HEY! I feel so bad for not working on this story! But its not entirely my fault? I lost the papers that had all the pranks. SO... I am going to be working on this story from now on... since everyone hates me and keeps reporting me! Never mind that. On to the story! Here are the pranks numbers 11-20.
11. Freak him out by saying Potato in different accents. Like Irish! (1)
12. I wonder what a bald Octavian looks like...
"Now how much are you paying us again?" Travis Stoll, son of Hermes, asked a girl standing a few feet away from him. The girl sighed and Travis could tell she wasn't in the mood.
"30 dollars. Now go before Octavian wakes up from the sleeping charm I gave him!" she hissed.
Travis wasn't going to say this aloud, but this daughter of Hecate scared the crap out of him.
"But $15 dollar? For the both of us? Jessica, I don't think so. $40!" Connor cut in.
Jessica shot him a steel glare that even Annabeth would be proud of.
"You're getting $30 and that's it! NOW DON'T MAKE ME GET FIRE BOY TO FRY YOU TWO ALIVE!"
Travis and Conner looked at each other. "Do you mean Leo?"
"Yes, I didn't know his name. I'm a newer camper. And I will make him fry you guys if you don't start hauling your little Hermes asses to Octavian's!"
"Oh come on Jess, you wouldn't do that, now would you?" Travis said, placing a hand on her shoulder. "Touch me again and I'm spreading a Stollcest rumor." she hissed. Travis dropped his hand and the girl smiled a bit too evilly. "No! We'll do it." Connor mumbled.
"Thanks boys!" Jess smiled a real smile and planted a kiss right on Connor's lips and ran off. "Come on Connor." Travis muttered. But to no avail, his brother was hopelessly in a daze from the daughter of Hecate. "Hey, Travis," He whispered. "Do you think she's into me?"
Travis didn't answer that question.
13. LETS GO TO THE DAMN SNACK BAR! Laughter ensues!(2)
14. One word making us all wish we were blind: speedo. A little torture for everyone.
The next few were provided by prankster(guest)-
15. Dress Octavian up in a dress, knock him out, then wake him up in the middle of the forum. When he screams like a girl yell "I knew he was a girl," then film it and put it on You-Tube.
Connor's POV.
I looked at our crew made up on me, Travis, Jessica, and a young Aphrodite girl. She and Jessica were really close and she wanted to personally video tape what was about to happen.
"Hey boys, want to put a little money on this prank? I bet you anything he's going to scream like a girl." Jessica said. The small girl agreed.
"I bet that he's going to wake up and walk away muttering something about teddy bears. " Travis said. "And if we win, you have to kiss us,"
"How much money?" I said. Jess smirked.
"$30."
"What?! No, you just want your money back!" Travis said.
"Yes. I kind of do since you idiots didn't do the job as well as I hoped."
"Hey, it's not our fault you put Connor in a daze!" Travis said. I nudged him to shut up.
"I don't know what you're even talking about. Oh looked he's waking up!" Jess said. The girl started recording.
Octavian's POV.
Octavian woke suddenly, after having a nightmare filled with small bears attacking him. He sighed, he couldn't get over the fact that he was being tortured by teddy bears. He tried to get up from his bed but it wasn't there. He looked around and realized he was in the forum.
Now why would I be here? He thought.
Octavian heard a noise from his left and saw two graeus children laughing their heads off.
How dare they laugh at me! I'm the future praetor of New Rome!
Octavian stood up and was just about to beat them silly when he noticed a small breeze in his lower areas. He looked down and screamed like a little girl. Actually, little girls had nothing on his scream.
Octavian didn't know how it happened, but oh the gods, he was in a dress. The dress hung loosely on his little chicken body frame.
"HA! I KNEW HE WAS A GIRL! Pay up Stolls!" A girl yelled. He looked up to witness a girl, maybe 16 or 17, exchange money with the Mercury twins. He glared at them and started to march up to them and demand 'what the Pluto is the meaning of this' but he noticed a younger girl holding a small black thing to her face. He couldn't identify it. Until the girl shouted,
"HEY OCTAVIAN! SAY HELLO TO THE CAMERA!" He waved but then bolted out of there.
Jessica's POV.
"Damn it." Travis and Connor muttered. They me gave back my money.
"Don't be sad boys. Just do a better job next time." I said. I hooked arms with Aryanna and started to walk off.
"Come on Ary, let's go edit this and post it." I said. She giggled evilly. I was so proud.
"Wait! I forgot something." I said and ran back to moping boys. Connor sort of perked up when I did. Huh. Never noticed that before.
And before I could tell myself no, I swallowed my fear and gave Connor a kiss on his cheek. He stood there dumbfounded.
"No offense Travis but I'm not kissing you." I said and ran off once more.
16. Chase Octavian. Then when they capture him tell him that they are plotting to take over Rome. Tell him the location of the room. Then when he gets there get Reyna fill the place with teddy bears and say they were all a gift for Octavian.
Connor's POV.
"Why the need to be evil lately?" I asked Jessica and Travis. They ignored me as they were still planning the next prank for Octavian. If I didn't know that Travis really liked Katie, I would so think he was into Jessica.
"Okay now to start the big chase. Travis, I nominate you to run while me and Connor will fill the room." Jess said. Travis nodded and ran off. Jess turned to me.
"Got the teddy bears?" She asked.
"Am I not Hermes son? Of course I got the bears. Where to?"
She grabbed my hand and led me to Renya's Villa.
"You know she's going to kill us right?" I said. Jess shrugged.
"Oh look there's Renya!" She squealed. Before I could stop her, she ran up to Renya and started explaining our plan.
"So... Are you going to tell?" Renya looked at her and me. And sighed.
"I won't tell. As long as I get to tell Octavian that they're a gift to him." She said.
"Deal. Plus he was going to suspect it was us anyways. Travis is off chasing him. Come on Connor." She grabbed my hand again and we went inside to fill one of the rooms with the bears. No sooner had we finished, Travis came with a duct tape bound Octavian.
"Nice." I gave his him a high-five.
"Let me go you Greeks!" Octavian yelled. I was tempted to put a strip of tape over his mouth. We stepped back as Jessica gave an evil laugh.
"We'll let you go as long as you don't make a peep about this." Her voice changed until it was monster like. Only a child of Hecate could pull that off.
Octavian gave a shudder.
"What are you planning, Greeks!"
"To take over your precious city, Roman!" She laughed.
"Jess, where are the plans?" Travis asked. Jessica face palmed herself.
"I told you! It's in a secret compartment in Renya's villa!" She hissed.
"Oh."
"I swear I work with idiots." She muttered.
"What are you guys doing to the augur?!" We all heard Renya but pretended that we just got caught. Me and Jessica turned around. Travis was freaking out. Oops. Forgot he doesn't know this is fake.
"Well? I'm waiting!" She said. Those few words caused Travis to drop Octavian on the ground and run. Jessica gave Renya a signal and then we ran too.
Octavian's POV now.
After Renya helped me get all the duct tape off, I proceeded to tell her what the Greeks told me.
"I'm telling you! They're planning to take over Rome!"
"I'll look into it. Now can you get the paperwork of the day from my spare room? I have much work to do."
"Anything for the praetor." He said. He walked to the room and opened the door. Mounds upon mounds of teddy bears fell on him.
"Ahhhhhhh!" He screamed. Renya came running around the corner.
"What's the meaning of this?!" He asked.
"Oh. Yeah some girls in some fan group gave you them as presents."
17. Give Octavian 10 human size teddy bears. Then change into teddy bear suits. Follow him around in the teddy bear suit. When he looks at you be still. When he tells Reyna, have them all be where he last put the original bear. Tell Reyna he needs mental help the next day. While he is in a straight jacket give him a teddy bear as a get well present. film.
Connor's POV.
"We need ten people. So far we have you, me, Travis, Aryanna, and Renya. I was going to ask Leo but he's fixing something." Jessica said. I looked at the costumes she made me order.
"Where do you even get these ideas?"
"My mortal friends are weird."(3)
"Lovely. Is Renya giving him the bears?"
"Yes. She said she would send Aurum when the coast is clear."
"Ugh. I hate those dogs. Wait why just Aurum?"
"Because Argentum is having technical problems. Oh! That's must be where Leo is!"
"Smooth."
"Shut up Stoll."
We heard a bark and the silver automaton greyhound came bounding our way. Jess pet it's head and it wagged its tail. It growled at me.
"It's go time. I'm going to get Leo and lets just have the six of us. Are the cameras installed inside?"
"Yes. Now go get your Leo." I muttered. Jess looked at me weird. She grabbed two suits and ran. I groaned and mentally kicked myself.
~20 minutes later~
"Who's idea was it to put me in a panda costume?" Leo asked. Jess raised her hand and he shut up.
I looked at our fellow friends. Leo and Jess were in panda costumes, Travis was a black bear, I was a grizzly bear. And Renya was a polar bear. The little Aryanna girl was a mini grizzly as well.
"You all know what to do. Buddy up people!" Jess said.
"I call Jess!" I yelled. Leo started cursing. I grabbed her hand and hightailed it out of there. We turned on our in costume cameras and went to look for Octavian.
He was in his room, sacrificing one of the bears Renya had given him. It was a grizzly bear.
"There. I can't believe my fan club got me these bears. A bit too big but they'll do for the gods." He muttered. He looked our way and we froze. Jessica took something out of her pocket and threw it at him. It hit his head and then he crumbled to the ground.
"JESS!"
"What?! I freaked out!"
"But that wasn't part of the plan! And since when do you freak out?"
"I don't know!"
We ducked into the room where an unconscious Octavian lay. He was muttering random things.
"By the way, what did you hit him with?" I asked.
"A crazy ball. It brings ones mind into a state of insanity." she said, scratching her chin. " I thought I used my last one on Nico."
"What?"
"Nothing."
~The next day.~
"Renya, as you can clearly see, Octavian needs help. Mental help." I heard Jessica talking to Renya the next day. As far as I know, me and Jess were the only ones who did any damage. Everyone else chickened out. Octavian sat at Renya's praetor table, saying unintelligent things.
"Very well. I'll send him away to get better." She said and went off.
~Day after that somewhere in a hospital.~
Octavian's POV.
He sat in a room, a pretty room, where there were soft cushions everywhere. He didn't mind that. What he minded was the extremely tight jacket that was on him. He couldn't move his arms or anything.
"Mr. Octavian, you have a visitor." A monotone voice came out of nowhere. He turned just in time to see a panda pop out of nowhere and start singing "It's a small world after all."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
18. Hypnos is one of my favorite gods now...(4)
19. Ask Octavian repeatedly if he's gay.
Aryanna's POV.
I looked between Jessica and Connor. They looked like they were having a fight. Travis and Leo were more off to the side, talking. She sighed. She was going to have to take matters into her own hands.
"If you two aren't going to stop acting so in love to do anything productive, I'll do the prank." I said. Both of them stopped fighting and scooted away from another. They're so oblivious. They totally love each other. And to think my mom initiated it. I'm proud to be a daughter of Aphrodite or Venus if you want to go all Roman on me.
"I'm not in love with a prankster." Jess muttered.
"Sure, Whatever. Now I'm not asking, can I please ask Octavian if he's gay?!" I said. They all looked at me. Jessica was face palming herself. The boys were clueless that I was a daughter of Aphrodite.
"Fine! Just don't pour into your charm speak." Jess said. I cheered and ran off. I think I heard the boys question Jess about my parentage.
I kept running until I saw the Augur. I put on my best little girl smile and tapped his shoulder. He turned and stared at me.
"What?" He asked. He looks really annoyed.
"Hi mister. I'm Serenity. And I think it's really cool how you sacrifice bears to get messages from the gods."
That got Octavian to go from annoyed to proud.
"Yes it is. And it's very hard work sometimes."
"Oh why is that mister?"
"Because there are these children that loved making my life miserable. I must go and find those children and sacrifice them to the gods. See how they like that!"
"Oh yes yes. And mister do you mind is I ask you a question?"
"Not at all child."
"Are you gay?"
"Excuse me?"
"Are you gay? It means happy!"(5)
"I'm sorry sweetie but it doesn't mean that."
"Yes it does. My mommy told me it does!" I started to tear up. Octavian freaked.
"No. Don't cry."
That caused me to cry harder. His eyes widen and tried the get me to stop. People were starting to stare.
"If I answer the question will you stop crying?"
"Yes." I sniffled.
"Alright, I'm gay." He said. I squealed and gave him a hug as best I could. I have to remember to burn these clothes later. I turned and walked away, the numbers had reached their destination. Mission accomplished.
20. Ask until he says yes then give him some numbers and tell him to keep in touch.
~Continuation of 19.~
Octavian's POV.
I was walking away from the weird encounter with the girl. She seemed Roman enough. I looked over and saw her run to Renya's house. She's in for a annoying little surprise. I went back to my house and started sacrificing a bear. It was a panda. I shuddered. Something about panda bears made me hate them. Anyways I reached inside my pocket for a knife, but a bunch of little papers came out. It had numbers on them. Little message were scribbled on them. One said,
"If you want your knife back, Call Me Maybe;)"
There could be only one or more culprits for this.
"Greeks!" I yelled.
(1) I got bored. Sue me.
(2) I really wanted to write on this one but I didn't have enough creative juices flowing and I had a lot of mini stories already. Sorry.
(3) That is so true. My friends are weird.
(4) Same thing for 18. What I said for (2)
(5) so does Festus...
I really hoped you liked this chapter! Octavian is a bit OOC but who really cares right now. My writing has changed much in a year. Well guess there's nothing left to do then sign off. From my mind to the computer keys to your eyes to read. I'm Jessica! Review Please!
