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Part 1: The Teams

Liz silently burned in her seat waiting for the stupid bell to sound her destination clearly planned out in her head. She waited, and then the annoying tone sounded and she was off. Liz bolted out the door and tore down the halls of West Roswell High looking for the one person who could help her and she spotted her target. The blonde was poking around her locker looking for something and had just closed the metal door when Liz's small hand wrapped around her arm dragging her into a deserted classroom with a yelp.

"Liz!" She hissed yanking her arm away rubbing the sore skin. Her eyes flew from her tan face to her shirt and the blonde's eyes widened comically. "Oh."

"She went too far this time." Liz hissed, "And she is going to pay. Tess I need your help." Liz said swallowing the bitter taste that entered her mouth when she said those dreaded words. Tess stared at her shocked.

"My help?"

"I need an alien and you are the only one with enough guts to go against Isabel. Besides she would never see it coming." Liz said as Tess stared at her like she was speaking Greek.

"Why should I help you?" Tess asked her blue eyes narrowing not liking the vicious smile that crossed the normally pleasant girl's face.

"With your skills and my plan the two of us could get the others back for all of their pranks once and for all. For the locker melting, the itching shirts, the shirt changes, the… oh you get the picture." Liz said sitting on a desk as the lunch bell rang.

Tess stared at Liz biting her lip running through the different outcomes in her head. "Alright fine." Tess sighed running a hand through her hair. "Who knows this could actually end up being fun." Tess said and Liz squealed jumping off the desk.

"Perfect!" Liz said.

Tess couldn't help but smile at the energy Liz was exuding, and she found herself getting more and more excited about the idea as they stood there. "So who did you want to hit first?" Tess asked as Liz looped arms with her leaving the classroom heading to the quad.

"I was thinking Max. He will never see it coming. Besides if Isabel sees her brother as the target first it is just going to make her sweat longer." Liz said.

Tess shook her head laughing. "Liz, I think this is the start of a beautiful alliance."

Isabel cringed when she saw Liz walk into the quad with Tess both talking a little too fast and animatedly for her comfort; the two of them together was never a good idea. "Hey Isabel could you pass the…"

"I need your help." Isabel said cutting Maria off as the other girl tried to reach for the salt.

"With what?" Green eyes narrowed in accusation.

"I kind of pulled a prank on Liz this morning and well, now I think she is out to get me." Isabel said darting a look at the two in line getting their food.

"What did you do?" Maria asked looking scared.

Isabel did not like that look at all. "I ah changed her shirt to an 'I Love Michael Guerin' shirt." She said really not liking the wince Maria gave. "What?" She gasped, "What's wrong?"

"Well you see Isabel, Alex and I learned a long time ago never to pull pranks on Liz." The shudder that ran through the peppy blonde did nothing to ease Isabel's worries.

"Why?" Isabel demanded as Kyle sat down with them.

"Afternoon ladies." He said taking a gulp of his milk but stopped when he saw their panicked faces. "Oh no what now? Are we getting invaded or something?" Kyle asked slamming down the carton.

"No but that would be preferable right now." Maria muttered.

"Why?" Kyle asked.

"Isabel pulled a prank on Liz." Maria hissed.

"No!" Kyle gasped chancing a glance at Liz in the lunch line before he turned back to Isabel. "Are you crazy!" He hissed. "Everyone knows not to pull a prank on Parker that is like the number one rule around here. Where the hell have you been?" Kyle asked.

"Since when?" Isabel asked.

"Oh god, please tell me you remember the war of 96'." Kyle said leaning across the table not even caring that he was getting food on his shirt.

"What are you talking about?" Isabel laughed finally getting that they were joking. Kyle and Maria stared at her in shock, okay so maybe that wasn't a joke.

"Oh she needs help." Maria said. "I am needed." Maria whispered, "If you are going to survive this attack."

"Why?" Isabel asked.

"You need me because when it comes to prank wars Liz Parker is the Queen of evil and right now you are her main target."

Liz looked at the table and grinned. "Isabel is going to recruit Maria." She giggled and Tess laughed.

"They will be in for a surprise when it is not them on the receiving end, yet." Tess said.

"So meet you there at 5:30?" Liz asked and Tess nodded.

"I am supposed to be spending the night anyway; this will just give me a reason to wake up in the morning." Tess said.

"Hey guys." Liz said sitting down never looking at Isabel.

"Liz, Tess." Kyle said.

"What were you two talking about?" Isabel blurted out.

Tess and Liz stared at her, "The history report." Liz said the two staring at Isabel as if she were slow. "You know the one assigned this morning. Tess has Mr. Jackiel second hour and since the two of us have the same topic we figured we could do the project together or at least the research part of it." Liz said.

Maria stared at the two of them not knowing if she should believe them or not, but she didn't raise the issue. Isabel seemed to calm down at the answer but kept an eye on Liz. The bell rang and the group scattered. Kyle chanced a glance behind him and took off into the school looking for the one reclusive person who could help him out.

"Michael." Kyle hissed as the alien walked out of his math class, lucky for Kyle it was one of the rare days he decided to show up.

"What do you want Valenti?"

"We have a problem." Kyle hissed his eyes nervously darting around the hall.

"Spit it out already." Michael growled.

"Okay sheesh. Listen after Isabel's little stunt this morning Liz is on the warpath and I think she got Tess to work with her. Isabel has Maria working with her and I need an alien and I will be damned if I am stuck with Max." Kyle hissed.

"Wait, what?"

"Oh come on even I am not this slow." Kyle grumbled. "Remember back in 96 when Alex and Maria…"

"Oh my god they are starting a prank war." Michael said.

"Hey good for you Isabel didn't even know it existed." Kyle said slapping his arm.

"I ah kind of read it in Liz's journal." Michael said. "Tell anyone that and I will kill you in your sleep." Michael growled and Kyle nodded quickly.

"Alright, as long as you agree to help me." Kyle said. Michael looked around the hall debating if he should get involved. He remembered reading what all had occurred the last round but now with aliens involved the war was going to get messy, Liz was brutal.

"Fine I am in. I have been waiting for years to pull a few on Max and Isabel." Kyle grinned and left Michael to go to class.

Alex peaked out from behind his locker his face pale. "This is not good." He mumbled.

"Alex?" Max asked looking confused at the desperate look on the lanky kids face.

"Hi I need your help."

"Um okay." Max said adjusting his straps. "What do you need?"

"I need a partner for the war and you are it, all the others have paired up and I don't want to die." Alex said.

"Okay I am officially lost." Max said looking around for one of his other friends.

"Your sister apparently pulled a prank of Liz…"

"Is Liz okay?"

"Who cares about Liz!" Alex yelled grabbing Max's shirt. "I care about me! I don't want to suffer at her hands and now Maria and Kyle have recruited Michael and Isabel and I am all alone."

Max raised an eyebrow at him, "What about Tess?"

"She is working with Liz everyone knows that. Figures the two would team up." Alex grumbled not paying attention to Max's bewildered look.

"Liz and Tess?"

"Yes the evil masterminds. Please Max I am begging you here."

Max couldn't take Alex's pitiful expression anymore; it was like kicking a puppy. At the same time he did not want to mess with his sister and Liz. "Alright fine I will work with you but only if someone comes after you or me, not until then alright?" Max asked and Alex nodded eagerly.

"Thanks Max you have no idea how happy this makes me." Alex whispered before he raced away.

"Weird." Max muttered shaking his head.

The Next Morning

Isabel barely slept a wink last night. She had completely forgotten that she had asked Tess to spend the night and it had been too late when she realized, to take back the offer. Tess slept soundly the whole night irking Isabel to no end. At five fifteen Tess's travel alarm went off and the blonde slowly got up.

"Tess?" Isabel asked.

"Sorry Isabel, I am going to go and take a shower." Tess said slowly crawling out of the bed grabbing her travel bag heading towards the bathroom. Tess grinned once she was in the hall, depositing her bag in the bathroom she quickly went about mindwarping the occupants of the house into thinking she was puttering around in the kids bathroom while she really went downstairs and opened the front door to let Liz in.

"Ready?" Liz asked holding a bag.

"Yup he is out like a light." Tess said leading the way into Max's room. The two girls stepped inside and froze their hands flying to their faces as their eyes started to water.

"Oh god." Liz gagged. "What is that smell?"

"Hot sauce and…uh something else." Tess said fighting her gag reflex. The room was a wash of strange scents burning their mouths and noses.

"Quick get the boxers, need air." Liz gagged racing over to his dresser. Liz stuffed two pairs into her bag and dragged Tess out of the room. The two of them chocked and gasped for air in the hall.

"Oh never again." Tess said coughing.

"This better be worth it." Liz grumbled. "I have been in his room before and it never smelled that bad." Liz huffed.

"He knew you were coming over." Tess said.

"He cleaned." They said while Liz quickly left. Tess dropped her mindwarp and went back into Isabel's room. School was going to be very interesting today.