H O W T O G E T A G U Y I N F O U R M O N T H S

Dono Yō Ni 4kagetsu De Otoko Wo Shutoku Suru

Chap.2

Day.7


The magazine article was a hit. It was a major success 2,289 copies sold approximately. We only told five simple steps and we're popular already. And it was getting a lot better than we previously thought.


Yamamoto Shigekuni-Genryusai looked at the three girls from his seat, tapping his cane slightly against the ground. He had a look of amusement on his old face. "Your article was a huge success ladies"

"Hai Yamamoto-sou-taicho!" the three girls said. "I beat Hueco Mundo Lifestyle by a landslide" Yamamoto said.

Yumiko jumped for joy. "Thank you Yamamoto-sou-taicho!"

Kurohi grinned and Miku nodded.

"Keep up the good work ladies and I expect more good work from you three" "Will do Sou-taicho!" Kurohi said as they bowed and walked out.


"Yeah I miss you too… I'm glad you liked the article… Love you" Kurohi chimed as she hung up her phone. 'Masashi's so understanding'

Kurohi giggled and smiled as she drew circles on her desk.

A knock interrupted her thought as she looked up. "Come in"

Lilinette casually strolled in. "Stark said he's gonna be late and that we can start eating dinner already" she looked around suspiciously. "What are you doing in here?"

"Nothing at all" Kurohi waved her hands in defense. She stood. "That's fine with me" Kurohi smiled. "It'll be just us girls"

Lilinette looked at her like she was crazy and rolled her eyes and walked out.

Kurohi shrunk. "So cold…" Kurohi followed after.

Lilinette grabbed her brother's plate and put it in the microwave. She grabbed her own and sitting infront of the TV.

Kurohi frowned slightly but grinned as she grabbed her plate and sat by Lilinette. "So Lili-chan"

Lilinette rolled her eyes and turned up the TV. Kurohi sweatdropped 'To get through to Stark I gotta get through to Lilinette'

"So Lilinette" "Can't you see I'm watching TV?"

"I just wanted to talk…."

"Well please don't talk" Kurohi pouted. "So why don't you and Stark look alike and your siblings?" Lilinette stopped eating.

"We're half brother and sister. My mom is our dad's second wife" Lilinette said. "What happened to your parents" Lilinette said nothing.

"Lilinette-chan… Why don't you like me?" Kurohi asked quietly as she ate. Lilinette scowled as she turned sharply to face Kurohi. "Maybe cause I don't!"

"But you gotta have a reason!" Kurohi protested as tears filled in Lilinette's heated gaze.

"Because… My parents didn't want us. We were stranded and alone… Stark did everything alone to care of me! He's the only person that I have in this world" Lilinette glared at her. "I don't want you to take him from me… I'll be lonely" Lilinette cried.

Kurohi's gaze softened as she hugged Lilinette. "Don't take from me!" "I won't… I promise I won't take him… I'll let you depend on me too… I promise"

.X.X.X.

Shinji nodded. "I'm impressed, it's clean"

Miku yawned as she picked up the plates. "It's no problem! I like cleaning!" Miku smiled.

Mashiro grinned. "Mama-san's cooking is way better than Rose's~" Mashiro giggled. Rose pouted. "Cooking is an art she certainly has" Miku cocked her head to the side. "Mama-san?"

"You're like a mother" Hiyori said. "We just with Mashiro's nickname" Lisa said holding on her magazine.

"Mama's cookies are so soft too" Mashiro and Shinji grinned. "When did she make cookies?" Hachi asked.

Love grinned. "I don't think she made them…" Shinji hugged Miku from behind. "These! They're soft~"

Miku blushed and gasped.

Kensei, who had been quiet through the whole ordeal, scowled and grabbed the back of Shinji's collar. "Stop touching her Shinji!" he hissed.

Shinji blinked. "Alright… Alright…" he let Miku go.

Miku smiled gratefully. "Arigatou Kensei-kun…" Kensei shrugged quietly. "It's fine" he patted Miku's head. "Just watch out for him"

Miku blushed and smiled. "Alright"

Mashiro giggled. "Cute~"

Miku backed away slightly. "W-Well a-anyway…" she stuttered. Kensei blinked before smirking in amusement.

"We should play a game!" Mashiro grinned.

Kensei grimaced. "No" They others nodded.

"I'm fine with it" Miku said. Kensei looked down at her and shook his head. "You don't wanna do that" Kensei whispered.

"It's fine" "… Ugh I'll play"

Miku smiled as Mashiro bounced to the room in the back and came back with the Twister™ game.

"Let's play~"

"Well it won't be that bad" "Yes it will"

.X.X.X.

Yumiko smiled at Rangiku.

Rangiku patted her back. "Thank you Rangiku I needed that"

"I would have too… Today's episode of Ankoku no Haru-ai…" Rangiku sniffled. "Was so depressing!" she cried.

"HIRASHI DIED!!!!" Yumiko hugged Rangiku.

"Will you two shut up?" Tōshirō scowled.

"But Hirashi was killed by his own twin Ankisho!" Rangiku cried. "Who the hell are they?"

"From our favorite soap~" Yumiko cried. "Will you stop whining? He's NOT real!" Tōshirō seethed through his teeth as Yumiko cried harder.

"Hitsugaya-san that's not nice" Rangiku whined. "Hirashi!!!" they cried. "URUSAI!!!"

"But-"

Tōshirō sighed in annoyance. "Don't be so mean to us…! We're mourning!"

Yumiko sighed. "Hirashi!" "God… Women"

"Women? What does that mean?" Yumiko hissed. "Nothing. Women are just annoying, whiney, and needy"

"Well men are just idiotic, lazy, reckless, and egotistical!" Yumiko hissed.

"Sure we are" Tōshirō rolled his eyes. "You sexist ass hole!" "I'm not sexist! I'm not comparing women to men and making them inferior! I'm just telling the truth about women"

Yumiko scowled and turned away. "Screw off"

Rangiku whined. "Don't fight you guys" Yumiko hissed at Tōshirō. "You're horrible"

"You're aggravating" "Why can't we all get along?"

.X.X.X

Stark walked into room and closed the door. "Lilinette! Kurohi! I'm… home?" he looked at the latter two.

The two smiled at him. "Hey Stark"

"You're friends now?" Kurohi nodded as she hugged Lilinette. "We had a little girl talk" she grinned. Lilinette smiled lightly. "Yep"

"Oh ok?" Stark took his food out the microwave.

Kurohi smiled lightly as she watched him sit on the couch.

Lilinette watched and raised an eyebrow. "I gotta do homework" she smiled and walked into her room.

Kurohi stared at the scars on Stark's body well the visible parts. "You ok?" Kurohi asked. Stark looked at her as he swallowed the bit of food in his mouth.

"I'm fine… Just tired…. A couple of bruises here and there"

Kurohi smiled sympathetically."I'm sorry" "It's not your fault" Stark mumbled as he continued eating.

An awkward silence passed.

Kurohi smiled lightly as Stark finished his food. "I'll help you out" Stark raised an eyebrow. "You will?"

Kurohi nodded and grinned at him. "Yep" she pulled him to his room. Stark blinked. Kurohi went through his room for a first aid kit. "Sit on the bed and take your shirt off"

"Huh?" "Just do it" Stark nodded and yawned and did as told.

Kurohi walked over and looked at him. A blushed covered her face. He was muscular and his body had 'I work on a daily basis' written all over it.

Stark raised an eyebrow. "You're red?" Kurohi ignored it as she sat behind him. She put some alcohol on the wounds and winced. Kurohi jumped. "Sorry!" Stark shook his head. "It's ok"Kurohi wrapped her arms under his arms. She hugged his waist tightly.

Stark blinked. "What are you doing?" "I know it hurt" Kurohi muttered against his skin. She blushed and rubbed her hands against his chest.

Stark groaned as Kurohi kissed his neck. "Does that hurt honey?" she cooed seductively. Stark closed his eyes and whispered something. "What is it Sweetie? Doesn't it feel good?"

Stark didn't move. Kurohi grinned and sucked on his skin. "Do you still feel pain?"

Stark shook his head. Kurohi stood. "Where are you going?" Stark asked.

"My work here is done~" Kurohi said as she skipped out.

"She could at least finish the job!" Stark whined as he laid back.

.X.X.X.

"Owww" Miku whined as she tried to walk to her room. Her back, neck and legs ached. She never felt such physical pain. 'Lord it hurts'

Kensei walked behind her. "You ok?" "…No"

"Was the Twister game too much for you?" Kensei asked. Miku twitched. To her it sounded like he was calling her weak.

"Nope" she seethed through her teeth. Kensei sighed. "You don't have to lie" he rolled his eyes.

"Well I can't feel my back, neck, or legs" Miku admitted.

Kensei nodded. "Not used to it huh?" "No it's not that. I play with my friends when we're sick of monopoly" Miku said.

"Well Mashiro is hyper and a bit too rough"

"So she's competitive?" "Basically…" Kensei shook his head. "If you'd like I'll take you to the Dojo" Kensei turned away rubbing the back of his head.

Miku blinked and blushed lightly. "Like a date?"

"Whatever you'd like to call it though we'll be working out more than um… Well whatever people going out on a date do" Kensei muttered uncomfortably.

Miku smiled and giggled. 'He's never been on a date' "It's a date then" Miku never noticed that she gripped his hand.

Kensei had a cross between a smile and a smirk on his as he leaned in. Miku blinked and stood on the tips of her toes and leaned in.

Kensei paused and thought about what he was doing. He looked down at Miku and his heart thumped in his. His face heated up. 'Why do I feel like this?' he asked himself as he pressed his lips against her forehead.

Miku's eyes fluttered open like a butterfly flapping its wings. 'Kensei-kun…' she blushed as he pulled away. 'Please tell me I do not like Kensei!'

Kensei swiftly walked away.

Lisa nudged Miku in the arm. "What was that?" "Mama –san fell for Papa Bear!" Mashiro giggled.

"I have not!" Miku flushed. "Looks like you did to me" Hiyori said.

.X.X.X.

Yumiko sighed in content as she soaked in the warm bath water.

"Baka Tōshirō" Yumiko mumbled as she blew bubbles in the water. She pouted. "I am not annoying" she frowned. She closed her eyes.

"fushigi kokoro kokoro fushigi
watashi wa shitta yorokobu koto o
fushigi kokoro kokoro fushigi
watashi wa shitta kanashimu koto o
fushigi kokoro kokoro

mugen " her phone chimed.

Yumiko reached over and put her phone on speaker. "Moshi Moshi"

"Oi Yumiko" Kurosaki Ichigo, her twin said from the other line.

"Chigo-nii!" Yumiko chimed. Yumiko would always smile the brightest when she talked to Ichigo.

Ichigo sighed. "Don't call me Chigo, Umiko"

"But I luffs yer name Nii-kun"

"How was your day?" Ichigo asked. "It was fine…" Hirashi died on Ankoku no Haru-ai" Yumiko whined.

"I… heard… Rukia told me" Yumiko smiled. "How's Rukia now a days? She is doing well?"

Sounds of arguing were heard a second later. "Let me talk to her!"

"I'm not done yet!" Ichigo shouted back at Kuchiki Rukia.

Ichigo yelped. "YOU BIT ME!!!"

Rukia panted in the phone. "Hello Yumiko!" "Hi Rukia~" Yumiko smiled. "How have you been since you moved out?" "Fine… Raito and I broke up" Yumiko whispered

Rukia sighed. "No surprise" Yumiko frowned. "Huh?"

"You guys weren't happy together" Yumiko sighed. 'So Rukia knows too?'

"Yeah he went all out on me"

Rukia sighed. "I guess we'll talk later"

Yumiko nodded. "Ok" she hung up.

She closed her eyes as the door opened. "Rangiku… I thought I told you I was takin a bath"

"Er… Gomen nasai" Tōshirō muttered as Yumiko turned.

She blushed. 'He's in a freakin towel… He's so muscular' Yumiko beckoned him over with a grin. "Come over here"

Tōshirō blushed. 'She's an idiot! I'm in a towel and she's naked in the tub!'

Yumiko sighed. "Hurry up"

Tōshirō walked over slowly.

Yumiko grinned and ripped off his towel and pulled onto her.

Tōshirō blushed. "N-Nandayo?!?" Yumiko giggled and nuzzled his neck. "Me and Raito used to do this in the tub all the time!" she lied. 'He doesn't need to know it's a lie'

Tōshirō blushed and scowled. "What? Have sex in your tub?"

"No…" Yumiko blushed. "I'm a…virgin"

Tōshirō blushed and looked down. He turned away and covered his nose. 'I can't believe I just looked at her breasts…'

Yumiko grinned. 'He's a prude… I'll change that' "Well we can change that" Yumiko cooed seductively.

Tōshirō blushed and looked at her. "What?" Yumiko grinned. "Wanna know another thing women can do? It's called seduction" Yumiko licked his lips and then hers before she kissed him.

Tōshirō's widened as Yumiko deepened the kiss and wrapped her legs around his waist. He tried to put away.

Yumiko pressed her breast against his chest.

Tōshirō pulled away for air. "Y-Yumiko-san…" "Call me Yumiko" Tōshirō huffed and stood.

"So that's how you want it" Yumiko got on her knees.

Tōshirō quickly backed into the bath tub wall.

"Come on you'll like it~"

Tōshirō grabbed his towel and got out the tub. He quickly walked out. He closed the door and wrapped it around himself as he tried to control the urge below. "…Damnit… Damn her"

Yumiko grinned from inside the bathroom. "Perfect"


How to get a guy in 4 months

By

Saiyuki, Hitomi, Hayate.

This is steps 6-10 of our plan.

It's working perfectly right now. So let's begin with

It was just fun… Saiyuki and I used seduction~

Lord… I was so close to kissing this guy and he kissed me on my forehead…

Step 6. You get close to their friends and family… It's one of the closest ways to get to they're heart.

Step 7. Help them out in any way possible… Clean their house. Help cook. Help with wounds

Step 8. Then use seduction for any reason possible… Don't over use it or oversell it… it's gonna break the ice

Step 9. Make sure you try to get a date with him

Step 10. And don't let anyone get suspicious…


In our minds we repeated that we're doing this for the article. We ignored the new feelings come in. The first time we felt happy with a guy. We were in over our heads.


I dun own Bleach now... I just own the plot and the OCS