Potter Goes Wonky - Chapter 2, At home with the Dursleys
Narrator: Okay, so now we are leaving Malfoy Manor for a little while, and seeing what Harry's doing in the holidays.
Harry: I am so depressed, Draco hasnt sent me any erotic photographs of himself by owl for over a week, and those others are getting a bit tired out.
Draco Photo One: To right, I am getting tired out Potter! Youre a bloody animal!
Draco Photo Two: I mean, how much do you think a photo can take? Poor old three is so exsausted he can barey move!
Draco Photo Three: *moans*
Narrator: Okay, this is just bit gross, can we move on please guys? I am a girl you know - there are some things I just shouldnt be exposed to!
Harry: *suprised* Youre a GIRL?
Narrator: Dont act so shocked, butt head - I have the power to get you into bed with VERNON!!!
Harry: HAH! I dare you! You wouldnt be brave enough!
Narrator: Fine then you four-eyed freak! All of a sudden, Harry heard his Uncle Vernon stirring in the next room. He heard a sharp rap on the wall and froze, suddenly afraid.
Vernon: Quiet down, boy! Dont make me come in there! Why arnt you sleeping!
Harry: I cant get to sleep, I'm not tired.
Vernon: Well I know of away to tire you out, boy....
Narrator: The door to Harry's tiny bdroom creaked open and Uncle Vernon walked in, sexily, wearing a REVELING LILAC NEGLIGEE!!!!
Harry: ARGH! NOOOOO! I take it back! Your feminine! YOUR FEMININE!!!
Venon: Really, Harry? Why I never thougt you saw me like that! *pounces on Harry, making cat noises*
Harry: HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST -YOU SADIST BITCH OF NARRATOR! *Is smothered in mustachy kisses*
Narrator: Heh heh heh - I think, this brings us to the end of Chapter Two. And the moral of this chapter is......never mess with a writer!
Narrator: Okay, so now we are leaving Malfoy Manor for a little while, and seeing what Harry's doing in the holidays.
Harry: I am so depressed, Draco hasnt sent me any erotic photographs of himself by owl for over a week, and those others are getting a bit tired out.
Draco Photo One: To right, I am getting tired out Potter! Youre a bloody animal!
Draco Photo Two: I mean, how much do you think a photo can take? Poor old three is so exsausted he can barey move!
Draco Photo Three: *moans*
Narrator: Okay, this is just bit gross, can we move on please guys? I am a girl you know - there are some things I just shouldnt be exposed to!
Harry: *suprised* Youre a GIRL?
Narrator: Dont act so shocked, butt head - I have the power to get you into bed with VERNON!!!
Harry: HAH! I dare you! You wouldnt be brave enough!
Narrator: Fine then you four-eyed freak! All of a sudden, Harry heard his Uncle Vernon stirring in the next room. He heard a sharp rap on the wall and froze, suddenly afraid.
Vernon: Quiet down, boy! Dont make me come in there! Why arnt you sleeping!
Harry: I cant get to sleep, I'm not tired.
Vernon: Well I know of away to tire you out, boy....
Narrator: The door to Harry's tiny bdroom creaked open and Uncle Vernon walked in, sexily, wearing a REVELING LILAC NEGLIGEE!!!!
Harry: ARGH! NOOOOO! I take it back! Your feminine! YOUR FEMININE!!!
Venon: Really, Harry? Why I never thougt you saw me like that! *pounces on Harry, making cat noises*
Harry: HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST -YOU SADIST BITCH OF NARRATOR! *Is smothered in mustachy kisses*
Narrator: Heh heh heh - I think, this brings us to the end of Chapter Two. And the moral of this chapter is......never mess with a writer!
