Dear Diary: Death Note Style 2
Author's Note: Couldn't resist seeing what Light's diary looks like...
Thanks: To PseudoHanyou, for noting that L's hair looks like Sasuke's.
Dear Diary,
I hope L doesn't wake up while I'm trying to write this. Creep. I'm sitting on the floor next to his bed so the chain doesn't pull or anything. This really sucks. But what can I do? The idiot-savant thinks I'm Kira and there seems no way to convince him otherwise but to help him find Kira.
You know what's really weird? The way L has his hair. Not just because it's all messy and needs a wash. But I've been noticing lately that it looks just like Sasuke's hair in Naruto! No way would I say anything to Mr. Social Retard Ryuzaki about it, of course. He makes me feel like a kid whenever my dad brings me the newest issue of Shonen Jump. I suppose he's too mature for manga. Whatever. I flip right to the Naruto to see what my man Sasuke is up to.
I do more than just read it, though. Great for solo tension relief. Or used to be, before I let myself be chained to L, with his Sasuke hair and his eyes all huge and pitiful like that Kagome chick from Inuyasha. Lamest manga ever. Like anyone would be scared of that Naraku dude. He's pathetic. But Sasuke? Fearsome.
Sometimes I wonder why I'm so into the villains in manga. I hate criminals and bullies in real life. But Ryuzaki—I mean Sasuke!—really turns me on.
Oh well. Gotta go: L's mumbling in his sleep again. Don't wanna get busted.
~Light
