Chapter two – The battle
Naruto's age: Six months old
"Alright men" the blonde said pacing to and fro. His hands were folded behind his back, and his clones were on stand by as they watched him. "We have our mission" he added and stopped in front of the giggling Naruto. Naruto was lying on his back, with his two chubby legs in the air.
"Sir!" the one said, saluting the Yondaime. "Permission to speak freely" he said with an erect back, clearly at attention.
"Granted, soldier" Minato said with a sharp nod of the head. The clone stepped forward and stood at ease.
"It stinks~" the clone whined and they looked at Naruto's diaper that was loaded. It could only be described as huge. They shuttered at the thought of what exactly that diaper contained. "I'm sorry but I can't!" he sobbed, flinging himself on the other clone. "I just can't!" he cried.
"Why the hell do you think I created you both!?" Minato shouted. "For your looks?" he rudely asked. Suddenly a putrid smell drifted in the air and Naruto chose that time to go 'Gah!' His chunky legs failed in the air, and he gurgled out spit as he cooed in baby talk. "Oh, Kami" Minato gagged and held his nose. He nearly fainted but thankfully, the both clones held him up. He stumbled but he finally got his standing.
"Sir, get a hold of yourself man!" one of the clones said, as he slapped his face. Minato held his red cheek and incredulously stared at it. "You're Namikaze Minato, for Kami's sake. Youngest Hokage in Konoha's history, listed as an S-class Nin in the bingo book, destroyer of battalions, fuinjutsu genius! How can you be defeated by a mere diaper?" he shouted and Minato nodded astutely.
"Thanks, I needed that" Minato said, standing firm once more. "However, if you do that again, I'll pop you" he darkly added and the clone saluted him. "Alright, men, I'm going in" he said, and stepped towards the babbling babe.
"Be careful!" the second clone hissed and clung to his fellow Kage bunshin. "I can't watch! Oh, the horror!" he shouted and covered his eyes. Minato retched, when the scent got stronger as he pulled the lapels off of the diaper. "I'm going to be sick" the clone heaved.
Naruto bubbly laughed at Minato as he quickly changed him. When he was finished, he threw the dirty diaper in the bin. "Good job sir!" the clone chirped and Minato wiped his forehead.
"That was better than I expected" Minato said and turned to his clones. He watched as their eyes widened with shock and disgust. "What is it?" he whispered, fearful of the answer. When he tried to grab them, they ran from him.
"Ano, sir, you have something..." one of the clones said, pointing to his forehead. Minato brought his hand to his forehead, and his fingers touched something wet. The other clone threw up in the nearby bin and Minato's mouth opened. He brought the shaky hand down so he could see what made his clones so afraid...
Kushina was stepping out of the bathroom, when she stopped. A loud, hitch pitched scream echoed from Naruto's nursing room. "Heh. Serves you right" Kushina said with a smirk as she walked with a spring in her step. "You should've done the dishes when I asked you to, Mina-kun" she hummed.
Author's notes: Heh, poor Yondaime. Well, I managed to get this chapter finished and because of dreckman's always kind words, I decided to post it. Thanks for the support, dreckman. I hope you enjoyed it. ^.^
