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When morning came, the first ominous sign appeared. Smurfette woke up and heads down stairs for breakfast, but somethings not right. "Sassette!" she calls upstairs, "Sassette?"
When she got no response, she walks back upstairs and checks her bedroom. There was nobody there, her bed looked like it's used. Smurfette looked around the house and discovered that Sassette is gone, panic begins to set in as she runs for Papa Smurf's house for help.
Papa Smurf was in the middle of something when Smurfette rushed through the door in a state of panic, "Sassette is gone!" she screamed.
"What?" he cried, "When is the last time you seen her?"
"Last night," said Smurfette, "Around 10PM at bedtime."
Suddenly another smurf ran into the room, "Papa Smurf," cried the smurf, "Brainy is gone!"
He and Smurfette rushed out towards Brainy's house, the door was wide open and inside there's a note nailed onto the wall. Papa Smurf took a look at the note and read it out loud:
"Dear fellow Smurfs," it began, "I'm leaving this village, not because of hate or the fact that I keep getting kicked out of the village. It's due to my usefulness to you guys, to might sure that my sudden disappearance hits home I've taken Sassette with me. I'm not coming back, Signed Brainy Smurf. PS: Smurfette I'm sorry for taking Sassette. PSS: I know you would be able to try and find me as I taken a measure of steps to prevent you from locating me, I guess I have to re-earn that name Brainy for this."
Smurfette burst out crying and ran off with smurfberry size tears falling off of her face, Chernov calmly walked by with his usual neutral face and said. "If it wasn't for Brainy, Sassette wouldn't have been born." he noted, "He told the smurflings about Smurette's beginnings and that set off a chain of events leading to her existence, that's something to be thankful for."
"It's true," said Nat, "Brainy told us about Gargamel's spell."
"Well then, where should we find him?" asked a smurf.
"I'll track him down," stepped up Tracker Smurf, "I'll track him down to the ends of the earth if I have to!"
"The poles?" asked Chernov, "And the equator as well?"
"That too," he said, "I'll begin immediately, right after breakfast."
Once he finished breakfast, he heads to Smurfette's home and looked for clues as Smurfette cries in her bedroom. All he got was the empty glass sitting on the counter that Sassette was drinking from last night, he uses his nose and takes a careful look at the tracks left behind. "Oh, his trail is warm," said Tracker, "This should be easy." He head off to the direction down South of the village, but unknown to him he just went to the wrong direction as Brainy left heading North. All thanks to Chernov's evidence tampering skills."
Meanwhile, Brainy and Sassette walks through the woods and stumbles into an unknown part of the forest. Luckily Brainy knows the way because he has been through the forest, or rather over it, several times. Sassette sings the usual Smurf song, even though the singing was horrible Brainy doesn't complain.
However, the forest animals can't put up with the singing and a squirrel threw an acorn at Sassette shutting her up as it bounced off her head. "Ow!" she complained, "Why did he do that?"
"Your not singing the song right," said Brainy, "You got the words right but your voice don't seemed to be in rhythm."
"Did you just make that up?" asked Sassette.
"Yeah, as always," said Brainy.
"Do you know where we are?" asked Sassette.
"Yeah, I know where we are." said Brainy.
"Do you know where we going?" asked Sassette.
"Pine Forest," said Brainy, "A lot of space there, elbow room if you like to call it."
"Does anyone else know where it is?" asked Sassette.
"Nope, only humans go there but it's rare for anyone to just walk in there no matter what the reason." said Brainy, "So it's very private."
"What else is there?" asked Sassette.
"You'll know when you see it," said Brainy, "Lots of places to play games at."
Brainy managed to keep her busy with his blabbering, she seemed to listen to him though. Finally he stopped talking, "Hey Brainy, I'm hungry," said Sassette, "What's on the menu?"
"I have no idea," said Brainy.
Suddenly, Sassette got onto the ground and started digging a hole and pulled out a handful of earthworms and Brainy watched her eat them. After she swallowed it, Brainy simply said, "You didn't save some for me?"
"There's still some more, look!" she pointed down the hole and there were more worms in it, a pile of them crawling around. Brainy managed to take one and tried it, it's a bit nasty but he managed to cope with the taste. "You got anything to wash it down with?" asked Sassette. Brainy pulls out some vodka he got from Chernov and hand a bottle to Sassette, "Go light on it." he says.
Sassette tried some of the vodka, thinking it was water. Well it's half water, half vodka so she's half right. It tasted nasty and she spat some out, but the second swig tasted great. Brainy grabs the bottle from her and puts the cap back on and put it back in the backpack, "Let's go," he says.
They walked farther into the unknown, they hoped on top of rocks through a river, swing on some vines, and finally nearly got themselves stuck in quicksand. Luckily, they manage to stand still for about an hour and they float back to the top and crawled out. "Hey Brainy, I think I have mud in my overalls," she says.
"Your sure?" asked Brainy.
"Positive, I feel it dripping down my leg." said Sassette.
Brainy sighs as Sassette takes off her overalls as he uses leaves to scrape most of the mud off of her bare skin, some mud got into her underwear and Brainy ends up helping get it out from there. After flapping the mud off the overalls, Sassette puts it back on and the two continues walking through the forest.
Back at the Smurf Village, the effects of Brainy and Sassette's disappearance takes it's toll. Smurfette cries with grief in bed as smurfs outside her house knocks all day long to get inside, she didn't answered the door. "Great, it's all my fault," said Hefty, "I've never thought Brainy could smurfing be responsible for Sassette's existence."
"I'm not sure Papa Smurf could help us in this," said Greedy, "Tracker is gone so who else could we turn to?"
"Chernov can fly," said a smurf, "He'll help."
"Did someone call my name?" asked Chernov as he comes walking by.
"Can you scout the smurf for Brainy?" asked Tuffy.
"Scout, there's so much crap going around in this world that I'm sure I could pick him up from it." said Chernov, "I'll see you all tomorrow, make sure those three idiots of smurfs don't screw up when I'm gone."
Chernov activated his High Tech Jet Back backpack and took off to the skies vertically and zipped through the sky in a sonic boom, shaking the windows of the mushroom houses below in it's frames. "Why don't I have a jet pack?" asked Aviator Smurf to himself.
He flew around for awhile, actually looking for Brainy and Sassette. Making sure that they're really lost, he knew where they're heading but he doesn't know how long they're holding up. Convinced they're long gone, he returns back to the village shaking his head. "I looked up and down the region, I saw no trace of them." he said truthfully.
Jack, Don, and Sarah gathered together and decide to search for the smurfs, when they present themselves to Papa Smurf for the challenge Chernov stood at a window and hold up a sign behind the smurf saying, "Let them try to find them!" as he nods his head then he flips the sign over, "It will be a blessing to the Smurf Race!"
"Okay smurfs, you go ahead and try to find them." agreed Papa Smurf.
"Well do!" thanked The Three Smurfs as they saluted with different hands and hit each other in the forehead before scrambling out of the mushroom house, Sarah stupidly opened the window and climbed out through it. Papa Smurf wondered why he allowed them to go find them, it's probably not going to go well.
The smurflings decided to go help with the search, they gathered together and thought of a plan. "We'll head east and look there," said Nat, "I could get the animals to help us smurf at this."
"We'll smurf the forest for them until we can't smurf no more," cheered Snappy.
When word reaches Gargamel about the disappearance of Brainy and Sassette, he simply thought of a plan about destroying the smurfs once and for all. "Hrm, with Brainy gone and that green smurf busy I might be able to destroy the smurfs with," Gargamel stopped short and sighed, "Can't think of anything, wait a minute."
He goes through his spell book, trying to find a spell that would might work. No good, there isn't any spell that he hadn't used. "Oh I wished Scruple was here," said Gargamel, "No matter, I guess I have the ultimate spell somewhere..."
He stopped short again and saw a star chart, on it says about a meteorite is about to pass near the earth 2 months from now. "Of course, I'll use a meteor and literally crush the smurfs but how am I going to do it?" he asked himself, "Most importantly, where is the smurf village?"
Suddenly, a paper airplane flew through the window and landed on the table. He picked it up and opened it up to read it, "Well I'll be damned, this is the map of le Pays maudit and here is the smurf village," says Gargamel, "Oh it's that far from my hovel? Well it's far and isolated enough to avoid unwanted damage and attention. I best right this map on my wall just in case."
Gargamel did his best to copy the map onto his hovel wall, making sure every sentence is clear and every detail is well placed. "That should do it," he says as he stick the map into his robe, "Azrael, we got work to do."
"Meow?" asked Azrael.
"Yes now, I just wonder where am I going to find help at." said Gargamel, "I think I know who and I'm going to hate myself for this, I'm going to ask mom for help."
TO BE CONTINUED...
