Hello, normally reviewers flame bad stories, but I have decided to flame bad reviewers in a story… first, why would I give any shits if you don't like this story? Secondly, do you all expect me to just pull these chapters out of my ass? I first have to think of the chapters, while I watch episodes of the show, and everyone really should know, that 90% of the fictions on this site don't follow the story, but without changing something major in the story line itself, the events won't change, so I have no idea what you mean by changing the storyline.

On to the damn story, I am done ranting at you vicious reviewers…

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=Basement of Yokai Academy, some days later=-=-=-=-=-=-=

The robed man had visited several times, and every time, the man asked him questions, and every time Naruto threw not a gem, but a chunk of cement at him, telling him he didn't want to answer questions yet.

The headmaster was getting frustrated. For the past week, he had been trying to learn more about the blond that popped out of his statue, only for when he tried to read the scrolls that where in the chest to be swatted back, like some low level Yokai, and he was honestly getting tired of it.

Tenmei was rightfully pissed off, the blond was stronger than him and often called him a brat, and considering he was over a hundred years old and fought against the great Alucard, he was being driven up the wall.

And he was trying again today, after not getting anywhere for the past several, he was cautious about having someone like him wandering around, though the boy mostly stayed in the basement, he might walk out and cause trouble for him when it was most inopportune for him.

Opening the door, the man just stared at his normal basement, which was filled with items he had bought from auctions and even ebay, but he was unable to find a certain blond that had been occupying his thoughts.

=-=-=-=-=-=test scores of the students=-=-=-=-=-=

Naruto looked at the brunette who was whining about his bad scores, though they both noticed the three students all celebrating about their lower scores, which made both sweat-drop.

Moka ran up to her brunette friend, noticing that there was a blond who was standing next to him, both looking like they felt better on worse days.

Tsukune actually took notice of the blond, only for his thoughts to drift to his friend Moka as he noticed her coming towards him. What none of them noticed, were the stares Naruto was getting from the female population.

"Who's your friend Tsukune?"

Tsukune looked at the blond that was looking at Moka with surprise.

"I don't know, I just assumed he was a random student that actually agreed with me over something."

Naruto sighed as he walked away from the two, as they ended up shrugging and forgetting about him, in favor of Moka asking Tsukune to study with her.

Naruto watched a young girl, watch the two from behind a pillar, as he noticed she was admiring the pink haired girl, which got him thinking only for him to have to cover a nosebleed.

Yukari's class president walked up to her, with his two groupies behind him.

"Well, Yukari, looks like you're the undisputed number one, guess someone knew what they were doing when they let you skip all those grades."

Naruto stare in shock at the young girl, he knew women tended to be smarter than men, but that was ridiculous, she couldn't be more than twelve, and everyone here appeared his age, if not older. Only for the girl to do something while he was distracted with his thoughts, causing three wash-pans to fall and bonk the three bullies on the head.

Naruto actually chuckled at that, which when the three jerks heard it, got them even more pissed, though Yukari found it surprising someone else laughed at her bullies.

Getting up and yelling at the girl, he went to attack her, which the pink haired girl stepped in the way of.

"Back off, you shouldn't go around hitting girls."

As the three looked like they were going to continue anyways, Naruto tapped his shoulder.

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help over hearing. Do you have a problem with this girl?"

The three bullies, after hearing that, thinking they had backup, turned to answer, only to get a look at the boy.

"Great, another boundary being, just what we need."

Yukari looked surprised, while Tsukune continued to look confused. Naruto looked shocked.

"Boundary being?"

The class president turned and walked away after realizing it was one boundary being helping another."

"Filthy witch, bad enough you're in our class, we better not have to deal with him too."

Moka and Yukari looked at Naruto with pity, as Tsukune was still confused.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=in the cafeteria=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Yukari sat down with Moka and Tsukune on the other side of the table, Naruto right next to her. Naruto was still confused.

"What makes that guy call me a boundary being?"

Yukari sighed.

"It's your outfit, if it isn't the school uniform you must be a boundary being, but from your looks and physique, I would say you're a ninja."

Tsukune and Moka were caught off guard, Naruto was confused.

"What does being a ninja have to do with boundary beings?"

Yukari gave Naruto a look, a look one would give a retarded child that asked a retarded question.

"Well, boundary beings are mixed into three categories, Martial artist, Ninja, and Witch. All three have access to the same type of energy, where Monsters have Yokai, we have Chi, and Ki. Martial Artists have more Chi, allowing them to raise their physical prowess to unheard of levels, even matching that of some Yokai. Witches on the other hand are the exact opposite, we have greats amount of Ki, which we use for our spells, and tends to allow us to become more intelligent. Ninja on the other hand, have equal amounts of both, and are able to physically manifest spells without wands.

Ninja are the most powerful of the three, but are also the most versatile, meaning they are the most annoying, Martial Artists stay near humans because everyone views them as humans who work out too much. Witches and Ninja however are seen as not fully human due to our powers, but not seen as monsters due to being mostly human."

Naruto nodded.

"So, what rank are we on the scale?"

Moka smiled.

"Martial Artists are not measured on the scale, Witches are ranged from high C, to low B, while Ninja range from low to high B."

Naruto looked insulted.

"I am a triple S ranked threat, period."

Yukari felt the boy was just upset over being told he wasn't the strongest, and was just full of hot air.

Yukari then became all shy.

"Well, since we answered Stupid's questions. Moka, I-I love you more than life itself!"

Yukari jumped across the table, hugging Moka, though she ended up groping her.

"Every time I pass you in the hall I fall more and more in love with you, and after you rescued me from the bullies, I have decided you're the one."

"The one what?"

"The one to be my girlfriend silly."

=-=-=-=-=-=later that same day=-=-=-=-=-=

Naruto was staring down the hooded guy again.

"What is it this time?"

Tenmei was seriously ready to call in his two friends to help him in kicking this boys ass. first he throws him out of his own damn basement, hits him with gems(though he didn't complain) than started to hurl cement at him before completely disappearing from his basement with no warning.

"You, ninja, are getting on my last nerve."

Naruto smirked and released five tails of power, causing the headmaster, and everyone else to seriously sweat from the amount of Yokai he was releasing.

"This is fifty percent. So until you have three times the amount of power I am revealing, I don't want to hear your demands, but I could use help on learning about the world I woke up in, so can you help me in exchange for me leaving your school in one piece?"

Tenmei was sweating, even after the boy resealed his power, he would never forget the amount of power he felt, He nodded, not being able to speak, as the blond walked away smiling, only for him to feel something in his pocket.

"You didn't have to threaten, I was going to try a peaceful solution anyway, but I was hoping I would have gotten more information about you, other than your name, Naruto."

Naruto smirked.

"As a man of my word, I will start school tomorrow."

Tenmei smirked as he caught the hopelessness in the blonde's eyes and voice, though he hid them well.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=foggy lake=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Naruto stared at the surface, with a picture in his hand. The picture showed two beautiful women, one with blue hair, and the other with pale blonde, both standing next to a statue, with two five year old girls hugging the statue's legs.

The one next to Hinata had blue hair, his sky blue eyes, and wore a red kimono, while the other girl had his sun-kissed blond hair, while wearing an outfit similar to her mother's.

Naruto dried his tears on his sleeve as he heard a scuffle.

"It hurts!"

"It hurts it hurts, your voice is disgusting, why don't you go cry about it?"

"Yep, disgusting is exactly right, it makes me sick."

Naruto watched as the three bullies that picked on Yukari earlier in the day, while doing it again, they also transformed into lizardmen, confusing him somewhat before he remembered where he was.

"Well, well, well, what have we here?"

All four of them turned to see Naruto standing there, still in his cloak, though Yukari noticed something, his sleeve was wet, like how her own look after she wipes her eyes after she cries.

"What do you want Ninja? You're as filthy as her, though you are easier to deal with, at least you not some whiney little prepubescent bitch like this boundary being is, so if you leave we won't have any problem with you, just keep your mouth shut and follow the rules."

Naruto looked the thing dead in the eye for all of two seconds before he burst out laughing, confusing and irritating all three of the lizardmen.

"What is so damn funny?"

"Thinking I would follow the rules, after all, I am a prankster, so I will follow the rules while breaking everyone else's sanity, though now I have to get used to asking where your proof is."

The lizardmen snarled at Naruto as the one on the right rushed him ready to take a chomp out of him, only to fall forward as Naruto stepped aside.

"Never rush someone unless your faster than them."

As he finished his warning, he flicked the reptile in the back of his head. The other two snarled as they both joined their friend in rushing the blond.

Yukari was too shocked over the blond helping her to realize she was left alone, she was also shocked that the blond was messing with all three of the bullies who were going to eat her.

Moka stayed watching, not jumping in due to not wanting to distract the boundary being and getting him bit.

"Moka!"

Naruto turned to look at the boy as he yelled, thinking there were more attacking, only for all three to sink their teeth into him, crony one biting his left forearm, crony two getting his right bicep, while the class rep got a hold of his left shoulder.

Everyone looked on in shock at what just happened, Yukari beginning to cry, as Tsukune felt bad for distracting the other teen, Moka herself turning to Tsukune in order for him to get her rosary off, who after getting grabbed by Moka, yanked it off quickly.

Moka released a great amount of Yokai, scaring the three lizardmen into releasing their prey, as he stood there with his head lowered.

"Must you call me out for every little thing? Can you not handle even these weaklings on your own?"

Tsukune looked shocked at her.

"But Moka, those guys just bit that guy, he needs help and I am weak."

Moka just looked at the blond as he took of his red cloak and examined the holes in it, which caused everyone, including the now arriving Kurumu, that there was no blood, just holes in his clothes.

"This was my favorite cloak, you pieces of shits."

Naruto looked at the three lizardmen, and released more Yokai than Moka, while his eyes turned red while his pupils became slits, and his hair became spikier, and his teeth became fangs.

Tsukune looked shocked.

"Is he a vampire too?"

"Moka appeared intrigued.

"No, but he is very powerful."

Naruto suddenly became three as he used the shadow clone, shocking everyone, but Yukari, as she knew the kind of things ninja were capable of, though to what extent Naruto was capable of she didn't know.

Naruto and his two clones flashed in front of a lizard each as they each kicked them in the chin, then back-handed them as they came down.

Yukari watched as Naruto batted the three bullies around, and was in awe at what the boundary being was doing.

Moka watched, impressed with the blond, even though the three lizardmen were pushovers compared to most, defeating one still required some amount of physical strength, though she was slightly disappointed when she remembered this whole kick their asses in three moves was because they put holes in his cloak.

Kurumu actually looked a bit surprised over the amount of ease the ninja used to defeat the lizardmen, only to have her thoughts drift to other uses for the shadow clone technique, and if Tsukune could use it.

Naruto turned to look at them.

"Yo, what is it you're all doing here?"

Moka is the one who answered.

"Well, they all rushed here to help Yukari out, while Tsukune released me in order to help you when you got bit."

Naruto looked at the three weaker monsters.

"Those weaklings stood no chance, when someone who uses chakra trains enough, they are capable of creating a coat of energy on their body in order to protect them from harm, unless the opponent has enough physical strength, or are able to overpower it with their own energy, Yokai, Chakra, Chi, or Ki, there will be no harm done to yourself."

Everyone appeared fascinated by the ability. Moka sighs as she snags her Rosario from Tsukune.

"Maybe next time I'll get to fight you."

Moka smirked at the blond as she replaced her Rosario.

Tsukune looked a bit jealous of Naruto there, especially since he has yet to earn inner Moka's attention, only for protecting him as a food source for her outer self.

Naruto watched as runes appeared slightly around the Rosario, though he was the only one to notice them, he still got good enough a look to know that the Rosario sealed her power away.

Yukari looked at Naruto.

"Why did you rescue me?"

"Mostly cause, I couldn't leave a young girl to suffer at the hands of complete morons. You do remind me a lot of myself when I was your age, pulling pranks to get attention, though I put graffiti all over the side of a mountain in the middle of broad daylight, wearing a neon orange jumpsuit."

Everyone actually looked a bit shocked that a kid could pull that off, Yukari wasn't convinced.

"Ninja have their own villages, there is no way for you to know how I feel."

Naruto went over and crouched down in front of her as he smiled.

"I lived in a village as an orphan, everyone but a handful of people believed I was a monster, I was told countless times my parents left me for random reasons, or they killed themselves, or my mother was a whore who couldn't take care of me. They tossed me out of stores, refused to sell me food at correct prices. I know what it means to be alone, and I know even more about how cruel Humans can be."

Yukari started to cry harder as she clung to Naruto's neck, knocking him over from his crouched position.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=days later=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Moka and Kurumu were walking into class, only to find Naruto standing with Tsukune, while Yukari hung from Naruto's neck.

Moka and Kurumu stared in shock, as Naruto spun around, causing the young witch to flop around, reminding Tsukune when he played Mario and used the cape.

Moka was the one to break the silence.

"What is going on here?"

As they stopped spinning, both with swirls in their eyes, Yukari answered.

"I have not given up on you Moka, but I have also fallen in love with Naruto here, and it is now my goal to convince you Naruto is destined to be with us forever."

As Yukari finished talking, Naruto fell over with Yukari on top of him, both still very dizzy.

=-=-=-=-=-=another couple days skip=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Naruto listened as Miss Nekonome was teaching, though when she asked Tsukune to read a part, he didn't respond, even after calling his name a third time.

"What the hell am I supposed to do?"

Everyone stared at him in shock, except Naruto, almost as if he expected it.

Miss Nekonome smiled.

"Read this next part silly."

=-=-=-=-=-=-=later the same day=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Naruto caught three guys all shouting about the three girls that he knew, and he felt himself get dumber after listening to their cheers about Moka, Kurumu, and Yukari.

"What the hell?"

Only for Tsukune to cry, as they all started hitting him with their plastic megaphones. They were all commenting on how he was a wimp even though he was in his human form when the trash Tsukune had started to dump itself on them, leading to them all smiling and practically drooling over the three who came to rescue the boy.

"Hey, just because he's stealing Moka from Me and Naruto doesn't mean you should all gain up on him."

Naruto had a sweat drop form after that.

"Well, considering they know they should fear me, they have no choice."

All three of the boys looked to Naruto as they began to sweat, only for them to throw their megaphones at Naruto, all three being torn up before they reached their target. Kozo spoke out for them.

"Just because we couldn't find you doesn't mean we're afraid of you Uzumaki."

Naruto smirked, before appearing in front of the three losers, flicking them each in the forehead, causing them all to fly off past the three girls, and into a pile of cleaning supplies.

All three shouted about how they would get their revenge as they ran away.

Moka and Kurumu both rushed over to Tsukune to help him, while Yukari went and admired Naruto for his strength by jumping and hanging from his arm.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=cafeteria=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Moka and Kurumu were both talking about how they should be Tsukune's body guards, after complaining about the three perverts who kept following them around everywhere, Yukari solving her problem by hanging with Naruto, who simply destroyed the pervert's camera and finger flicked the boy away.

Tsukune walked away with his head down, only to be followed my Moka, as Naruto secretly had a shadow clone follow them.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=with Moka and Tsukune=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Moka had just got done apologizing to Tsukune as he walked away to his dorm room.

Moka looked down; sad she failed to cheer him up. Moka looked shocked when she felt someone put their hand on her shoulder.

"Did you know, humans release a different energy than monsters, even boundary beings like Yukari give off a stronger energy. Tsukune on the other hand has no energy to release, therefore, he must be human, but I am a bit shocked you know."

Moka turned to face Naruto, and saw him smiling.

"He must have some deep feelings for you to stay here with the threat of death looming over him like that."

Moka thought on his words, blushing at what they implied.

"Please don't…"

Before she could finish, Naruto put a finger to her lips.

"I will not tell anyone, I promise, and I never go back on my word."

Moka smiled as she gave Naruto a hug.

=-=-=-=-=-=the next day=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Tsukune was standing at the bus stop, waiting for the bus, as the three stooges showed up.

"Where do you get off calling her Moka. She is one of our sacred goddesses."

Naruto stepped out in front of Tsukune, causing the three rejects to glare. Kozo speaking.

"Well, Uzumaki, I hope you're ready, cause since we're off school grounds, we can go at you with everything we got, Umbrella!"

Kozo placed his megaphone on his head as it grew and turned his entire upper torso into an umbrella.

"Neck neck."

After a bit of grunting, Kubasaki stretched his neck.

"Blob!"

Bosaburo shouted as his shirt burst open to show his unsightly body.

Kozo glared at the two males that were their opponents.

"Your both gonna die for stealing the women we love."

Naruto smirked as he charged up lightening along his arms, readying them to launch a thunder strike at the three weaklings, Kozo began to spin his umbrella head as something wet started to flying off him, sadly landing on Naruto.

"Ahhhhh!"

Naruto was shocked by his own lightening as the water hit him, causing Kozo to stop and look at him.

"What the fuck is the water!?"

Kozo actually smirked.

"Rain water that my monster form pretty much shoots out all the time, I am a weather type monster of course, but I wouldn't expect you to be able to battle with lightening now."

Naruto smirked as he placed his arm on the ground, pulling up also caused a rock pillar of five feet, and a six inch diameter to come with it.

Naruto launched the pillar at the three monsters as Kozo and Kubasaki moved out of the way, but Bosaburo wasn't fast enough, leaving him to take the hit directly in the stomach, only for him to straighten up and launch the pillar back at Naruto, who was caught off guard and hit directly in the chest.

"What the fuck? How are they able to throw the elements back at me?"

Naruto now sported burns along his arms, as well as a red bruise on his chest, revealing his rock pillar ruined his fishnet shirt that he wore under his cloak.

With a poof of smoke, Naruto was now shirtless, revealing exactly how much muscle he had.

Kozo speaking for all four of the boys who were there.

"Damn, he is ripped."

Kubasaki crying.

"No wonder Yukari likes him."

Naruto prepared to launch fire at the three loons, all three panicking, though the umbrella monster began to spin faster than before, causing a twister to form.

Naruto launched the flames at the three, only for the rain water that was flung off the umbrella to weaken it enough so the twister could push the flames back.

Naruto grunted as he was hit with his own attack again, which was really pissing him off.

All three monsters were in shock at their achievement so far, only for the moment to be ruined when their goddesses appeared, all flying with Kurumu.

All three had seen what the fire attack did, and all were shocked at Naruto's condition. Kurumu commenting towards Yukari.

"Damn, they are putting your boyfriend through the ringer."

Moka looked at Naruto's eyes.

"No, Naruto is getting annoyed with them, he isn't losing, just underestimating them, without trying."

Naruto glared at the three stooges.

"I hate it when my attacks are sent back at me, I promised the headmaster I wouldn't kill anyone too. So wind and non-elemental attacks are out of the question against these guys for me, have fun ladies."

Tsukune looked a bit more down than yesterday as they showed up.

"Once again I am saved by everyone else."

Moka slapped Tsukune across his cheek as he said that.

"Friends help friends, will you accept that already."

Kurumu walked up to him.

"Besides, you helped me against that other Moka, doesn't that count for anything?"

Moka smiled.

"You also helped me when I thought I wasn't going to have any friends, and you're the only one who can remove my Rosario."

Naruto smirked.

"That's all great and everything, but I am still unable to hit these guys with my non-lethal elements."

All three members of the fan-clubs club stared at Naruto, Kozo commenting.

"And it just so happens to be the stronger one who remembers us."

Kurumu flew towards the Blob as she struck out with her claws as they just nearly got stuck several times, causing her to retreat.

Yukari was already retreating from the neck monster who was spouting about wrapping her in his neck.

Moka unable to get close to the umbrella monster due to all the disgusting wet stuff he was throwing at her.

Tsukune watched on, trying to think of a plan as Naruto noticed something.

"With his tongue out, it's almost as if that rain water is his spit… I will kill that bastard."

Naruto began to look darker as he got more pissed off. Tsukune began shouting at the three lame monsters.

"Hey, you three, you call yourselves a fan club but all you really are is a bunch of creepy stalkers, you're pathetic."

Kozo "Wait, you're calling us pathetic?"

Bosaburo "Not only that, but perverted, ugly monster trash too?"

Tsukune "I didn't say that last part."

Kozo glared at Tsukune as he spoke for all three of them.

"You sure thought that though. Well you won't have to look at us much longer because we're gonna…"

"Destroy you!"

All three shouted as Kozo began to do commentary for their new form.

"Well now it's time for the fan club collision-"

Bosaburo "Super-secret-"

Kubasaki "Angry amalgam attack!"

As all three shouted Amalgam, they became a giant blob monster, with a mouth on it's stomach, along with an umbrella on it's back.

"Not so pathetic now are we tiny? Actually, the only pathetic on here is you."

The monster swatted Tsukune aside as Naruto stepped back up to fight as well, hoping for a different outcome with this form.

Only for everyone to stop and turn to witness Moka being released.

"So you three woke me up?"

"The goddess who descended from heaven above."

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=the battle is the same from here on out=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Naruto looked at Moka.

"Nice to see you again."

Moka smirked at Naruto.

"So you got beat up huh? Guess you're not as powerful as I thought."

"Their monster forms are perfect for countering, getting close to them would have left me open to getting tangled up in the one guy's neck, and I didn't expect to be assaulted by my own elemental attacks."

Moka actually looked at the three.

"Guess where some things are weak, they shine brighter elsewhere."

Moka turned to Tsukune as he spoke to her.

"Guess I wound up being saved by you again huh Moka?"

"Tsukune, your leaving doesn't work for me, without you there would be no food for yours truly, an it would make the other Moka sad."

"Leaving? Who said anything about leaving?"

Naruto also looked confused.

"I followed Tsukune here in case those three nut jobs showed up, and I assumed that you three followed my example due to saying how you were gonna be his body guards or something."

Tsukune chuckled slightly.

"Naruto ran into me while I was walking here and asked about the briefcase, which is full of letters that I was gonna ask the bus driver to mail for me."

All the girls looked shocked, as Yukari pointed out Moka jumped to conclusions.

=-=-=-=-=-=the following day=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Tsukune stood up shouting as they were told about a new payphone, which just after, Moka drank some of his blood, causing Naruto to shake his head.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=end=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Alright, 4,718 words, sorry about the long author notes, but I feel that I get asked to update too often when everyone is asking for the next chapter one minute after the first chapter was posted, it drives me bonkers.