Hahahahahha More Pointlessness. R&R please.

A Day in the 10th squad office

Hitsugaiya glared at the empty space where his lieutenant should have been when he finally finished the last of the paperwork. He'd returned to find the office void of people, but not the 2 mountains of paperwork that he'd left in the morning.

The door cracked open as someone with orange hair peeked in before making a small eep and proceeding to close it and get the hell out of there.

"MATSUMOTO!" Hitsugaiya yelled at the now closed door.

The door opened slightly as she replied her voice slightly squeaking. "Yes Captain?"

"Get in here. Now. And remind me why not even one sheet was finished when I got back." He asked, expecting once again another excuse which would either make no sense, be impossible, or completely stupid just like her other 2 million excuses served for this purpose.

"That's not true! I did 2 pages before I left!" Matsumoto protested as she threw the door open. "Uh…That is….I meant…Well you see, I was completely concentrated on my work when this HUGE blue thing came out of nowhere and started shaking the whole place, and I just had to take care of it but it was so cute that I couldn't just kill it, so I tried to find a nice home for it, which took me a while but you can rest easy now captain because I have found the perfect place, and now it's having the time of its life playing with the other blue things living there! You don't have to worry about that now, because I assured that you would have the maximum relaxation and comfort while doing your work. To do this, I had to give up mine, but no need to thank me! It's all in the job! Ahahahahhaaha!" Matsumoto giggled, finally ending her rant.

Hitsugaiya stared at his lieutenant "You really expect me to believe that?" He asked, before turning to sit on the couch.

Matsumoto stopped her giggling and coughed "No not really, but the important thing is, it's all done now, so you can just kick back and relax!"

The short white haired captain growled, grinding his teeth. "It's done because I FINISHED IT! Well what's done is done. Since there's no more work to be done for the day, you can have the rest of the day off. Whatever you were just doing, you can go back to it so that tomorrow you can actually get some work done!" He finished before attempting to leave the room.

"Really!? Captain's the best! Awww, who knew that the 10th division captain was such a softy!" Matsumoto laughed as she hugged the tenth captain so hard that he was dying from lack of air. 'I should skip out on work more often if this is what it gets me!'

Hitsugaiya struggled out of her grip, coughing and sputtering. "Matsumoto….Leave now, before I change my mind!"

Matsumoto ran out the door, before poking her head back in. "You want me to bring you anything Captain?"

"NO!" Hitsugaiya shouted as he threw the nearest object he could find at the door.

Matsumoto ducked out again, saying over her shoulder, "Whatever you say Captain."

"Finally…some peace and quiet." Hitsugaiya grumbled as he got ready for his daily nap. He's a growing boy after all, and he heard that you needed lots of sleep if you wanted to grow tall. He pulled a blanket out from under the couch, where he always kept it. No one that worked here knew about it. Or at least he didn't think so…Matsumoto had been acting awfully weird lately…His suspicions were confirmed as he spotted a camera in the doorway accompanied by a laugh he knew all too well. The laugh that brought all evils upon him. Too late. The camera flashed as he threw the blanket off.

"MATSUMOTOOOOOO!" He screamed, seeing red.

"Uh oops, Sorry Captain! Bye!" Matsumoto shouted, this time gone for good.