's Note:

Diagnosis: Anger management issues, emotionally unstable, and a conceited asshole.

Treatment: Other than repeated bitch slapping, the patient is too far gone for any known, and human, treatment.

Current Status: Sedated.

Additional Notes: Cannot continue further treatments until my arm is sewn back on. Damn kung fu!

I hope Azula electrocutes him.


a/n: LOL! I thought this was pretty funny. Anyways, I think I'm gonna do Ozai next. And yeah, don't own ATLA. If you think I do, maybe I'll put you in therapy next! Ditto if you don't review.