DIL me jo sach hai vo hotho se bolo, par sajan re jhoot mat bolo...
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mansi...
Ya purvi love him too but this track after starting track...
AAShi
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Note : some of scene are from SRJMB, ya i know i am copycat... but it was just for fun... no one can properly justified with that serial... sorry if you are hurt ... SRJMB is unique and cast too... but i will try to give my best...
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One side sachin's small engagement ceremony was start and other side Nikhil reached Mumbai....
Nikhil was meeting with CID pankaj who was in Mumbai branch,
Pankaj: are Nikhil tu yaha pe,
Nikhil: yar ek bahut bade kam se tere pas aaya hu, isi umeed se kit u madad karega... mujhe pata hai tu kitna intelligent hai...
PAnkaj feeling proud: bolo kya problem hai
Nikhil: yare k family hire karni hai kuch din ke liye
Pankaj: family? hire? Matlab Nikhil told him all story
Pankaj: hooo? Pagal hai kya hum log cid officers hai, aise kam... kisi ko malum pada to tu to nokri se jayega hi, me bhi jauga...
Nikhil: are tu kyu dar rahaa, tere upper to yaha ke DCP sir ka hath hai... unka bhatija hai, tu sab kuch kar sakta hai... And he began to give false compliments to Pankaj...
Pankaj : are bus yar, me tera dost hu, me tera kam kar duga, bol kon kon chahiye?
Nikhil: ek ma, bahan, 2 bhabhiya, 2 bhaiya ...
Pankaj stopped him: itne sare log... ek min... accha aisa karta hu, meri nazar me ek aurat hai jo ma ban sakti hai...chal mere sath... kasam se me uska har play dekhta hu, itti acchi acting karti hai...bus puch mat.
After some time,
Pankaj and Nikhil sit in a theater and a lady gave perfomence...
After play Pankaj clapped: dekha kitni acchi acting karti hai...
Nikhil shocked: ye acting hai ya over acting..
Pankaj: chaihye to bol, nahi to cancel...15 din me tujhe kahi pe bhi ma nahi milegi?
Nikhil: chal bat karwa, iski acting bad me sudharwata hu...
Both talk to this lady, lady: asambhav mene aaj tak sirf unche kirdaro ki ma ka role kiya hai, jese chatrpati sivaji, maharani pratap, ye kissi tucche aadmi ki ma ka role me nahi karne wali..
Nikhil: are vo bhi ek bahut bada officer hai, or agar vo khush ho gaya to aapko isse bhi bade bade offer aayege...
Lady: aisa hai...mujhe sochne do
Pankaj slowly: ye ha bol degi kyuki iske pas koi or kam hai hi nahi...
Nikhil again shocked: tu kaha pe laya hai mujhe...
Lady: thik hai ye damini devi diwan taiyar hai, par meri bhi kuch sharte hai...
Nikhil: are bad me sharte batana... yar isko jaldi se final kar... iski bate sun ke sir me dard ho gaya hai...
Pankaj clicked her pic and they signed a agreement from her...
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Sachin and purvi exchanged ring, all clapped...
Purvi: kitna accha hota na sachin sir, jo aapka pariwar bhi yaha hota, me sabse mil leti...
Sachin: par me nahi milwauga..
Purvi: kyu?
Sachin: yar ye sir bolna chodogi tab hi apne pariwar se milwauga...
Purvi: ab... ok me try karugi... par mujhe to un logo se milne ki bahut iccha ho rahi hai... kyu na hum kal hi pahunch kar unhe surprise de?
Sachin shocked: kyaaa? Pa... pagal ho? Vo log abhi... aise surprise... heart attack aa sakta...
ACP: sachin! Apno ko dekh ke kisi ko heart attack nahi aata, khushi hoti hai... Mere hisab se ye idea bahut accha hai...hum log kal hi tumhare ghar chalte hai... aaj rat ko take off... or kal subah Mumbai...
Sachin: sir aise kese ho sakta hai... i mean abhi bureau ke pending kam hai, hume bahut si taiyariya karni hai, shadi se pahle kuch case solve ho jaye to?
ACP: sachin ye hi bat pasand hai tum kam k liye itne dedicated ho par kabhi kabhi pariwar ke liye bhi time nikalna chaiye... tumne aaj tak 1 bhi leave bhi nahi li? Apne pariwar se bhi nahi mile? Kitna bura lagta hoga unhe, pending kam ye fready or bachi hui team suljha legi, hum log kal hi niklege? Sachin wiped his sweat
ACP: kya hua tumhe itna pasina kyu aa raha?
Sachin: vo garmi bahut ho rahi, me ek bar muh dho ke aata hu...
ACP: to me ticket book kar lu...
Sachin (in mind): beta kal tak jeele, kal tu jail me hoga... and he went toward bathroom..and text Nikhil...
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Nikhil shocked: pagal ho gaya hai ye, ek din me family, ke... kese, ab kya karu...
Pankaj: kya hua?
Nikhil: or kon-2 hai tere pahchan me jaldi bata...
Pankaj: do din pahle sadak pe ek aurat bada sara thela liye ghum rahi thi, mujhe doubt hua antakwadi to nahi, mene use pakad liya
Nikhil frustrate: to...
Pankaj: to kya dant padi, me sadak ki kisi bhi ladki ko utha ke bureau le gaya, tab se mujhe hi bola hai ki jab tak usko nokri nahi mil jati uska dhyan rakhu... aisa kar use le ja.. mera picha chut jayega
Nikhil: kon hai, mila mujhse... and then they went toward pankaj home...
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Pankaj touched a lady who was in little ghunghat: suniye to ...lady screamed loudly, Nikhil ran away from her..
Lady: he kanha ji! aap inse kah dijiye koi hame is tarah hath nahi lagata, inhe paaap lagega...
Panakaj: maf kijiye... vo aapki nokri ka intzam ho gaya... aapko kisi ki bhabhi banna hai...
Lady turned and gave a tight slapped to pankaj: he radhaji! Inko sharam aani chahiye aisi bate karte... isiliye ye hume yaha laye the... hum abhi bade saab se inki shikayat karke aate hai.
Nikhil stopped her: ek min, iske kahne ka vo matlab nahi tha... vo aapko ek acting karni hai, drama, natak... ek insan ki shadi hai... uski shadi me bhabhi ka role karna hai..
Shreya: he Shankar bhagwan to inse kahiye aise saf saf boliye, in logo ne to hume dara diya tha...
Nikhil: ye aap bar bar bhagwan ken am kyu le rahi..
Pankaj: kyuki vo sanskari hai, sidhe sidhe kisi mard se bat nahi karti...
Nikhil again stared pankaj: vese aapka nam jaan sakta hu?
Lady: he mata rani inse kah dijiye humara nam shreya rajput... rajputo ki shan h hamara pariwar..
Pankaj: isiliye yaha nokri ke liye dar dar bhatak rahi hai...
Nikhil: to aap taiyar hai.. is role ke liye, kuch mahino ka kam rahega...
Shreya: he Vishnu bhagwan, inse kah dijiye hum taiyar hai... and she signed too
Nikhil: he hanuman ji mujhe aane wale sankat se bacha lena..and he joined hand
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Pankaj: ab meri nazar me do log or bachte,
Nikhil: kon-2
ek hai CID officer rajat... thode se lalchi hai, jyada galat kam nahi karte, par chote mote kam to chalte hai, phir ye to pariwar ka kam hai, vo haa kar dege... and then after some time rajat also agreed... and he signed with a amount...
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Pankaj: ab hum ja rahe forensic expert dr. Tarika ke pas... kasam se itni hot hai na... kya batau.. din bhar lab me bhi exercise, dance chalu rahte hai... iske pas paise ki thodi tangi hia vo doctor saluke use properly set nahi hone de rahe.. bechari ki salary aadhi to vo hi kha jate.. or usko paiso se apne pariwar ka kharch bhi chalana rahata.. bechari..
Nikhil little exitment: ho sakta hai ye bandi acchi ho...
Pankaj: haa, acting me to gazab hai, jab bhi kisi ke sath bahar ghumne chali jati hai, bad me doctor saluke ke samne aisa bahana banati jisse acche-2 logo ko uspe viswas ho jaye...
Nikhil : chalo mil lete hai usse bhi...
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After some time he meet dr. Tarika
Dr. Tarika: ok me taiyar hu, par mere rahne, khane-pine, or mere aane jane ka sara kharcha aap logo ko uthana padega...
Nikhil: ok done..
Dr. Tarika: vese karna kya hai...
Nikhil: badi bhabhi banna hai... ek sanskari bahu...
Dr. Tarika: what sanskari vo kya hota hai... ok i will try.. vese jaha rahugi vaha pe gym to hai na...
Nikhil: tum badi bahu ho, tum gym nahi ja sakti
Dr. Tarika: e hello... me bina gym ke kese fit rahugi..
Pankaj: room me aerobics kar lena.. or phir yah ape aao, to aadhe ghante gym chali jana, vese b hi saluke sir ko to bevkuf bana hi sakti ho?
Dr. Tarika: shhhhh, dheere bolo, usne sun liye to band baz jayegi... thik hai chalega... or ha... gar mujhe bad me kuch laga to vo bhi bata dugi...
Nikhil slowly: ab or kya chahiye ise... dr. Tarika signed that agreement too...
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Pankaj: bus ho gaye...
Nikhil kya ho gaye, abhi to chote bhaiya bache hai, bahan bachi hai...
Pankaj: yar ab me thak gaya hu... kal karte bacha hua kam... mujhe bhook bhi lag rahi hai...chalo bye...
Nikhil: are sun to sahi..
Pankaj started his bike: me kal sabko leke, tere us dost ke bangle pea a jauga.. thik hai... byeee... and he leave...
Nikhil: ab kya karu... vo log to kal hi aa rahe hai...sachin ne kaha vo kal dophar tak pahuch jayege... sale ne mujhe ghar tak choda bhi nahi... ab us local train se jana padega... kisi kam ka nahi ye pankaj.
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In delhi,
Purvi: vese sachin, aapki choti bahan, shararti hai, ziddi hai ya ... matlab bhabhiya to me assume kar sakti hu, but vo bahan rahti hai na... kisi ki tez, kisi ki sidhi, kisi ki khatarnak...
Sachin: are meri bahan vo to bahut hi bholi hai, galti se bhi kisi ko nuksan pahuch jaye to rona aa jata hai... or to or.. choto bado sabko itna respect deti hai ki pucho mat..
Purvi: wow... phir to shayad uske sath meri bahut jamegi... me to ab or jyada exited hu sabse milne ke liye...
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Nikhil stood in local train and saw that a man again and again touched a lady who was looking just like village girl...
Nikhil: aaj kal ladkiyo ko sach me koi jeene hi nahi deta, ganv ki hai is karan iska fayda... abhi batata hu is aadmi ko ..suddenly Nikhil shocked..
That girl turned and held the collar of man: abe sale... ladki dekhke ched raha hai... mar dalu yahi pe tere ko...
Man scared: didi maf karna dhakka lag gaya...
Lady: dhakka laga... tere ko dhakelu is chalu train se... or bolu dhakka lag gaya... man shivered and look outside...
Man: maf karna aage se nahi hoga... and he ran away from her...
Nikhil (in mind): yar vese ye bahan ki age ki lag rahi hai... ye shayad taiyar ho jaye isse puchu ya nahi... agar mujhe bhi mara to...
girl pushed nikhil: abeeeee ghur kya raha hai, tere ghar me ma bahan nahi hai kya?
Nikhil: hai... i mean ma hai, par bahan nahi,,, tu banegi bahan... girl shocked..
girl: matlab...Nikhil told her everything...
girl:tere ko ek raaz ki bat batau me mere ghar se bhag ke aayi hu... mujhe rahne ke liye ek jagah to chahiye... chal me taiyar hu... kitne milege...
Nikhil: vo me batata hu... pahle tu idhar sign kar de... or ha kal yad se is bangle pe pahuch jana... varna tere rahne ka thikana to gaya... or tera nam kya hai, ye to bata...
Lady: agar koi or puchta to thobda fod deti... par kam de raha hai isiliye bata deti kajal nam hai mera..
Nikhil: nam itna decent or kam...
Kajal: oyeeee.. jawan sambhal ke...
Nikhil: sorry to kal milte.. vese koi phone number...
Kajal: abe mere pas koi phone nahi...
Nikhil: tu pahunch to jayegi na...
Nikhil: abe agar itta bharosa rakh.. nahi to me to kahi or bhi kam dund lugi...
Nikhil: thik hai... chalo bye...
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Nikhil: chalo bahan bhi mil gayi... yar rat hone ko aa gayi.. mene bhi kuch khaya nahi... ab bache hue logo kal dundta hu... yar shadi sachin ki or mehnat meri... saala isse accha to use kuch bolta hi nahi... and he leave toward sachin bungalow to arrange it..
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Next day:
At sachin bungalow:
All was sit in a row in suitable costume...
Ma: mahal thoda chota hai par kam chala lugi
Nikhil (in mind): khud to choti si jahgah pe rahti thi.. or ye ghar chota lag raha..
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Tarika: wow, place to bahut badi hai.. vese yaha garden me exercise ka bahut maza aayega..
Nikhil: oye yaha koi garden me exercise nahi karega.. tum log sabhya pariwar se ho...
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kajal: vese sach me ye jagah to bahut acchi hai... yah ape rahne me to mazaaa hi aa jayega...
rajat look toward her and say: really yaha rahne me to maza hi aa jayega... vese hi wife i am your husband...
kajal look toward him: abe oye me teri wife nahi hu... vo lambi tad ka jhad... vo teri wife hai me teri bahan hu... samjha ya dimag me ghusau...
Nikhil: abe oye bade bhaiya koi gadbad mat kar dena... varna mar jayege hum sab...
Rajat: mujhe sab pata hai.. mujhe mat sikhana...
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Rajat went toward tarika: hi wife i am your husband... vese lab me dekh ke laga nahi tha ki aap meri wife banegi...and he tried to hugged him
Tarika stared: abe oyeeee .. halwa hai kya... no touching...samjhe...varna DCP se complain kar dugi tumhari...
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Kajal went toward shreya: abe ghunghat ki aad me... tu kon hai meri
Shreya: he ramji inse kah dijiye hum inki bhabhi hai... ijjat se bat kare hamse kajal stared her with confusion..
Nikhil: ye to ladkiyo se bhi aisi hi bat karti hai
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Pankaj hide his mistake: to thik hai... ab sab log ek bar dekh lo kese welcome karoge... vo log bus 1-2 ghante me yahi par hoge...
Nikhil: sun me sabke welcome ke liye haar or mithaiya lene ja raha hu.. tu sabko samjha de..
Pankaj: ha me samjha deta hu...tum jao...
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Suddenly police siren rang...
Nikhil: abe kahi pol to nahi khul gayi.. vo acp sir police ko leke to nahi aa gaya...
Pankaj started shivering suddenly a thief entered inside and put a knife on kajal's neck
Thief: koi apni jagah se nahi hilega varan is ladki ka gala kat dua... bahar police mere piche padi hai... agar me pakda gaya... to sabko mar daluga.. Kajal pushed him and remove real knife from her suit... and show him
Kajal: saale naki chaku se darata hai... iski dhar to kahi hai hi nahi.. dekh... ise kahte hai dhar... and she showed her knife.. ghopu tere andar
Thief: are me vo... kh.. khoon kharabe me yakin nahi rakhta isliye nakli chaku se dara deta hu... please mujhe maf kar do...
vo police hamesha galat dafa laga ke mujhe jail ke andar dafa kar deti hai.. chori ki dafa 420 hai par vo mere upper murder ki dafa 302 laga deti hai... are me to kah deta hu.. ek dafa aisa bhi aana chaiye jo police wale ko galat dafa lagane par unhe bhi vohi dafa ke liye andar dafa kar dena chahiye... kajal confused, she look toward all
Rajat: oye tum inspector ki badnami aise nahi kar sakte...
Thief: kyu tu koi inspector ka bhai hai..
Rajat: me khud police hu...
Thief: he he lagta to nahi..
Suddenly Nikhil asked him: bhai tum ye chori kyu karte ho..
Thief: pet ke liye... koi nokri to deta nahi... to kum se kum choti moti chori karke pet bhar leta hu...
Nikhil: agar tumhe kam mile to...
Thief: are mujh jese chor ko kon kam dega...
Pankaj: hum hai na... agar tum chori karna chod do... to tumhe rahne khane pine sabke liye jagah mil jayegi...
Thief: aisi bat haito me phir kal se hi chod deta hu...
Nikhil: kal se kyu? Aaj se hi... ye lo tumhara contract paper... par tumhara nam...
Thief: mere pitaji ne mera nam dayanand rakha tha.. par vo mujhe thoda lamba laga... to mene daya kar diya...
Nikhil: to daya aaj se aap chote bhai ki job pe...
Kajal laughed: kya be tu? Bada bhai ekdum sukda... or chota bhai hatta katta...ulta rakh... Nikhil was thinking again
Rajat: ab ek bar decide ho gyaa na.. to me hi bada bhai banuga...
Daya: are mujhe to kuch bhi chalega par mujhe yaha rakh lo bahar gaya to police pakad legi...
Nikhil: abe pankaj tu sambhal, me jata hu...
Pankaj: thik hai...tum bina tension ke jao... tum aaoge tab tak sabko acche se trained kar duga...
Nikhil slowly: kash tu kar de...tere bharose hamesha ulte kam hi hote hai... kher majboori me gadhe ko bhi bap banan padta hai...
Ma, who was busy in her practice: ek min.. me welcome left side se karu ya right side se...
Nikhil look toward pankaj... pankaj: aap kidhar se bhi karo.. chalega
Ma: aisa nahi hota perfection chahiye hota hai... Nikhil stared her and he leave...
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So now what happens... if you saw sajan re.. then i don't asked to you... but who didn't they read about big surprise and drama in next...
Ya i know: you think about abhijeet... sabra rakho, sabra ka fal mitha hota hai...
And don't assume that abhijeet introduced as father.... no... then he was? keep reading ... bye from this copycat editor... :P
