101 things to do in WALMART WITH THE AKATSUKI :)
Thanks to my first reviewers, Flames Chaos and Wolf, and Sakuraxsaasuke13, sorry to tell you but you CAN get arrested for some of these xD.
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After a good nights rest and about 3 hours waiting for colored contacts, which had to be red, I almost looked like the rest of my family! Anyway enough about my family issues. We drive about 2 miles down the road and to a pretty humungous super walmart! I squealed happily but Tobi wouldn't let me go over to hug anyone. Which sent me into extreme pout mode.
No bother It would only help me with the next one, with my laptop I searched " What is the Polka Station for Fire Country" it just happened to be after my most favorite one. 105.2 was the station. As we walked into the store I can feel Tobi glaring extreme daggers into everyone. I sighed and decided to make this day more interesting. In the middle of the road I drop kick Tobi and he falls into the pretty little ground. I rush to the other side.
Tobi happens to be knocked out, which makes me only laugh harder. I start spitting onto extreme strangers, and getting hit in the face twice by people with grocery carts. I hmphed and sat by the edge of the store, people were just so damn mean :(. After Pein threw Tobi in the car he just smirked at me and I smirked back.
I skipped happily into the store getting stares from strangers. I look towards Pein's Hair and say.. "Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max." No laughs, damn why wasn't anyone cheery today?!? I grab Sasori by the hand and drag him all the way to the Electronic Section and pushed him over to keep guard. I screwed around with all the radios for about 10 minutes, I broke 2 of them in a minute, which was NOT my mistake, Sasori kept on tickling me :(
"I blame you" I hiss angrily, as I hit him over the head. And he just smirks at me. I sigh as I turn them all off and hook them up to a little wireless remote and put them all on max. I run to Sasori and we move onto the next one, nothing funny yet.
Wait.. I twitch and I notice Sasori's hair looks soft. DAMNIT RESIST... THE...SOFTNESS.. But sadly I cannot for I have a weakness to his hair. I touch his hair and I melt literally. Sasori just blinks at me as I'm leaning on him and his face goes 15 shades of red. I look at the remote and note.. turn it on in 10 minutes!
I look over to Pein's Hair again. "PLAY WITH THE AUTOMATIC DOORS :)" I squeal loudly and jump onto Sasori's back. "RUN FOREST RUN!" And I note once again peoples stares are looking at me and Sasori. I shield my face from them and nuzzle my face into his neck and note to myself. He smells awesome..
"Sasori?"
"Yeah.."
"What cologne do you wear?!"
"You like it?" He smirks but then we run into a the automatic doors that say IN.
"OWIE!!!" I scream as I fly off his back and onto Kisame, which triggers him to fall into Itachi, Which triggers him to Fall into Pein, and a huge WHAM is heard through out the store as I press the button by mistake. Ugly Polka music comes on full blast, and I scream into Kisame ear's, which causes him to yell into Itachi's and causes Itachi to yell into Pein's , and Pein Chokes on air.
Tobi runs in confused and when he sees Kisame with his arm around my waist. I can see him fuming and he yells "RAPE" I immediately jump up, grab Sasori's hand which he turns PINK! And I turn a little bit pink myself because I am clinging onto to him so long, We run through all the In and Out doors 10 times until we are dizzy, we fall over each other and I snuggle to him passing out from laughter.
TOBI'S POV FOR A LITTLE
I growl at Kisame, and start kicking him. I just stare at Pein and Itachi looking at me really confused on what just happened. But then I see they are doing the list, I had not idea what was on that list but I did not know RAPE was included!
I hear my younger sisters laughter and I see her and Sasori, HAND IN HAND, running around the damn in and out automatic doors, The hand in Hand part made me really really PISSED off. I stare at him, more anger builds up as I'm kicking Kisame harder and more damn harder until Pein has to Pry me off. Which I am still kicking after. Then I see them Topple over each other which BLOWS my limits, and then I see her SNUGGLE up to him and she eyes close and it appears she is ASLEEP. That blew over my limits more than it just blowing over.
I stare. If I was a rabid animal, I would be literally foaming from the mouth with anger. I can see Sasori smiling at her with his hand in her HAIR. As I throw Pein off me I stomp over and The smiling Sasori Looks up to see my fist. I pick up my little sister as everyone runs over to help Sasori. I snort they should be helping ROOREN for god sakes. I walk out to the car, carefully lower my little sister in the front seat and buckle her in. I just walk away, time for Madara to come out. I smirk as I walk away.
Rooren's Pov.
I wake up to someone worriedly shaking me screaming if I'm alright, I immediately grab my Head and look up to see Konan, and the rest of the Akatsuki looking at me.
"What the Hell Happened.." I look around for my Brother, No sign of him but I do see Sasori with a BLACK EYE. My mouth goes agape, I lunge out of the seat and poke Sasori in the eye.
"SASORI HUN :O WHATTTT THE HHHELLLLLL HAPPPPENNNNEDDD" I scream as everyone looks shocked. I suddenly grab Pein's camera and look at the last 10 minutes of tape. The polka music going off... Sasori running into the door, Pein falling over.. And Tobi walking in! Pein filming us running around, and Tobi kicking the hell out of Kisame.. I darken damn Tobi just blew his cover for shore... And me falling toppling over with Sasori and us being side by side.. my passing out.. Sasori with his hand in my hair..
"Well F___ Madara must of blew his top.." I stop at what I just said in front of the Akatsuki. Didn't Tobi tell me not to say his real name.. Ohhh Snapplesss..
"Madara...??" Asks everyone BUT Pein I stare at him and Mouth 'Tobi Told ya right?' he nods. 'Do I have to explain..' he nods but there is a sad glint in his eye. I sigh.
"It was fun while it lasted.. Anyway Madara is really Tobi, Tobi didn't like the fact that he was growing up and declared one summer he was going to change his name and attitude. From the overpowering person, that would of shorely made a great Lawyer, to a guy that sounds like he is a ratard." I smile but my words slurred at the end because a little tear slivered down my cheek silently. And the one little tear turned into many of them.
After an hour or two we decided to move on with or without Madara. But in the back of me and Pein's mind soon we would see Madara again and it would not end up in a good way. That was when I started clinging to Sasori making sure this guy was safe. Because if I left him alone for one minute it might be the end of him.
We got to the next town, and to the next Walmart it was really small for a walmart. I look at Pein's hair and say with the happiest smile I can.. " Sorry for the last interruption we will be including it in the SERIES anyway, the next one is.. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment." I smile as we get out of the car and walk into the store.
I run up to a lady with Sasori to a lady with a little girl , "Hi! I haven't seen you in a so LONG girl! Aww Who is this!" I say in my loudest indoor voice. She looks at me confused but them looks at the people staring at her "Yeah! I haven't seen you in a long time too! This is my Daughter Yuki, and who is that.." She says smiling at Sasori. " You're boyfriend?" I can tell she is trying to embarrass me " Well YEP!" I smile at her " This is Sasori!" I smile and he just blinks for a second and waves. " Well weird I didn't see him in High school.." she says.. I suddenly stop thinking for a thing to say " We met on.. eHarmony?" I say confusingly.
"Proof that you're dating..." She says.. My heart stops.. "In front of you're daughter...??" Sasori speaks up in his Husky voice, I snicker. "Oh Fine" She faces her daughter away in the cart. " Now .. Proof..?" My face goes dead white, DAMN! This chick was good.
"Well okay!" Hell I knew that Madara was probably watching, but before I want to dig myself out of this Sasori grabs me and we start to make out. I hear someone fall over, I hear Hidan cursing wishing that was him, I hear Kisame hissing, and I hear Madara cussing in his regular voice. F___ I knew it!When the lady steps back a little bit, I push Sasori off a little bit so he knows it is time to stop. But damn did he have to steal my first make out session like that -.-"
"Have you're proof yet.." I smile at her and then suddenly she says " Nope!" She smiles and hands me and him.. Condoms.. Sasori's face goes Dead white and my cheeks blush slightly, I hear someone knocking over vitamins and the Akatsuki laughing there asses off.
She smiles at me "Use protection girl, it will help ya go a long way and I'll help you buy that!" She smiles at me and I feel like I'm about to faint. I force Sasori to carry it but still cling onto him to make sure Madara doesn't grab him. But then when we get to the check out line, she BUYS it for us and winks at us. And gives it to us in the bag.
When she is gone I fall over. I then suddenly look around and slowly "drop" the Condoms on the floor and just walk away like nothing happened. I grab Sasori's hand and run but then suddenly I feel someone grab Sasori. My heart stops as I am pulled along too. A janitors room.. OH CRAP NOT AGAIN. I push Sasori in the corner and a hand out of no where pushes me down onto the floor, I cough a little bit and Pein bangs on the door. I see Madara stop in mid swing. Staring in Surprise. I mutter..
"Hell no not again will you hurt someone like you did.. Madara.." I mutter as I call 911 on my cell phone and the police raid the place just as I hit 1-1 they take my brother away.
I Mutter unhappily as I brush off everything that just happened and walk out without even a simple glance to my brother.
"I think It is time to change stores" I say without the slightest hint of sadness in my voice I was happy that bastard of a shithole brother was away from Sasori, and the rest of the guys I would like in my life.
"So Sasori what Cologne do you wear?!" he just shook his head.
"So you aren't going to tell me.." I say going into pout mode.
"I'll kisss youuuu~" I say sweetly.
He smirks "Woodsy" was all he said.
"That is like nooo help." I whine
"Are you going to kiss me yet or not..?"
"OH NO I WILL NOT BASTARD!" I grab a crockpot from the kitchen display and start throwing it at him. Who knew I had to buy that damn thing even if I didn't mean to break it!
I sigh as I walk up to the check out line and buy that 200 dollar crockpot, I chuckle darkly as I bought it, It was new one not the broken one, I just stuffed that one in the box. But then the lady hands me the Condoms and smiles. I twitch.
Hidan who was standing by me smirked. I slapped him and just walked out the store knowing the next one was a little bit not for this store after the incident.
After about a block down the next walmart appeared. I squealed, and I looked at Pein's Camera again.
"While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?" I grab Deidara and whisper in his ear "HELL NO" "COME ON IT'S ONLY THIS ONE TIME" I plead. "I'LL DO ANYTHING!"
Deidara looks at me and Smirks.
Sasori's Pov :)
I knew this smirk, I growl, he wants something outta her and he isn't going to have it this girl is MINE.
Rooren's Pov :)
I stare at Sasori as he growls and Deidara just backs off. I sigh, Sasori must know this smirk then. Deidara just shakes his head and sighs..
"Since you're already "claimed" I can't do nothing so.. Only this once!" He mutters.
I squeal "THANKS DEIDARA! Wait.. Claimed..?" I ask confusingly. He just shakes his head and I push him in the store. I get out some out a Tea-Shirt, a Bra, to make him look at least some girly in that area, and some tennis shoes.
I push him into the changing room. A few minutes later..
"HOW THE F___ DO YOU PUT THIS ON?!?" one again I rush to the rescue. And to see.. Deidara has a mouth on his CHEST?!?
"HOLY MOTHER OF A F___" I scream and I pass out in that room.
A few minutes later I look up to see Deidara looking at me curiously.
"You think I'm a freak don't you" he pouts at me.
"NO!" I yell "You just scared me that is all!"
He smirked " Than you'll give me something.. hmmm...?" He smirks using his speech problem at me.
I twitch.. He puts his hand on me shoulder. 1... He leans in closer.. 2.. again.. 3... again.. 4... again.. 5... again.. 6... again.. 7... he is a inch from my mouth when I scream..
"RAPE!" And I start flinging myself at the walls Deidara tries to calm me down.
"CALM DOWN YEAH!" He yells trying to get me off the wall and he holds onto me to long again.
"RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE! DEAR GOD HIDAN, SASORI,KONAN, KISAME,ZETSU,PEIN,KONAN,KAKAZU AND GOD EVEN TOBI FOR ALL I F_______ CARE SAVE ME!" I struggle against Deidara. Screaming louder and louder until I see that Hidan breaks down the door.
Hidan flings himself at Deidara screaming something along the lines of "snot nosed b____ of a ba_____ trying to take away a girls f______ innocence!" I watch horrifyingly shaking with fear from a corner. I sense a disturbance from a long way away..
IN THE COUNTY JAIL WITH TOBI!:O
Tobi feels a disturbance along the lines of rape from his Sister. My eyes widen as I start flinging myself at the walls for no reason at all. Screaming "RAPE!" Telapathic brain waves get sent to my brain and I notice in my mind as I tune in.. Hidan has saved her :) "YAY!!" Tobi screams as the gaurds mention I am insane.
Back with me and the hell breakers :)
After Hidan gave Deidara a hell of a pounding he tried of the clothes with the help of a store manager. I refused to go anywhere near him, He comes out looking at himself in the mirror and yells..
"WHO BUYS THIS SHIT ANYWAY!" In front of the store manager, I see her shooting daggers at him and walks away muttering something along the lines of "if this happens again.." and what not.
I look at the next one. I look at Pein's hair and say "Repeat Number 14 again, for your info number 14 was the last thing we did by the way." And I walk over to the Jewelery Department.
I look at this Heart Pendant curiously and scream "WHO BUYS THIS SHIT ANYWAY?!" And I see the store manager fuming at me and throws all of us out. I sigh and I scream again..
"PARTY POOPER!" and stalk back to the car, carefully staying away from Deidara. We silently drive away from the hell of a store. And the next one I say to the Camera "Try Different pairs of WOMENS painties on you're head and walk around the store casually." I smirk at this one, my partner shall be Konan, I know she at least has some of these in the back somewhere. As we get there I step outta the car, and whisper this to Konan she smiles but blushes a bit. I throw stuff over the front seat, even MY suitcase, I grab out some of Konans "LACEY" underwear, by the way I said Lacey out loud. I twitch as the guys are going through my Suitcase.
"OUT OF THE SUITCASE" I yell shielding my stuffed Animal. And putting every one of my stuff inside my suitcase, and glaring daggers at everyone, I put the Blue LACEY underwear on my head and Konan puts on the "THONG" on her head, which I gasp at. I gape at her and just casually walk up to the store. I see drivers eyes widen as they drive into the store walls watching us in disbelief. I walk into the store and get ready to do the next one.
"Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. Oh and by the way we are leaving these on for the next 3 ones :) That will mark the end of our precious day!" I look at the guys and gives them the task of "getting the gifts" from the rest room. About 15 minutes later, they come back looking disgustingly at the things in front of them.
"Now put them all in the hands of the mannequins!" They sigh as they put them all in the hands of the mannequins for the passing 2 hours. And I smirk as I casually light one on fire. I grab a bag of M&M's from the candy slot look at Pein and say " Put M&M's on Layaway." I go up to the store manager..
"Can I put these on layaway?" I say sweetly.
"No."
"WHY!?!" I yell confusingly.
"Because you won't kiss me.." He smirks.
The store exploded. Yes from the methane gas from the cow poop the guys got from the cows in the restroom. I wonder what they had been eating. Sadly the store manager did NOT survive. I smirk as we drive away slowly to another walmart store for the next two.
"PLAY SOCCER WITH A GROUP OF FRIENDS!" I scream as I grab a soccer ball from the back and I was the ref, as I dressed in my "smexi" referee outfit as the others were placed on teams of four.
One was Sasori, Pein, Kisame, and Hidan! And the other was Konan, Kakazu, Zetsu and well the new person joining our adventure was... SAKURA my bestie from Sasgays side. xD As I monitored the game I went up to a cash register I took out some tropical flavored skittles, looks at pein who was moving and looking at me "As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"" and as I said that I gave them to the lady, and I look mesmerized and said.. "WOW MAGIC :O"!
As the game slowly ended because we broke about 7 mirrors, Sasori's Team won and he got a cute little kiss from me and a promise of skittles when this all was over -.-" Like I would buy him anything!
As we drove our way to a motel, to lazy to drive home. I fell asleep on Sasori's Shoulder. Yep before taking the contacts out. DAMNIT!
IN THE THIS CHAPTER
I feel like such a dork posting twice in one weekend but my friends abandoned me and left me and forgot about me :( So I had nothing else to do but finish chapter two!
