Piles of Dirt: A Zig Zo Zig Parody/ A Dig Zo Dig Parody
A/N: Thank you HeatherCullen111. Very random, I know. First favourite! Woo! Woo! Plus, if you've read the Hunger Games (anyone?), I'm working on a Zig Zo Zig Parody for that. I don't have a lame pun for it... yet.
Chapter Two
You may be wondering: why would anyone go to Camp Bluey-Greeny Pond, with the hippy Warden?
Most campers aren't given a choice. Camp Bluey-Greeny Pond is a camp for evil boys (for example, making a pun from Zig Zo Zig to Dig Zo Dig on a fandom called Holes. Just a thought...)
If you take an evil boy, and make him dig a hole, you will make him into a good boy who will hardly entertain the notion of making a pun.
That's what some people thought.
Stanley Yelnats was giving a choice. The judge said, "You can be a bad boy for life, or go to Camp Bluey-Greeny Pond."
Stanley was from a poor family. He had never been to McDonald's before. Guess where he chose...
